192 herring kentumere Recipes

whole salt herring fillets, whole mixed pickling spice, white vinegar, white sugar, onions, sliced

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

olive oil or peanut oil, for shallow frying, baby calamari, tubes cleaned, fish sauce, brown sugar, garlic cloves, crushed, whole spring onions, sliced, red chili pepper, sliced, fresh bean sprouts, firm avocados, peeled and cut into blocks, granny smith apples, skin on, cut into chunks, coriander, chopped, mint, chopped, basil , roughly torn, fresh lime juice, sesame oil

dried white beans, onion, savory, potatoes, cooked beets, herring fillets, mayonnaise, shallot, french mustard, chopped parsley, gherkins

liver, bacon, butter or 30 g margarine, flour, milk, egg, salt, pepper, boneless herring fillets (optional) or 1 small anchovy (optional)

boneless chicken breast, chopped fresh thyme leaves, chopped fresh cilantro leaves, pimiento peppers, finely chopped, celery leaves, dasheen, boiled, smoked herring, red onion, thinly sliced, ripe plantain, boiled and thinly sliced, egg, beaten, shredded coconut, vegetable oil, for frying, tomato starfruit sauce , recipe follows, vegetable oil, tomato, diced, starfruit, diced, garlic, minced, chive, chopped, chopped onion, pimiento pepper, diced, aged rum, angostura bitters

a is for vitamin a. we all know that vitamin found in carrots, but it s also found in green vegetables like asparagus and artichokes, asparagus , cut into 1 inch pieces, artichoke bottoms (hearts) cut into quarters, b is for broccoli. former president bush was famous for not enjoying broccoli, but his wife barbara loved it, and she was dedicated to the cause of reading, all across this country. i hope you ll join me in thanking barbara bush for all of her work with literacy., heads of broccoli (and their trimmed stalks ) cut into pieces, is for carrots , yummy! i love carrots; they re sweet, crunchy and good for the eyes, teeth and bones., carrots, peeled and cut into pieces, d is for daikon , a vegetable used a lot in asian cuisine. it adds a wonderful flavor to soup., daikon, peeled and cut into pieces, is for lemongrass , which is used a lot in asia. if you can tsp find it, you can substitute a little lemon juice, or a little of its peel., minced lemongrass or 1/2 tsp yellow lemon peel, grated, m is for maize, the native american word for corn, kernels of 3 ears of corn, n is for nutmeg, a wonderful spice that smells good too, nutmeg, o is for onion. my favorites are the big white ones, the sweet yellow ones, and the spring green ones, white onion, peeled and diced, yellow onion, peeled and diced, green onions, diced, v is for vegetable; the vegetable of your choice that isn tsp in the pot yet (maybe cabbage, squash, bell pepper, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, garlic cloves, anything you can think of!), v is also for victory. while i stir this soup, i thank god for my victory over illiteracy. not only can i read wonderful recipes, i can write them too, for you to read and to enjoy preparing, w is for water, which won tsp be necessary if you cover the pot while the soup is simmering (this may be a good moment for you parents to explain to your kids how liquid evaporates, or rises in the form of steam)., if your pot is uncovered , add 1/4 cup water, if you plan to use a lid, you can chop some watercress or water chestnuts, to make sure that there is a w in the soup.

chicken stock, extra-virgin olive oil, divided, filet mignon, sea salt , preferably gray salt and freshly ground black pepper, count) shrimp, shell on, deveined, minced shallots, red wine, freshly chopped thyme leaves, butter, white wine, butter, minced chives

pastry flour , sifted, freshly ground salt , to taste, freshly ground white pepper, butter, cubed and chilled, ice water, scallop shells, butter, flour, milk, clarified butter, mushrooms, lemon, juiced, dry sherry, scallops, freshly ground salt, freshly ground white pepper, herring roe, paprika, parsley, finely chopped

pickled herring , about 5 fish, green apples, cored and seeded, calvados, whipping cream, freshly ground salt, freshly ground white pepper, gelatin, cold water, egg whites , whipped, american egg board states : there have been warnings against consuming raw or lightly cooked eggs on the grounds that the egg may be contaminated with salmonella, a bacteria responsible for a type of food poisoning....healthy people need to remember that there is a very small risk and treat eggs and other raw animal foods accordingly. use only properly refrigerated, clean, sound-shelled, fresh, grade aa or a eggs. avoid mixing yolks and whites with the shell., clarified butter, onions, 2 oz each, quartered and petals separated, dry white wine, ketchup, golden raisins, freshly ground salt, freshly ground pepper, button mushrooms, veal brains , rinsed well and soaked in cold water for 1 hour, sugar, white wine vinegar, olive oil, cayenne pepper

pie dough, pilchards or herrings, onion, finely chopped, chopped parsley , fennel and thyme leaves, saffron, milk

sour cream, ranch dressing, chopped sun-dried tomatoes in oil and hers, bacon , crisp and crumbled, assorted vegetable , crackers or chips

sad recipe, i didn tsp have potatoes, i substituted rice ., i didn tsp have paprika, i used another spice ., i didn tsp have tomato sauce, i used tomato paste ., a whole can, not a half a can, i don tsp believe in waste ., a friend gave me the recipe, she said you couldn tsp beat it ., there must be something wrong with her, i couldn tsp even eat it

cream cheese, ma baensch marinated herring in wine sauce, drain, discard sauce and onions, cut pieces into quarters, fresh parsley, minced, fresh dill weed, minced, jalapeno tabasco sauce

flour, baking powder, mixed spice--see notes, nutmeg, salt, wet, butter, table. solid vegetable shortening (i usu. do all butter 6 table.), brown sugar , packed, table. candied peel, chopped & .mixed (candied ginger), raisins (i use currants), grated rind of a lemon, egg, lightly beaten, table. milk, note--british mixed spice- ingredient found in british recipes for baked goods , meat dishes and casseroles. clingerman says that allspice is a satisfactory substitute, but this homemade combination is better . i agree with her., mace, table. ground nutmeg, table. coriander seeds, table. allspice berries, a small piece of cinnamon stick, grind the spices to a fine powder. keep in an airtight jar.

rotisserie chicken, skin removed , meat torn in chunks, about 2 1/2 cups in all. (grandma would poach a chicken for her salads, i m just going to buy 1 to save time), diced celery, salt, pepper, chopped candied ginger, honey, commercial sour cream, i love how old recipes call for commercial sour cream, as if we are expected to know how to make our own sour cream these days., garnishes, ripe bananas , sliced canned pineapple, chopped cashews, bed of tender lettuce

carrots peeled and sliced thin, beets, potatoes, onion finely chopped, dill pickles finely chopped, herring fillets finely chopped, sour cream, mayonnaise, prepared mustard, granulated sugar, vinegar, fresh chopped parsley, hard boiled egg