134561 sauce passed down Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

butter, sugar, flour, baking powder, salt, milk, peaches, sliced, brown sugar, for topping, chopped pecans (optional)

fresh-picked maine crabmeat (or any other fresh crabmeat), unseasoned dry breadcrumbs, dijon mustard, tabasco sauce or 4 -5 dashes other hot pepper sauce, red bell pepper, finely minced, scallions, minced, stalk celery, finely minced, egg, mayonnaise (approximately ), breadcrumbs, for coating, oil (for frying )

ground meat (i used ground beef but you can use any or combination you like), onions, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, beef broth, tomato sauce, diced tomatoes, bay leaves, worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, salt, pepper, elbow macaroni

french bread baguette, mayonnaise, asian sriracha hot chili sauce, sliced carrots, fish sauce, slow-cooker mustard barbecued pork, pickled peppers and onions, serrano pepper, thinly sliced, fresh cilantro leaves

ketchup, water, brown sugar, lemon juice, cider vinegar, worcestershire sauce, prepared mustard, garlic clove, minced, salt, hot pepper sauce, bay leaf, bone-in chicken breast halves (8 oz each), skin removed

bacon, baked beans, chili sauce, sweet onion, chopped, brown sugar

condensed french onion soup, sliced deli roast pork, louisiana-style hot sauce, pepperidge farm farmhouse premium white rolls with sesame seeds, split, coleslaw, shredded lettuce

butter, sugar, eggs, flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla, milk, brown sugar, boiling water, butter, flour, vanilla

sharp cheddar cheese (kraft old english), green onions, finely chopped, green bell peppers, finely chopped, paprika, worcestershire sauce, tabasco sauce , several shakes- to taste, minced clams (use only 1/2 the liquid )

boneless chicken breasts, melted butter, white wine, soy sauce, garlic powder or 3 -5 crushed cloves, your favorite mild salsa or 1 (12 oz) jar salsa, dijon mustard, oil, rice vinegar, green bell pepper, red bell pepper, onion, olive oil, pasta

vegetable oil, ground pork, onion, chopped, garlic, minced, green pepper, chopped, diced tomatoes, chili powder, ground cumin, unsweetened cocoa powder, salt, ground pepper, worcestershire sauce, kidney beans, drained and rinsed

pasta, pasta sauce , any variety, olive oil and vinegar salad dressing, broccoli florets, diced carrots, peas, olives, scallions

unpeeled, large fresh shrimp or 4 lbs wings, butter, olive oil, chili sauce, worcestershire sauce, lemons, sliced, garlic cloves, chopped, lemon juice, chopped parsley, paprika, oregano, ground red pepper, hot sauce

cream cheese, softened, condensed new england clam chowder, chopped clams, drained , reserving 2 tbsp clam juice, green onions, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, worcestershire sauce, tabasco sauce (about 6 shakes), anchovy paste, salt, pepper

cornbread crumbs, diced red bell pepper, chopped fresh chives, creole mustard, mayonnaise, eggs, adobo sauce, worcestershire sauce, chopped cooked bacon, fresh jumbo lump crabmeat, vegetable cooking spray, collard greens , recipe follows, roasted garlic beurre blanc , recipe follows, garnishes: chopped fresh chives , diced red bell pepper

bacon, onion, chopped, potatoes, peeled and diced, cut corn, bell pepper, diced, diced stewed tomatoes, tomato paste, oregano, thyme, bay leaves, garlic, minced, worcestershire sauce, catfish filet, cut into bite-size chunks, hot sauce to taste

ground beef, tomato sauce, whole kernel corn, with liquid, peas, with liquid, carrots with juice, baking potatoes, peeled and diced, diced onion, salt and pepper to taste