849 mia now that Recipes

duncan hines classic white cake mix, sour cream, frozen lemonade, philadelphia cream cheese, softened, eggs, pure almond extract, glaze, powdered sugar, fresh lemon juice, grated lemon peel

sweetened condensed milk - (not evaporated !), lemon juice, crushed pineapple(drained ), pecans or walnuts, cool whip, graham cracker crusts (home-made is best....but store-bought is fine)

golden shortening, brown sugar, granulated sugar, eggs, vanilla, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, chipits semi-sweet chocolate chips

domino granulated sugar, all-purpose flour, shortening, melted, unsweetened cocoa, water, vanilla extract, baking powder, salt, eggs, nestle toll house semi-sweet chocolate morsels, marshmallows, chopped pecans, nestle toll house semi-sweet chocolate mini morsels, chocolate pudding, whipping cream, nestle toll house semi-sweet chocolate baking bars, broken into pieces

garlic cloves, minced, vegetable oil, mayonnaise, chopped italian stewed tomatoes, tomato puree, red wine vinegar, salt, cayenne pepper, pepper, head iceberg lettuce, chopped walnuts, toasted

baking potatoes, ground beef, green pepper, chopped, carrot, shredded, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, spaghetti sauce with mushrooms, pepperoni, chopped, dry red wine or reduced-sodium beef broth, minced fresh oregano, salt, shredded reduced-fat colby-monterey jack cheese

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

batch sauteed mushrooms, heavy cream, shredded parmesan, dried tarragon, bread crumbs, white mushroom caps, olive oil, chopped fresh rosemary, chopped fresh thyme, garlic, crushed, bread crumbs

batch sauteed mushrooms, heavy cream, shredded parmesan, dried tarragon, bread crumbs, white mushroom caps, olive oil, chopped fresh rosemary, chopped fresh thyme, garlic, crushed, bread crumbs

extra-virgin olive oil, butter, garlic, finely chopped, shallots , halved then thinly sliced, salt and black pepper, whole-wheat spaghetti, a generous handful flat-leaf parsley, chopped, grated parmigiano-reggiano

approximately 1 lb) hot italian turkey sausage, casings removed, cream cheese, softened, diced tomatoes with green chiles

bacon, carrot grated, onion, chopped, cut chopped ham, eggs, cold cooked rice, soy sauce, salt to taste

bake time depends on your oven - as an example , these were done in 20 minutes. i would use the toothpick test, that is, place in the center of a muffin, comes out clean, it s done., butter, granulated sugar, eggs, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, milk, baking powder, salt, cherries, pitted, coarsely chopped, and drained *1, almonds, lightly toasted *2, almond extract, granulated sugar, not in the recipe, but as you can see , anything goes, i added some coconut flakes - i just merely eyeball the amount (1/4 cup, maybe), substituted 2 cups cherries with 1 cup dole figs and 1 cup dried cranberries. i soaked the cherries in warm water for about five minutes, then drained the excess water.

squash - whatever type is available and that you like, water, black pepper, cumin, coriander, mint, ginger, cider vinegar, dates, finely chopped, almonds, finely chopped, honey, white wine, boiled, vegetable stock or the water from cooking the squash, olive oil

margarine or butter, melted, sugar, vanilla, cocoa, eggs, flour, salt, pecan pieces

butter (do not substitute!), all-purpose flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, milk, sliced peaches , do not drain (i use a quart of my own canned peaches in light syrup, so i am guesstimating on the store bought), nutmeg, cinnamon, sugar, lemon peel

pumpkin pie mix (already has spices in it), eggs, sweetened condensed milk, spice cake mix, margarine, melted, pecans, chopped .

pumpkin, evaporated milk, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, eggs, yellow butter flavored cake mix (duncan hines), pecan pieces, melted butter, cool wip (2 cups), cream cheese, powdered sugar