79 sixty mystery Recipes

eggs, sugar, light corn syrup, vanilla extract, cream cheese, room temperature, sugar, salt, vanilla extract, egg, un-baked deep-dish (9-inch) pie shell, chopped pecans

raspberry gelatin, boiling water, canned tomatoes, drops hot sauce, sour cream substitute, horseradish, sugar and salt to taste

pillsbury refrigerated pie crust , softened as directed on box, cream cheese, softened, sugar, salt, vanilla, egg, eggs, sugar, corn syrup, vanilla, chopped pecans

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

boneless chicken breasts, swiss cheese, cream of chicken soup, white wine, melted butter, crushed crouton

ripe avocados, pitted, tomato, small dice, bermuda onion, small dice, mayonnaise, fresh lemon juice (lime is tasty, too), prepared salsa (i use salsa with garlic already added), salt, fresh ground black pepper

whole milk, cornstarch, salt, vanilla, cinnamon or 1 pinch chili powder or 1 pinch cayenne, for mystery, skim milk, semi-sweet chocolate baking squares, grated or 9 tbsp dark cocoa, unsalted butter, sugar , to taste, a sweet liqueur , adding it with the vanilla (such as dark rum or grand marnier) (optional), ginger syrup (optional), unsweetened whipped cream (optional) or lightly sweetened whipped cream, as a garnish (optional)

bittersweet chocolate , tempered, white chocolate , tempered, cocoa butter, powdered food coloring, as desired, vegetable oil , for glazing, modeling chocolate, cornstarch, for rolling

butter, melted, plain flour, nuts, cream cheese, softened, cool whip (from large container size), confectioners sugar, instant chocolate pudding, milk, bitter chocolate for garnish

pie, cream cheese (8oz), sugar, salt, vanilla, egg, chopped pecans, unbaked deep dish (9 in) pie shell, eggs, sugar, light corn syrup, vanilla

buttermilk biscuit mix, instant potatoes, sugar, egg, margarine, melted, coconut extract

refrigerated piecrusts or your own recipe, cream cheese, softened, eggs, divided, sugar, divided, vanilla, divided, salt, chopped pecans, light corn syrup

eggs, sugar, light corn syrup, vanilla extract, pie, cream cheese, sugar, salt, egg, un-baked deep-dish (9-inch) pie shell, chopped pecans

tomato & pieces soup, split pea soup ( or i have used asparagus), crab meat

refrigerated piecrusts, cream cheese, softened, eggs, divided, sugar, divided, vanilla, divided, salt, chopped pecans, light corn syrup

pineapple chunks (reserve juice!), pineapple chunks (reserve juice), vanilla instant pudding mix, mandarin oranges, drained, red apples, chopped

onion, chopped, garlic, crushed, bell pepper, diced, vegetable oil, firm tofu, crumbled, chili powder, ground cumin, dried oregano, soy sauce, corn tortillas or 6 ready -to-eat taco shells, tomato sauce

steaks or 2 lbs flank or 2 lbs sirloin , about 1 to 2 inches thick, tomatoes, olive oil, onions, sliced, water, flour, salt & freshly ground black pepper