11658 pot side christmas Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Pot Roast
    pot roast, cooking oil, beef broth, baby carrots and
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    pot roast, cooking oil, beef broth, baby carrots, red potatoes, quartered or in eighths, depending on size, onions, quartered, flour, sour cream
    3 hour 30 min, 8 ingredients
  • Pot Roast, Scandinavian Style
    pot roast, flour, salt, pepper, ginger, oil and
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    pot roast, flour, salt, pepper, ginger, oil, cinnamon stick, water, dried fruit, orange juice
    3 hour 15 min, 10 ingredients
  • Pot Roast
    pot roast, garlic powder, ground pepper, salt and
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    pot roast, garlic powder, ground pepper, salt, all-purpose flour, oil, sliced onions, carrots, roughly cut, celery ribs, roughly cut, new potatoes, quartered, onion soup mix, water
    2 hour 30 min, 12 ingredients
  • Pot Stickers with Chinese Cabbage
    frozen meat pot stickers or 1/2 lb vegetable pot stickers and
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    frozen meat pot stickers or 1/2 lb vegetable pot stickers, vegetable oil or 1 tbsp peanut oil, head chinese cabbage or 1 head napa cabbage, sliced thinly, sliced shiitake mushrooms or 4 oz button mushrooms, green onions, sliced, soy sauce or 1/4 cup tamari, water, sugar, ground red pepper , to taste, prepared mustard , sauce or vinaigrette, see note
    21 min, 10 ingredients
  • Pot Roast with Wine
    pot roast, onion, mushroom, tomatoes, water, red wine and
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    pot roast, onion, mushroom, tomatoes, water, red wine, mixed herbs, sugar, salt and pepper, oil (for frying )
    2 hour , 10 ingredients
  • Mini Christmas Puddings
    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy and
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    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)
    45 min, 5 ingredients
  • Easy Side Pork
    side pork, flour, seasoned salt, garlic granules
    20 min, 4 ingredients
  • Side Pork Dressing Patties Oven Style Side Pork Dressing Patties Oven Style
    side pork, cooked & diced, salt, dry bread cubes and
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    side pork, cooked & diced, salt, dry bread cubes, stalks diced celery, diced bell pepper (optional), shredded carrot (optional), milk, beaten egg, margarine, pepper, any kind, cayenne or chopped hot pepper, if you want a kick, pam cooking spray , for spraying tray
    40 min, 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Pot Roast With a Kick (Crock Pot) Pot Roast With a Kick (Crock Pot)
    pot roast and
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    pot roast, rotel tomatoes , with green chile (if you don tsp want the spice) or 1 (15 1/2 oz) can diced tomatoes (if you don tsp want the spice), soup mix, bay leaves, dried parsley, garlic cloves, cut in half, salt, fresh ground pepper, flour, water, carrots, cut up, potatoes, cut up, stalks celery, cut up, olive oil
    6 hour , 14 ingredients
  • Potted Cheese Sandwiches Potted Cheese Sandwiches
    potted meat, cream cheese and
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    potted meat, cream cheese, white bread or 1 loaf whole wheat bread
    10 min, 3 ingredients
  • Pot Roast in Tin Foil Wrap Pot Roast in Tin Foil Wrap
    pot roast (i prefer chuck), cream of mushroom soup and
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    pot roast (i prefer chuck), cream of mushroom soup, lipton onion soup mix, ground pepper
    3 hour 5 min, 4 ingredients
  • Pot Roast W/ Creamy Red Wine Sauce Pot Roast W/ Creamy Red Wine Sauce
    pot roast (trimmed of excess fat) and
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    pot roast (trimmed of excess fat), white onion, large and chopped, button mushrooms, cut in half, contadina diced tomatoes , marinara style, water, red wine, italian spices, ground sage, ground thyme, basil, pepper, salt, herb-ox beef bouillon, olive oil (for frying ), sour cream, flour , for thickening
    17 min, 16 ingredients
  • Pot Roast and Vegetable Gravy Pot Roast and Vegetable Gravy
    pot roast and
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    pot roast, bolar ( chuck roast) roast, hand tied tight to a 4 inch diameter, tomato paste, kernels fresh garlic , smashed, bay leaves, pure ground black pepper, salt, onion salt, red bliss potatoes, cubed, carrots or 2 yellow rutabagas, onions, stalk celery, flour, mashed potatoes, peeled large red bliss potatoes, horseradish, onions, ground, white pepper, salt, drawn butter, warm half and half, parsley, chopped
    5 hour 10 min, 22 ingredients
  • Crispy Barbecued Side of Salmon Barbeque with Cucumber Yogurt (Jamie Oliver) Crispy Barbecued Side of Salmon Barbeque with Cucumber Yogurt (Jamie Oliver)
    side salmon , scaled and pin boned, lemon , zest and juice and
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    side salmon , scaled and pin boned, lemon , zest and juice, fresh herby fennel tops or basil, leaves picked and finely chopped, olive oil, sea salt and freshly ground black pepper, cucumber , peeled lengthwise at intervals, plain yogurt, fresh red chile , deseeded and finely chopped, fresh mint or oregano, leaves picked and chopped, extra-virgin olive oil
    30 min, 10 ingredients




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