39178 jalapeno cranberry jelly christmas jelly Recipes

  • Christmas Ketchup
    jellied cranberry sauce, sugar, white vinegar and
    6 More
    jellied cranberry sauce, sugar, white vinegar, minced fresh ginger, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, pepper, all-purpose flour, water
    9 ingredients
  • Hot-and-Spicy Cranberry-Pear Chutney
    fresh cranberries, sweetened dried cranberries and
    7 More
    fresh cranberries, sweetened dried cranberries, fresh orange juice, sugar, grated fresh ginger, pear preserves, hot jalapeno pepper jelly, mango chutney, orange zest
    9 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Peppery Jelly and Soy Glazed Salmon
    fresh or frozen skinless salmon fillet (about 1 inch thic... and
    10 More
    fresh or frozen skinless salmon fillet (about 1 inch thick ), green jalapeno pepper jelly, rice vinegar, soy sauce, green onions, sliced, grated fresh ginger, toasted sesame oil, garlic, minced, crushed red pepper, snipped fresh cilantro, sliced fresh jalapeno chile peppers and/or sliced green onions
    50 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas Cranberry
    cranberry vodka or 1 oz plain vodka and
    3 More
    cranberry vodka or 1 oz plain vodka, amaretto or 1 oz hazelnut-flavored liqueur, cranberry juice, orange juice (without pulp)
    2 min, 4 ingredients
  • Jalapeno Jelly Glaze
    jalapeno jelly, lime juice, cilantro, minced
    15 min, 3 ingredients
  • Cranberry Mousse Pie
    cranberry juice, cranberry flavored jell-o mix and
    3 More
    cranberry juice, cranberry flavored jell-o mix, jellied cranberry sauce, pie shell, baked
    25 min, 5 ingredients
  • Cranberry Glazed Roast Pork
    jellied cranberry sauce and
    8 More
    jellied cranberry sauce, splenda no calorie sweetener, granulated, cranberry juice, mustard powder, pork roast, cornstarch, cold water, salt to taste
    9 ingredients
  • Christmas Cranberry Salad
    cranberries, chopped, marshmallows, sugar and
    5 More
    cranberries, chopped, marshmallows, sugar, apples, chopped and unpeeled, seedless grapes, walnuts, chopped (i used pecans), salt, whipping cream , whipped
    8 hour 5 min, 8 ingredients
  • Christmas Ketchup Christmas Ketchup
    jellied whole cranberry sauce, sugar, white vinegar and
    6 More
    jellied whole cranberry sauce, sugar, white vinegar, minced fresh ginger, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, pepper, all-purpose flour, water
    5 min, 9 ingredients
  • Mexican Cranberries Mexican Cranberries
    wholeberry cranberry sauce (16 oz size) and
    2 More
    wholeberry cranberry sauce (16 oz size), jalapeno pepper jelly (10 1/2 oz), chopped fresh cilantro
    3 ingredients
  • Mexican Cranberries Mexican Cranberries
    whole berry cranberry sauce, jalapeno pepper jelly and
    1 More
    whole berry cranberry sauce, jalapeno pepper jelly, chopped fresh cilantro (no stems)
    10 min, 3 ingredients
  • Quick Cranberry-Apple Chutney Quick Cranberry-Apple Chutney
    homemade applesauce, jalapeno pepper jelly and
    2 More
    homemade applesauce, jalapeno pepper jelly, sweetened dried cranberries, sweet onion
    15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Jalapeno-Glazed Rib Eyes Jalapeno-Glazed Rib Eyes
    jalapeno jelly, ketchup, rib eye steaks, 1-inch thick and
    8 More
    jalapeno jelly, ketchup, rib eye steaks, 1-inch thick, jalapeno jelly, lime juice, chili powder, ground cumin, frozen corn, thawed, red bell pepper, chopped, green onion, finely chopped, jalapeno, seeded, finely chopped
    22 min, 11 ingredients
  • Cranberry-Apple Glaze for Turkey Cranberry-Apple Glaze for Turkey
    jellied cranberry sauce, apple jelly, light corn syrup
    10 min, 3 ingredients
  • Easy Jalapeno Pepper Jelly Easy Jalapeno Pepper Jelly
    apple jelly, orange marmalade, cider vinegar and
    2 More
    apple jelly, orange marmalade, cider vinegar, jalapeno pepper, seeded and finely chopped, chopped green onions
    8 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Cheese-Jalapeno Jelly Thumbprints Cheese-Jalapeno Jelly Thumbprints
    sharp white cheddar shredded, butter softened and
    7 More
    sharp white cheddar shredded, butter softened, fresh grated parmesan, egg yolk, all-purpose flour, ground red pepper, salt, toasted pecan halves finely ground, jalapeno pepper jelly
    53 min, 9 ingredients
  • Crispy Fried Camembert, With a Cranberry Relish Crispy Fried Camembert, With a Cranberry Relish
    thawed frozen cranberries or 75 g fresh cranberries and
    11 More
    thawed frozen cranberries or 75 g fresh cranberries, orange , juice of, caster sugar, cranberry jelly, grated orange rind, plain flour, salt and black pepper, ripe camembert cheese (8 slices), eggs, dried breadcrumbs, chopped almonds, sunflower oil , to shallow fry
    30 min, 12 ingredients




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