319 steve often never duplicated Recipes

  • Biscuits (Never Fail)
    flour, baking powder, salt, milk
    12 min, 5 ingredients
  • Ce Soir Ou Jamais -- Tonight or Never Cocktail
    gin (3 cl, 1/4 gills), dry vermouth (3 cl, 1/4 gills) and
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    gin (3 cl, 1/4 gills), dry vermouth (3 cl, 1/4 gills), cognac (1.5 cl, 1/8 gills)
    5 min, 3 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Bacon And Egg Salad For Sandwiches
    hard-cooked eggs, peeled and chopped, minced red onion and
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    hard-cooked eggs, peeled and chopped, minced red onion, mayonnaise, prepared mustard, salt, pepper, bacon, cooked and crumbled, original recipe calls for 1/3 cup diced celery. i never keep celery around and i prefer onion so i made this change.
    8 ingredients
  • Homemade, Never Frozen Chicken Pot Pie Homemade, Never Frozen Chicken Pot Pie
    flour, salt, egg yolks, ice water, cold butter and
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    flour, salt, egg yolks, ice water, cold butter, mixed vegetables, of your choice-peas carrots , celery, onions...the options are limitless, boneless skinless chicken breast halves, butter, flour, chicken broth, milk, salt, pepper, egg, beaten
    1 hour 15 min, 14 ingredients
  • 10 Minute Meal 10 Minute Meal
    ramen noodles , as many packages as needed and
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    ramen noodles , as many packages as needed, water or 1 1/2 cups chicken stock, per package of noodles, onion, chopped (green, red, yellow, white, pearl, sweet , leeks, chives or shallot), carrot (finely chopped, thinly sliced , or julienne, baby carrots work very well), celery (finely chopped or thinly sliced ), mushroom (of whatever sort, thinly sliced, fresh, tinned, or dried), bell pepper, finely chopped (a mix of colors adds to the visual appeal), fresh yams or fresh sweet potato , julienne and cut to very thin bite size, tomatoes, quartered, sausage (kielbasa, bratwurst, mettwurst, pepperoni, genoa, what have you, cut into thin bite-size bits), cold cuts beef (lamb, pork, ham, chicken or turkey, cut bite size), bacon, crumbled, meatballs (crumbled or cut bite size) or meatloaf (crumbled or cut bite size), beef jerky , cut thinly across the grain, cooked fish (fresh or tinned , anything but lobster, there are no recipes for leftover lobster, there s never any) or shell fish, clams, oysters, mussels, crawdads, s callops, etc (fresh or tinned, anything but lobster, there are no recipes for leftover lobster, there s never any), cheese (of every persuasion, grated, shredded, crumbled or cut into small cubes, ramen with green onions and), soy sauce , worcestershire, tamari, hot, barbecue (i prefer cholulla hot sauce), mustard , horseradish, etc. (anything i may have missed check your fridge and pantry, you ll find something), salt & freshly ground black pepper
    9 min, 19 ingredients
  • Nana's Never Fail Chocolate Icing Nana's Never Fail Chocolate Icing
    sugar, cocoa, heavy cream, vanilla, margarine
    15 min, 5 ingredients
  • Chocolate Fudge Pie (Lower Fat but You'll Never Know It!) Chocolate Fudge Pie (Lower Fat but You'll Never Know It!)
    refrigerated pie dough, brown sugar, unsweetened cocoa and
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    refrigerated pie dough, brown sugar, unsweetened cocoa, all-purpose flour, low-fat milk, light corn syrup, butter, melted, vanilla extract, eggs, lightly beaten, egg whites, frozen fat-free whipped topping, thawed, unsweetened cocoa
    50 min, 12 ingredients
  • My Extra Easy Never Fail Caesar Salad My Extra Easy Never Fail Caesar Salad
    worcestershire sauce, anchovy fillets and
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    worcestershire sauce, anchovy fillets, vinegar (tarragon, wine etc), tabasco sauce (to taste), fresh ground pepper (to taste), bacon, heads romaine lettuce, garlic cloves, egg, lemon juice, dry mustard, grated parmesan cheese, milk, favorite wine
    15 min, 14 ingredients
  • Texas Caviar (Okie Style) Texas Caviar (Okie Style)
    yellow bell pepper (diced ), red bell pepper (diced ) and
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    yellow bell pepper (diced ), red bell pepper (diced ), orange bell pepper (diced ), black beans (drained and rinsed ), fresh tomatoes (diced ), ro-tel tomatoes (or mexican stewed, chop these and add the juice), garlic cloves (chopped ), corn (drained ), white shoepeg corn (drained ), fresh cilantro (i chop a good sized handful in the food processor and throw it in), cayenne pepper, garlic salt, to taste (i use about 1/2 tsp), salt and pepper, hot pepper (chopped , i almost never use it because then my kids won tsp eat it, but if you like it hot, go for it!) (optional)
    20 min, 14 ingredients
  • No Bake Cookies- Never Fail! No Bake Cookies- Never Fail!
