45124 little jack christmas fruit stuffing Recipes

base, butter, at room temperature, sugar, egg yolk, vanilla, plain flour, mixed dried fruit, chopped glace cherries, plain flour, egg, brown sugar, brandy, vanilla, sugar, water, butter

fat-free , less-sodium chicken broth, dried mixed-fruit bits, butter, chopped onion, sliced celery, cubed country-style stuffing mix (such as pepperidge farm)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

pork loin crown roast (about 8-9 lb, 14 ribs), vegetable oil, onion, diced, celery, diced, dry bread, cubes, apples, peeled cored and chopped, pears, peeled,cored and chopped, golden raisin, chopped pecans, prepared horseradish, chicken stock, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, melted, ground sage, dried thyme, salt, pepper, sweet italian sausage link, casings removed, butter, chopped onions, chopped celery, diced cored tart green apples, dried rubbed sage, dried thyme, ground allspice, herbed cubed seasoned stuffing mix

sugar substitute, cornstarch, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, apple cider or juice, dried mixed fruit, chopped, margarine, tart baking apples

pork loin, mixed dried fruit bits, dark brown sugar, chopped fresh sage, dried crushed red pepper, boneless pork loin, kosher salt, divided, coarsely ground pepper, divided, kitchen string, olive oil, firm, ripe seckel pears, butter, melted, fresh lemon juice, honey, chopped fresh rosemary, kosher salt, freshly ground pepper, cipollini onions, peeled, pear preserves, fresh sage leaves

mixed dried fruit , cut into strips (1 cup), fresh thyme leaves (or 1/2 tsp. dried), plus extra for garnish, center-cut pork chops (about 3/4 inch thick ), olive oil, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, onion, finely chopped, water, canned chicken broth, cold unsalted butter, diced

boneless pork loin chops (1/2 inch thick and 4 oz each), canola oil, herb stuffing mix, celery ribs, chopped, tart apple, peeled and chopped, dried cherries or cranberries, chopped onion, chicken broth, butter, melted

butter, cubed, chopped onion, chopped celery, cubed day-old bread, dried fruit bits, water, ground allspice, cornish game hens (20 to 24 oz each), salt, pepper, butter, melted, honey

butter, cubed, chopped onion, chopped celery, cubed day-old bread, dried fruit bits, water, ground allspice, cornish game hen (20 to 24 oz each), salt, pepper, butter, melted, honey

active dry yeast, warm water (105 to 115 degrees f), lukewarm milk (scalded , then cooled), granulated sugar, salt, ground cardamom, egg, shortening, raisins, cut-up citron or 1/3 cup mixed candied fruit, all-purpose flour, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, softened

shortening, light brown sugar, eggs, flour, soda, salt, buttermilk, chopped dates, chopped candied cherries, candied pineapple, cut into small pieces, white raisins (i have trouble finding , usually use golden, but can use dark), retain small amount of flour to coat fruit and nuts, before adding

mushrooms, onions, olives, cheddar cheese, olive oil plus 3 tbsp, salt and pepper, eggs, flour, milk, sugar, melted butter, fruit of choice, for stuffing, mango, arugula, red onion, balsamic vinegar

vegetable oil, onion, chopped, stalk celery, chopped, garlic, minced, breadcrumbs or 2 1/2 cups croutons, chopped mixed dried fruit, chopped fresh parsley

pork tenderloin, pack dried mixed fruit, coarsely chopped, olive oil, coarsely chopped fresh rosemary leaves, coarsely chopped fresh thyme leaves, garlic cloves, finely chopped, kosher salt, cracked peppercorns, parsley, for garnish, water, grits, butter, milk, divided, grated cheddar, plus more if desired, salt and freshly ground black pepper, all-purpose flour, eggs , for egg wash, panko (japanese-style bread crumbs), oil, for frying, fresh blueberries, plus extra for garnish, sugar, grated lemon peel, grated orange peel

monterrey jack cheese block, cornbread stuffing mix, eggs, oil for frying

stuffed french toast, toasting white bread, cream cheese, fruit preserves (strawberry, blueberry, or raspberry), eggs, heavy cream, cinnamon, vanilla, sugar, salt, corn flakes, crushed, butter

vegetable broth, divided, chopped mixed dried fruit, minced shallots, divided, minced garlic, olive oil, divided, italian-seasoned breadcrumbs, pork tenderloin, salt, pepper, fresh sage leaves, shiitake mushrooms, thinly sliced, dry red wine, salt, pepper