156724 olde christmas pudding sauce Recipes

eggs, separated, caster sugar (fine sugar), left-over christmas plum pudding (more if you prefer ), rum (brandy or orange liquer), double cream

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

old el paso refried beans, green chilies, drained and chopped, old el paso taco seasoning mix, ripe avocados, peeled and pitted, lemon juice, old el paso taco sauce, mild,medium,or hot ,divided usage, sour cream, cheddar cheese, shredded, lettuce, shredded, fresh tomato, diced, black sliced ripe olives, tortilla chips

bread pudding, challah or egg bread, cubed, cinnamon, egg substitute, egg whites, sugar substitute for baking, fat-free or low-fat lactose-free milk, vanilla extract, raisins, vanilla pudding sauce, egg, egg white, sugar substitute for baking, cornstarch, fat-free or low-fat lactose-free milk, vanilla

bread pudding, whole milk (or 2 cups half & half), butter, brown sugar (light or dark , depending on taste preference), eggs, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, vanilla extract, salt, bread , torn into small pieces (french works best), raisins (optional, yuck , but i did think dried cranberries might be good!), bread pudding , sauce, whole milk, butter, granulated sugar, vanilla, flour, salt

cake, all-purpose flour, i mean really packed) golden brown sugar, baking powder, orange zest, orange juice (i used the juice of the above oranges plus some pulp)., tblsp. vegetable oil, egg + 1 yolk, vanilla extract, semisweet chocolate chips, pudding sauce, water, instant coffee, cocoa, granulated white sugar, kicked up whipped cream, heavy cream, granulated sugar, whisky (kentucky bourbon) - jack daniels or jim beam, good capful vanilla essence .

butter, room temperature, currants, raisins, sultana, almonds, finely grounded, flour, brandy, allspice, nutmeg, brown sugar, eggs, lemon , juice and rind of, molasses, orange , rind of, only, grated, browning sauce (i use kitchen bouquet) (optional)

vanilla cake mix, vanilla pudding mix, buttermilk, vegetable oil, eggs, zest of 1 lemon, juice of 1/2 lemon, juice of 1/2 lime, powdered sugar, unsalted butter, buttermilk, zest of 1 lemon, zest of 1 lime, juice of 1/2 lemon

unsalted butter, garlic cloves, minced, shallot, minced, old bay seasoning, soft shelled crabs, cleaned, white bread, lettuce leaves (boston or bibb lettuce), ripe tomato, thinly sliced, mayonnaise, pickled jalapeno pepper, finely chopped, drained capers, chopped pickle (preferably cornichons), fresh lemon juice, chopped fresh chives, chopped fresh tarragon basil, dijon mustard, old bay seasoning, fresh ground black pepper

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

rockfish or 1 1/2 lbs striped bass fillets, mccormick old bay seasoning with garlic and herb, divided, butter, divided, white wine, green onion, finely chopped, heavy cream, dijon mustard, lump crabmeat (or backfin)

french bread cubes, sugar, light corn syrup, instant coffee, cocoa, vanilla extract, eggs, evaporated milk (use 2 2/3 cup for pudding, the remaining for sauce), brown sugar , packed, butter or 1/4 cup margarine

roasted red peppers (the variety that comes in a jar), fat-free mayonnaise, cayenne pepper, seasoning salt, olive oil, divided, onion, chopped, stalk celery, chopped, eggs, beaten, ground walnuts, chopped fresh parsley, fat-free mayonnaise, lemon juice, crab boil seasoning (like old bay), worcestershire sauce, mustard powder, crushed celery seed, ground paprika, crawfish meat or 1 lb crabmeat, hot pepper sauce, whole wheat bread crumbs

carrots grated, potato grated, suet, dark brown sugar, raisins, currants, orange peel glazed, all purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, vanilla, sour milk, pudding sauce, granulated sugar, heaping tbsp cornstarch, cold water, butter, vanilla, boiling water

eggs, whipping cream, granulated sugar, brown sugar, rum, banana extract, milk, butter, stale french bread loaf, cut into 1-inch cubes, bread pudding sauce

dark brown sugar, fine dry breadcrumbs, baking soda, salt, ground allspice, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, currants, raisins, golden raisins, almonds, all-purpose flour, beef suet, ground, milk, egg, beaten, plum pudding sauce

milk, scalded, soft breadcrumbs, eggs, sugar, grape jelly, beef suet, finely chopped, grated rind and juice of 1 lemon, raisins, currants, chopped candied citron, chopped candied orange peel, all-purpose flour, divided, baking soda, hot coffee, salt, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, plum pudding sauce

beef tenderloin, peanut oil, garlic , mashed into a paste with, salt, butter, onion, finely chopped, garlic, minced, heavy cream, oyster , drained-reserve 1/2 cup of juice, creole seafood seasoning (or old bay seasoning with a healthy dash of cayenne), worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper, frozen spinach, thawed drained and squeezed