265 madam fail Recipes

okay , so all i had left in the freezer was a small thing of beef and a box of peas. so i tried to use a side dish i had in my cookbook that i ve never tried before, and incorperate the ingredients i had into it somehow. the result was downright disasterous. but i m going to give you guys the original recipe, and then tell you exactly what i did to screw it up., seedless cucumbers (plastic wrapped), peeled, unsalted butter or margarine, chopped fresh mint, salt, black pepper, grated fresh lemon zest, fresh lemon juice

all purpose flour, lg eggs, salt, milk...i add 1 cup of milk and mix it in well and then i add more milk to make it a nice thin batter

bittersweet or semi-sweet chocolate (the best quality you can get please, like scharffen berger, guittard or valrhona), sugar, unsalted butter, egg yolks, egg whites, all-purpose flour

country never fail peanut brittle, granulated sugar, ts butter, light corn syrup, ts salt, water, ts baking soda, raw peanuts (sometimes i roast mine just a little)

double crust pie pastry for a 9 inch pie- use your favorite recipe for fruit pies, fresh or frozen blueberries thawed, sugar, cornstarch, salt ( optional ), cinnamon, vanilla or almond ( optional use with other variations), variations, blueberries with 3 cups of fresh pitted cherries, or 3 cups of blackberries or raspberries or 3 cups fresh,skinned ripe sliced peaches

all-purpose flour, sugar, salt, unsalted butter, chilled and cut into small pieces, vegetable shortening, cold water

evaporated milk, sugar, marshmallows (cut up ), semi-sweet chocolate chips, margarine or butter, chopped nuts (optional)

butter, brown sugar, evaporated milk, vanilla, icing sugar, chopped nuts (optional)

all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, egg yolks, sour cream, vanilla extract, unsalted butter, melted and slightly cooled

unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, unsweetened cocoa, baking soda, salt, butter, softened, sour cream, eggs, vanilla

unsalted butter, divided, sugar, cocoa powder, water, vanilla, divided, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, whole milk or light cream, egg, beaten

ap flour, cake flour, butter flavor crisco, butter, salt, baking powder, eggs, vanilla extract, vanilla butter nut extract

sugar, butter, evaporated milk, chocolate chips, marshmallow creme, chopped pecans or walnuts, vanilla, because quantity sizes of things have changed since i first cre, ated this you may need to use different size can and jars of evap. milk and marshmallow creme.

chicken backs and necks, stalks of celery with leaves, chopped, carrots, chopped, onion with skin, halved and chopped, garlic in skin , smashed with knife, leek, white part only, chopped (make sure it s cleaned well), half a celery root, chopped, parsnip, chopped, fresh thyme , parsley, bay leave, peppercorns

graham cracker crumbs, sugar, butter softened, cream cheese room temperature, sour cream, eggs, vanilla, sugar

black beans rinsed and drained, tomatoes diced, red bell pepper chopped, sweet onion chopped, garlic chopped, uncooked white rice prepared according to box, olive oil, cayenne pepper sauce, cumin, plantains peeled and thinly sliced, olive oil, lemon juice, cinnamon, cumin

baking soda, cream of tartar, whole eggs, flour, milk, salt, shortening (butter/margarine), sugar, vanilla

king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, salt, shortening, milk, white vinegar