628 pint mouths Recipes

steaky bacon, roughly chopped, fresh thyme leave , picked, olive oil, butter, leeks, washed, trimmed, white end chopped into chunks, green end finely diced, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, cooked turkey , torn into big chunks, turkey stock or 2 pints chicken stock or 2 pints vegetable stock, plain flour, creme fraiche or 2 tbsp double cream, puff pastry, chestnuts , roasted and peeled, fresh sage , leaves picked, egg, beaten

frozen limeade concentrate, tequila, triple sec, tonic water, tangerine sherbet or 1 pint lemon sherbet or 1 pint lime sherbet

celery, chopped, onion, chopped, carrot, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, butter, olive oil, muir glen diced tomatoes, v- 8 vegetable juice, muir glen tomato paste, muir glen crushed tomatoes, muir glen tomatoes, chicken broth, kosher salt, crushed pepper, bay leaf, baking soda, fresh basil, snipped, light cream or 1 pint half-and-half cream or 1 pint fat-free half-and-half, heavy cream (optional), cream cheese

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

boneless skinless chicken breast halves, fat discarded,washed,and patted dry, garlic granules, divided,approximately, yogurt cheese (see - labanee , in arabic) or 1 pint plain nonfat yogurt, drained until reduced in volume by half or 8 oz low-fat cream cheese, chopped fresh parsley leaves, chopped scallions, white and green parts or 1/4 cup chopped chives (green onions), fresh white breadcrumbs, preferably made with sourdough french bread with crust trimmed off (about 6 oz), freshly grated parmesan cheese, dried basil, lightly crushed to release oils, sweet paprika, cayenne pepper, extra virgin olive oil, salt & freshly ground black pepper, several times

white cake mix (you will use a little over half), water, egg whites, oil, cream cheese, powdered sugar, whipping cream or 1 (8 oz) container cool whip, junket danish dessert mix, frozen strawberries or 19 oz raspberries or 1 pint fresh strawberries or 1 pint fresh raspberry

dried black-eyed peas, soaked, cooked, drained (don tsp use canned mushy and yucky-looking), white rice, cooked, extra virgin olive oil, scallions, sliced ( 1/4 - 1/2 cup), roma tomatoes, juiced, seeded, and diced ( 2 cups, or use 1 pint of grape or cherry tomatoes, halved), tabasco sauce, cilantro leaf, fresh , julienned, salt, black pepper, fresh lime juice, fresh mint, chopped

unsalted butter at room temperature, sugar, extra-large eggs at room temperature, sour cream at room temperature, pure vanilla extract, flour, cornstarch, kosher salt, baking soda, unsalted butter at room temperature, cream cheese at room temperature, sugar , sifted, pure vanilla extract, half-pints blueberries, half-pints raspberries

brownies (3x3 ), vanilla ice cream or 1/4 pint coffee ice cream or 1/4 pint peppermint ice cream, egg white, sugar

fresh strawberries, half-pints fresh raspberries, half-pints fresh blueberries, half-pints fresh blackberries, sugar, vanilla bean, split and seeds removed

sheets leaf gelatin , or generous 1/2-oz powered gelatin, english pint creamy milk (english pint = 20 fl. oz: american pint = 16 fl. ounces), rose water, sugar

strawberries, hulled and halved, half-pint raspberries, half-pint blueberries or blackberries, oranges, peeled and cut into sections, kiwis, peeled and cut into large chunks, mango, peeled, pitted, and cut into large chunks, papaya, peeled, pitted, and cut into large chunks, fresh pineapple cut into large chunks, cantaloupe or honeydew melon cut into large chunks, fresh mint , julienned, fresh rosemary or mint sprigs if you re using herb syrup

bing cherries, drain ,save juice, pineapple chunks, drain ,save juice, cream cheese, marshmallows, fresh whipped cream or 1 pint dream whip or 1 pint cool whip, chopped pecans (optional)

half-and-half, egg yolks, dark brown sugar, all-purpose flour, vanilla extract, chilled whipping cream, chilled whipping cream, instant espresso powder or 1 3/4 tsp instant coffee powder, scotch whisky, frozen lb cake, thawed, cut into 3/4-inch cubes, scotch whisky, raspberry jam, frozen unsweetened raspberries, thawed (1/2 pint baskets) or 2 pints fresh raspberries (1/2 pint baskets), bananas, peeled , halved lengthwise, sliced, chilled whipping cream, sugar, scotch whisky, basket fresh raspberry (1/2 pint baskets), semisweet chocolate , curled or grated chocolate, almonds, finely chopped for sprinkling

half-and-half (or 1 pint milk and 1 pint heavy cream ), whole white peppercorns or 1 tbsp cracked white peppercorns, blue cheese, crumbled, sugar, lemon juice

half-pints fresh raspberries, divided, half-pint fresh blueberries, sugar, orange zest, water, framboise ( raspberry brandy), optional

golden pineapple, peeled and large-diced, half-pints fresh raspberries, divided, half-pints fresh blueberries, sugar, water, framboise ( raspberry brandy), optional, good vanilla ice cream

fresh strawberries, hulled and sliced, sugar, half-pints fresh raspberries, divided, half-pints fresh blueberries, framboise ( raspberry brandy), brioche or egg bread (1 to 1 1/2 lb)