173 serviette napkin tulip fold Recipes

chicken drumsticks, milk, cornstarch, ketchup, red wine vinegar, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, onion, finely chopped, garlic, finely chopped, fresh ginger, grated, crushed dried red pepper flakes

tootsie pops, white square paper napkins, yarn or 12 pieces ribbon, black pen

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

sauce, blueberries, fresh or frozen, sugar, water, cornstarch or potato starch, ground cinnamon, pancakes, eggs, low-fat cottage cheese, all-purpose flour, cooking oil, baking powder, vanilla, salt

skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, red potatoes, olive oil, divided, sea salt, garlic powder, lemon and herb seasoning, onion powder, dried basil, ground black pepper, havarti cheese , folded in half, hollandaise sauce mix (such as knorr), milk, butter, ground white pepper, dried basil, garlic powder (optional), fresh asparagus, trimmed, imitation crabmeat, chopped, paprika

eggs, water, thick slices sourdough bread (each about 4x3 inches), butter, onion, thinly sliced, red, green or yellow bell pepper, thinly sliced, matchstick-size strips black forest ham (about 4 oz), swiss cheese , folded to match bread size

frozen cranberry juice cocktail concentrate, thawed, cranberry liqueur, orange liqueur, champagne or other sparkling wine, whole fresh cranberries, orange slices, folded in half

frozen cranberry juice cocktail concentrate, thawed, cranberry liqueur, orange liqueur, champagne or other sparkling wine, whole fresh cranberries, orange slices, folded in half

frozen cranberry juice cocktail concentrate, thawed, cranberry liqueur, orange liqueur, champagne or other sparkling wine, whole fresh cranberries, orange slices, folded in half

butter, softened, pumpernickel bread (or use a bread of your choice), dijon mustard, dill pickles , thinly sliced lengthwise, swiss cheese , folded in 1/2

eggs, butter, parsley, minced, chives, minced, pepper, deli ham, sliced to fold over, tomato, cut in 8ths top to bottom, cheddar cheese, shredded

chopped cooked ham, chopped cooked turkey, sliced swiss cheese, chopped, pillsbury grands refrigerated buttermilk biscuits, egg, milk, cinnamon, nutmeg, powdered sugar, raspberry jam

sack sauerkraut, drained, beer or 1 cup apple cider, spicy brown mustard, kielbasa (1 folded link), butter, softened, marbled rye bread, swiss cheese, sweet red pepper relish

flat bread , folded, tzatziki, head baby spinach, raw, feta cheese, ground lamb, cumin, coriander, scallions (green onions), tomatoes, sliced, onion, sliced

chicken, cleaned and cut into medium size piece, onions , sliced lengthwise, garlic, green chilies, coriander powder (freshly ground ), dried red chilies, tamarind pulp, the size of a gooseberry, fresh lemon juice, black pepper (freshly ground ), oil, ginger, freshly chopped, salt, water, tomato sauce, fresh coriander leaves, finely chopped

peanut oil, garlic, minced, boneless skinless chicken breast halves, cut into 1/4 inch slices, chicken broth, green onions, finely chopped, fresh mint leaves, chopped cilantro, lime juice, ground red pepper, ground ginger, leaves bibb lettuce, bean sprouts, plain low-fat yogurt, chopped seeded and peeled cucumber, dried dill weed, crushed

yellow bell peppers or 1 red bell pepper, chopped, cucumber, unpeeled,seeded and chopped, tomatoes, seeded and chopped, green onions, minced, fresh cilantro, minced, fresh flat-leaf parsley, minced, fresh mint, minced, garlic, minced, olive oil, lemons , juice of, salt and black pepper, soft pita breads (not the pocket type, the soft kind you can fold up), cheese , for sandwich (i like havarti , not real middle eastern, but it tastes good!) (optional)

brown sugar, smoked paprika, ground cinnamon, black pepper, ground cumin, salt, skinless boneless chicken breast, shredded carrot, chopped fresh cilantro, chopped radish, golden raisin, chopped red onion, fresh lemon juice, olive oil, greek yogurt, crumbled reduced-fat feta cheese, corn tortillas