1020 twinkie treat Recipes

butter recipe cake mix , duncan hines moist deluxe recommended, diet lemon-lime soda, egg whites, fat-free cool whip

eggs, separated, grapeseed oil, agave nectar, vanilla extract, lemon juice, coconut flour, baking soda, celtic sea salt, egg whites, agave nectar

baked 8-or-9-inch round cake (*yellow, white , chocolate, etc.), frosting, your choice (original recipe used chocolate frosting ), hostess twinkie, jelly fruit slices, assorted candy (gumdrops, jelly beans, mini chocolate chips, etc.), red string licorice (for antennae) or black string licorice (for antennae)

chocolate cake mix, evaporated milk, sugar, vanilla, salt, powdered sugar, chocolate frosting

a l rge gl ss bowl or trifle bowl ( i h ve used the top of c ke cover in n trifle emergency situ tion)., twinkies , shortcake sponges,or an 8 inch white sponge cake, jell-o, the flavor of your choice, already prepared and set, fruit cocktail, drained, fresh strawberries, sliced , reserve 8 slices for decorating the top, bananas , sliced into coins, jell-o instant pudding , vanilla flavor, already prepared, or two cans custard, spray whipped cream , or 1 small bowl of whipped cream

a friend (who shall remain nameless) sent me this photo of a wedding cake, and i think it s a great idea, place doilies on each plate before stacking ., top to bottom , stack in this serving, ding dongs, ho-hos, twinkies, cupcakes, llittle debbie chocolate items

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

cream cheese, softened, bacon bits, ground black pepper , or to taste, diced onion, refrigerated crescent roll dough

butter, chopped onion, frozen chopped spinach, thawed and drained, mayonnaise, shredded mozzarella cheese, ground nutmeg, salt and pepper to taste, refrigerated buttermilk biscuit dough

corn tortillas, cream cheese, softened, diced jalapeno peppers, chopped black olives, taco seasoning mix

bread, processed cheese slices, diced cooked ham, butter, melted, eggs, beaten, salt, ground dry mustard, milk

water, salt, ground black pepper, steel cut oats, ground beef, ground pork sausage, onions, finely chopped, cooking oil

uncooked white rice, water, milk, white sugar, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg

very hot water, salt, marshmallow creme (or 7 oz. jar), shortening, powdered sugar, vanilla

reduced-sodium beef broth (1 big tetra-pac), minced ginger, minced garlic, minced shallot, ground meat (your choice ), dried black mushrooms (soaked in hot water for 30 minutes,de-stemmed and sliced), tree ears, soaked and shredded, dried lily buds, soaked, trimmed and cut in half, shredded bamboo shoot, shredded carrot (pre-shredded from a bag), cellophane noodles, soaked, drained and cut into 2-inch lengths . (2 pouches, each pouch is twinky-size), mushroom soy sauce, black vinegar (or more ), mirin or 1 tbsp sherry wine, white pepper, ground, chili oil (the kind with the seeds and bits floating on the bottom-shake it up before using), green onion, chopped (for garnish )

white cake mix, vanilla flavor instant pudding and pie filling mix, vegetable oil, eggs, milk, salt, margarine, softened, vanilla extract, divided, all-purpose flour, sugar, vegetable shortening, water

gluten-free cake flour, baking soda, salt, shortening, sugar, divided, buttermilk, vanilla, almond extract, egg whites, room temperature, cream of tartar, very hot water, salt, marshmallow creme (1 7-oz jar), shortening, powdered sugar, vanilla