9028 louise bars Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

mars bars, coarsely chopped, unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, eggs, vanilla extract, buttermilk, mars bars, coarsely chopped, unsalted butter, icing sugar, vanilla extract, milk, mars bars, thinly sliced

butter, brown sugar , packed, eggs, vanilla, all-purpose flour , sifted, baking soda, salt, semisweet chocolate chunks (chocolate bar broken into small pieces, if you choose to use chocolate chips, use 2 cups)

peanut-shaped peanut butter sandwich cookies, crushed, butter, melted, sweetened condensed milk, creamy peanut butter, vanilla extract, chocolate-covered peanut butter cups, coarsely chopped, butterfinger candy bars, chocolate-covered crispy peanut butter candy bars, coarsely chopped (we tested with butterfinger), semisweet chocolate morsel, honey-roasted peanuts, sweetened flaked coconut

butter, softened, brown sugar, egg yolk, vanilla, flour, heath candy bars or 4 -5 skor candy bars, crushed (divided use), chopped pecans

butter or 3/4 cup margarine, softened, peanut butter, brown sugar, baking soda, all-purpose flour, quick-cooking rolled oats, egg, sweetened condensed milk, chopped candy bars (such as chocolate-coated, caramel-topped nougat bars with peanuts; chocolate-covered crisp wafers; cup)

whole milk, heavy cream, egg yolks, room temperature, sugar, coffee syrup, instant coffee granules, heath bar snack-sized candy bar, lightly crushed (1 bag, about 30 pieces)

cream cheese, softened, vanilla, brown sugar, heath bar chips, heath candy bar, crumbled on top

lg eggs, slightly beaten, sugar, butter, melted, vanilla, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, cocoa, snickers bars, coarsely chopped, milk chocolate bars, finely chopped

candy bar topping, sweet chocolate (i use three 8 oz hershey bars) - divided, spanish peanuts (not cocktail peanuts), fondant filling, powdered sugar, sweetened condensed milk, maple extract

bleached all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking powder, salt, milk chocolate candy bars with toffee ( like heath bars) chopped, unsalted butter, melted and cooled to tepid., unsweetened chocolate, melted and cooled to tepid., eggs, superfine sugar, vanilla extract, chopped or slivered almonds, please use my turtle topping in my recipesadding nuts if you want them on top, heath candy bars cut into chunks ..

chocolate wafer crumbs (about 35 wafers), butter, melted, cream cheese, softened, sugar, heavy whipping cream, vanilla extract, eggs, lightly beaten, butterfinger candy bars (2.1 oz each), frozen and chopped, butterfinger candy bar (2.1 oz), frozen and chopped, butterscotch ice cream topping

all-purpose flour, divided, powdered sugar, butter (2 sticks) or 1 cup margarine, softened (2 sticks), eggs, sugar, lemon juice, baking powder, powdered sugar

salted butter, slightly softened, powdered sugar, whole egg, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, salt, white almond bark (4 squares), chocolate almond bark (4 squares), pistachios, finely chopped, chocolate covered candy , such as m and m s, chopped, chocolate covered toffee bars, such as skor toffee bars, chopped, chocolate sprinkles, other variations : different candy bars, chopped; different varieties of sprinkles; different chopped nuts

apples, toffee candy bar, coarsely chopped, snicker bar, coarsely chopped, unsalted butter, toffee candy bar, finely chopped, snicker bar, finely chopped, apple cider, sugar

chocolate wafer crumbs , about 35 (i used chocolate creme sandwich cookies, like oreos, and took out the fluffy filling) or 36 wafers (i used chocolate creme sandwich cookies, like oreos, and took out the fluffy filling), butter, melted, cream cheese, softened (i don tsp know if using the less fat varieties will change how the cheesecake turns out), sugar, heavy whipping cream, vanilla extract, eggs, lightly beaten, butterfinger candy bars, frozen and chopped (2.1 oz each), butterfinger candy bars, frozen and chopped (2.1 oz), butterscotch sundae sauce (caramel topping would be fine, too. that s what i used)

apples, top 1/2-inch removed, roughly chopped toffee candy bar (recommended : skor), roughly chopped chocolate covered nougat nut candy bar (recommended : snickers), unsalted butter, chopped toffee candy bar (recommended : skor), chopped chocolate covered nougat nut candy bar (recommended : snickers), soft apple cider, sugar, vanilla ice cream, accompaniment

eggs, lightly beaten, sugar, butter or margarine, melted, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, cocoa, chocolate-coated caramel-peanut nougat bars, coarsely chopped, milk chocolate bars, finely chopped