166735 olde english christmas pudding with hard sauce Recipes

eggs, separated, caster sugar (fine sugar), left-over christmas plum pudding (more if you prefer ), rum (brandy or orange liquer), double cream

bulk sausage, good quality (i use jimmy dean), kraft old english cheese, english muffins

loaves pepperidge farm sandwich bread, margarine, softened, kraft old english cheese spread, tabasco sauce, worcestershire sauce, onion powder, cayenne pepper

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

self-rising flour, white sugar, ground cinnamon, eggs, beaten, melted butter, prepared mincemeat pie filling, whole cranberry sauce, pumpkin puree, sour cream, cream cheese, sugar

blue cheese, kraft old english cheese spread, worcestershire sauce, cayenne pepper , to taste, cream cheese, onion juice (grated and strained ), pecans, chopped, garlic salt , to taste

cream cheese, softened, crumbled blue cheese, kraft old english cheese spread, worcestershire sauce (more or less to taste), chopped nuts , to coat (i use pecans or walnuts)

butter, softened, plus extra, butter, for greasing, dried fruit (use a mixture of sultanas, raisins and snipped apricots), cooking apple, peeled, cored and roughly chopped (about 175g/6oz), orange , juice and rind of, finely grated, brandy or 50 ml rum, plus extra, brandy or rum, for feeding and flaming, light muscovado sugar, eggs, self-raising flour, ground mixed spice, fresh white breadcrumbs, whole shelled almonds, roughly chopped

suet, ground (beef fat), raisins, ground, gluten-free flour (a blend with xanthan gum), baking soda, sugar, salt, sour milk (or 1/2 tbsp white distilled vinegar with enough milk to make a 1/2 cup), egg, sugar, cornstarch, nutmeg, butter, white distilled vinegar, water

sausage, browned and drained on paper towel, margarine, softened, kraft old english cheese spread, red pepper, garlic salt, english muffin

count) packages english muffins (bay s recommended), jimmy dean sausage (regular), butter, old english cheese (or 12 oz. velveeta), cayenne pepper (or to taste), garlic salt

kraft old english cheese spread, canned crabmeat, garlic powder, butter, salt, english muffins (6 halves)

butter, room temperature, currants, raisins, sultana, almonds, finely grounded, flour, brandy, allspice, nutmeg, brown sugar, eggs, lemon , juice and rind of, molasses, orange , rind of, only, grated, browning sauce (i use kitchen bouquet) (optional)

milk, scalded, soft breadcrumbs, eggs, sugar, grape jelly, beef suet, finely chopped, grated rind and juice of 1 lemon, raisins, currants, chopped candied citron, chopped candied orange peel, all-purpose flour, divided, baking soda, hot coffee, salt, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, plum pudding sauce

english muffins, split, bacon, eggs, poached ,still slightly runny, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, flour, paprika, pepper, nutmeg, milk, swiss cheese, grated, dry white wine (or alcohol free), butter or 1 tbsp margarine, corn flakes, crushed

hen , deboned (or use boneless chicken), spaghetti noodles, onion, chopped, green pepper, chopped, mushroom (optional), salt and pepper, butter, flour, milk, american cheese, old english cheese, salt

sugar-free vanilla pudding or 1 (4 oz) package vegetarian fat free sugar-free instant vanilla pudding mix, nonfat milk or 2 cups low-fat milk, vanilla wafers, bananas, sliced

cream cheese, kraft old english cheese, margarine, worcestershire sauce, instant dried onion flakes, chopped nuts (optional)