33867 little christmas pie Recipes
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olive oil, onion, peeled and finely chopped and13 Moreolive oil, onion, peeled and finely chopped, smoked streaky bacon, chopped or, 50 g smoked lardons, pork sausage or 500 g skinned s, lemon , zest of, grated, orange , zest of, grated, fresh brown breadcrumbs, ready-to-eat dried apricots, chopped, fresh cooked peeled chestnuts or 50 g canned chestnuts or 50 g vacuum-packed chestnuts, chopped, chopped fresh thyme or 1 tsp dried thyme, fresh cranberries or 100 g frozen cranberries, boneless skinless chicken breasts, salt and pepper, ready-made shortcrust pastry or 500 g home-made shortcrust pastry, beaten egg , to glaze31 min, 15 ingredients
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Little Streusel Piesflour, brown sugar, cinnamon, butter, softened and3 Moreflour, brown sugar, cinnamon, butter, softened, chopped walnuts or 1/4 cup pecans, flaky refrigerated biscuits (10 count ), cherry pie filling40 min, 7 ingredients
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Little Debbie Strawberry White Chocolate Cheesecake Triflelittle debbie strawberry shortcake rolls (2 boxes) and6 Morelittle debbie strawberry shortcake rolls (2 boxes), cream cheese (softened ), instant white chocolate pudding and pie filling mix, milk, strawberry pie filling, cool whip, cool whip1 hour , 7 ingredients
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Chicken Little Pot Piechicken boullion, chicken breasts, chicken broth and8 Morechicken boullion, chicken breasts, chicken broth, cornstarch, frozen mixed veggies, heavy whipping cream, onion - medium/lg, pepper (white ), pillsbury pie crust, rosemary sprig, salt1 hour 10 min, 11 ingredients
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Mom's Eggnog Christmas Pieegg yolks, milk, sugar, salt, knox unflavored gelatin and8 Moreegg yolks, milk, sugar, salt, knox unflavored gelatin, water, rum (2 jiggers), rum flavoring, egg whites, sugar, heavy cream, shaved hershey s chocolate candy bar, oronoque orchards frozen pie crusts1 hour 15 min, 13 ingredients
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Little Smokies in Cherry Preserveslittle smokies sausage and1 Morelittle smokies sausage, cherry preserves , small jar that s approx 10-12 oz will do. the jars around here are 18 oz and i use about 3/4 for a p11 min, 2 ingredients
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Little Italian Stuffed Pepperslittle sweet peppers, tops cut off, seeded (save tops) and4 Morelittle sweet peppers, tops cut off, seeded (save tops), breadcrumbs, asiago cheese, fresh minced herbs, olive oil25 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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