    sugar, milk, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, cocoa and
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    sugar, milk, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, cocoa, peanut butter, vanilla, quick-cooking oatmeal
    10 min, 7 ingredients
  • Self-Candying Sweet Potatoes (Yams) Self-Candying Sweet Potatoes (Yams)
    sweet potatoes, butter (i never use this) (optional)
    2 hour 10 min, 2 ingredients
  • Emeril's Never Enough Pork Beer-Braised Sauerkraut (Emeril Lagasse) Emeril's Never Enough Pork Beer-Braised Sauerkraut (Emeril Lagasse)
    fresh or jarred sauerkraut and
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    fresh or jarred sauerkraut, unsalted butter or duck, chicken, or goose fat, apple-cured bacon , cut into 1/2-inch thick slices, yellow onions, peeled and sliced, fresh thyme, bay leaves, black peppercorns, juniper berries, lightly crushed, head garlic , split in 1/2 crosswise, ham hocks, scored, chicken stock, dark or amber beer (recommended : abita amber), andouille or garlic sausage, kielbasa, or knockwurst, cut into 3-inch lengths, bratwurst or veal sausage, cut into 3-inch lengths, boneless smoked pork chops (or 8 very small ), creole, whole-grain , or dijon mustard, for serving
    3 hour 20 min, 16 ingredients
  • Pulled Pork The Recipe I Would Never Share Pulled Pork The Recipe I Would Never Share
    pork but 8-10 lbs, paprika, salt, brown sugar and
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    pork but 8-10 lbs, paprika, salt, brown sugar, garlic powder, onion powder, chili powder, dried mustard, cumin, more cayene, course black pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg, meat injector, cider vinegar, hot sauce, butter, brown sugar, black pepper, if you plan on roasting this in the oven add, liquid smoke
    30 min, 23 ingredients
  • You Will Never Eat Regular Tacos Again Aka Pork Ta... You Will Never Eat Regular Tacos Again Aka Pork Ta...
    taco seasonings or chicken taco seasoning, olive oil and
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    taco seasonings or chicken taco seasoning, olive oil, cracked black pepper to taste, pork tenderloin, (diced into small bite size pieces), pico de gallo, ripe tomatoes, diced and seeded, white onion, diced, red onion, diced, fresh cilantro, chopped, jalapeno, seeded and chopped, garlic, minced, cracked black pepper, salt, juice of 1 lime, fixings, corn tortillas, fresh guacamole (if desired), shredded mexican blend cheese, shredded lettuce, sour cream, lime wedges (allow at least 1/2 per serving)
    21 ingredients
  • Easy No Knead Bran Refrigerator Rolls Easy No Knead Bran Refrigerator Rolls
    crisco (may use 2 sticks unsalted butter ), boiling water and
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    crisco (may use 2 sticks unsalted butter ), boiling water, sugar, all bran, salt, eggs, well-beaten, dry yeast, lukewarm water, unbleached white flour (never use over 7 cups, usually just 6 cups is sufficient, because dough will be soft)
    20 min, 9 ingredients
  • Spelt Bread Spelt Bread
    water (i never warm the ), yeast, oil, honey and
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    water (i never warm the ), yeast, oil, honey, whole spelt flour, salt
    6 hour , 6 ingredients
  • Turkey Dressing That Never Fails Turkey Dressing That Never Fails
    bread -broken or sliced into 1/2 inch pieces and
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    bread -broken or sliced into 1/2 inch pieces, turkey neck and giblets (minus the liver unless you really like it), chopped celery, celery seed, diced onions, olive or conola oil, butter (up to 1/4 lbs.), pouttry base boullin to taste + 1 can of chicken broth, eggs, breakfast sausge, grnulated garlic, rubbed sage, kosher salt & fresh ground pepper to taste, oysters plan (or smoked ) -optional
    2 hour , 14 ingredients




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