10340 swedish christmas food Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Swedish Meatballs (Kottbullar)
    ground beef, ground veal, ground pork, egg, water and
    16 More
    ground beef, ground veal, ground pork, egg, water, heavy cream, chopped onions, dry breadcrumbs, boiled potatoes, cold and mashed, salt, white pepper, epice riche (optional), allspice (only at christmas ), ginger (only at christmas ), butter, flour, heavy cream, beef stock (e.g. cubes ), soy sauce, salt, white pepper
    30 min, 21 ingredients
  • Swedish Christmas Glogg
    fruity red wine , such as beaujolais, port wine and
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    fruity red wine , such as beaujolais, port wine, cinnamon sticks, orange, peel cut into thin strips, white sugar , or to taste, rum , or to taste, brandy , or to taste, raisins, almonds
    20 min, 10 ingredients
  • Swedish Christmas Ham (Julskinka)
    fresh ham (not cooked or cured or smoked- just raw pig le... and
    14 More
    fresh ham (not cooked or cured or smoked- just raw pig leg), salt, sugar, saltpeter, water, salt, sugar, saltpeter, bay leaves, peppercorns, allspice berries, egg white, mustard powder, sugar, fresh breadcrumbs
    316 hour , 15 ingredients
  • Swedish Christmas Cookies
    dozen cookies, butter, sugar, egg yolks, almond extract and
    5 More
    dozen cookies, butter, sugar, egg yolks, almond extract, salt, all-purpose flour, egg white, slightly beaten, sugar, chopped almonds
    10 min, 10 ingredients
  • Swedish Christmas Rice Pudding
    water, uncooked long grain rice, salt, milk and
    5 More
    water, uncooked long grain rice, salt, milk, sugar, divided, eggs, butter, vanilla extract, ground cinnamon
    10 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Fudge
    white sugar, heavy cream, butter, marshmallow creme and
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    white sugar, heavy cream, butter, marshmallow creme, white chocolate chips, red food coloring, as desired, green food coloring, as desired
    20 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Hard Candy
    sugar, karo syrup, water and
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    sugar, karo syrup, water, cinnamon oil or 2 tsp oil peppermint extract, red food coloring or green food coloring, powdered sugar
    20 min, 6 ingredients
  • Swedish Christmas Cookies (Food Network Kitchens) Swedish Christmas Cookies (Food Network Kitchens)
    all-purpose flour, ground cardamom, fine salt and
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    all-purpose flour, ground cardamom, fine salt, unsalted butter, (2 sticks), at room temperature, sugar, egg, room temperature, pure vanilla extract, grated lemon zest, colored sanding sugars or chopped toasted pecans
    50 min, 9 ingredients
  • Swedish Christmas Brown Beans Swedish Christmas Brown Beans
    dried swedish brown beans, water, salt, white vinegar and
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    dried swedish brown beans, water, salt, white vinegar, molasses, brown sugar, butter, nutmeg, cinnamon stick
    2 hour 30 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Swedish Christmas Muffins Swedish Christmas Muffins
    flour, wheat germ, ground cardamom, salt, sugar and
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    flour, wheat germ, ground cardamom, salt, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, chopped almonds, raisins, mixed glace fruit (your choosing), eggs, buttermilk, butter, melted
    30 min, 13 ingredients
  • Swedish Christmas Cabbage Swedish Christmas Cabbage
    unsalted butter, sugar, red cabbage, shredded and
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    unsalted butter, sugar, red cabbage, shredded, red wine vinegar, water, kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper, granny smith apples, peeled, cored and chopped, red currant jelly
    3 hour , 9 ingredients
  • Swedish Christmas Salad Swedish Christmas Salad
    apples , red delicious or 2 golden delicious, oranges and
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    apples , red delicious or 2 golden delicious, oranges, seedless grapes, bananas, strawberry, chopped walnuts, lemon , juice of, vanilla, rum, whipping cream
    20 min, 10 ingredients
  • Swedish Meatballs (Food Network Kitchens) Swedish Meatballs (Food Network Kitchens)
    unsalted butter, onion, finely chopped, kosher salt and
    15 More
    unsalted butter, onion, finely chopped, kosher salt, breadcrumbs, milk, dry sherry, mustard powder, eggs, ground pork, ground turkey, honey, ground allspice, freshly ground pepper, vegetable oil, for frying, lingonberry or cranberry preserves, sour cream, chopped fresh dill, for topping, fresh pickled cucumber slices, for serving
    1 hour 5 min, 18 ingredients
  • Swedish Pancakes (Food Network Kitchens) Swedish Pancakes (Food Network Kitchens)
    unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, whole milk, eggs and
    3 More
    unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, whole milk, eggs, vanilla extract, salt, sugar , maple syrup and fresh fruit, for garnish
    25 min, 7 ingredients




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