20186 grandma louise topping Recipes

rosemary, chopped, five-cheese italian dressing, worcestershire sauce, boneless beef top round steaks, rosemary, chopped, five-cheese italian dressing, montreal brand steak seasoning, red potatoes, diced

coconut milk, chicken stock or water, fresh or dry galangal (peeled & sliced), chicken breast fillets thinly sliced, chopped chillies or dried red pepper, fish sauce, celery 1/2 inch long, fresh cilantro leaves, extra cilantro leaves for garnish, lemon grass cust in long pieces, hole leaves of lemon leaves, green onion chop into small cubes, lage tomatoes, straw mushroom or fresh, dried roasted crushed pepper for topping (optional)

leftover mashed potatoes, sour cream, divided, sliced green onions with tops, divided, garlic salt, shredded cheddar cheese

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

salmon fillets, mayonnaise, shallots (halfed from top to bottom and very thinly sliced) or 1/4 a medium onion (halfed from top to bottom and very thinly sliced), salt, pepper

unsalted butter, whole milk, whole large egg, vanilla, all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, fresh blueberries (12 oz), cold unsalted butter, cut into bits, all-purpose flour, sugar, special equipment : 2 muffin-top pans, each with 6 (4- by 1/2-inch) muffin-top cups (1/2-cup capacity)*; or regular muffin pans

white mushrooms, imitation crabmeat, parmesan cheese, garlic cloves, minced, herb stuffing mix (i use stove top), butter, butter

top round steaks, cooked and cut into cubes, frozen baby carrots, frozen peas and pearl onions, baking potato, cook and cubed, home style beef gravy, dried thyme leaves, black pepper, buttermilk biscuits

top sirloin steaks, extra virgin olive oil, fresh lemon juice, grated fresh lemon zest, minced garlic, kosher salt, coarse, fresh ground black pepper

top macaroni salad, sea shell macaroni, almost ripe avocado, cut in 1/2 dice, bacon, fried crispy, cheddar cheese, cut in 1/4 chunks, hard boiled eggs, cut in 1/4 chunks, roma tomatoes, seeded and cut in small chunks, sweet yellow onion, chopped fine, chopped italian parsley, mayonnaise, sour cream, teas. celery salt, pepper to taste

topping ingredients, brown sugar, heavy whipping cream, margarine, vanilla, bananas sliced diagonally, mix all ingredients except bananas in saucepan. heat gently to boiling over medium heat while stirring occasionally. remove from heat and stir in bananas until coated.

top ramen noodles (you wont be needing the seasoning packet), depends if you want it really buttery i use 2, black pepper (to your taste ), soy sauce (according to taste)

pie crust, 9 inch, uncooked, eggs , large, white sugar, flour , rounded, dark karo syrup, light karo syrup, oleo, melted, pecans, chopped, vanilla, pecans, halved , for top of pie

vinegar (i use red wine ), water, sugar, pickling spices (original recipe just says mixed spices), juniper berries (optional, my addition ), onion, sliced, boneless beef roast (rump, bottom or top round, or chuck boneless shoulder will do.), shortening, ginger snaps (for gravy)

cantaloupe, ice cream, your favorite flavor, toppings, again your favs

vegetable oil, olive oil, bourbon, soy sauce, dry red wine, lemon juice, blackening seasoning, garlic, minced, coarse-grain dijon-style mustard, worcestershire sauce, parsley, chopped, dried rosemary leaves, crushed, pepper, top sirloin steaks, boneless (beef loin, top sirloin butt steaks, center-cut, boneless), vermouth, olive oil, lemon juice, lime juice, garlic, minced, soy sauce, hot pepper sauce, pepper, mushrooms, sliced 1/4-inch, chives, chopped

beef stew topped with black pepper biscuit crust ingredients, beef for stew, salt and freshly ground pepper to taste, canola oil, yellow onions, coarsely chopped, carrots, peeled and cut into 1-inch lengths, stalks celery, coarsely chopped, garlic, minced, beef stock - recipe below, dry red wine (optional), bouquet garni : 3 rosemary sprigs, 4 flat-leaf parsley sprigs, 1 bay leaf, 3 to 4 peppercorns, ingredients for biscuit crust, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, heaping tbsp cracked pepper, salt, cold unsalted butter , cut into pieces, whole milk, unsalted butter, melted, minced fresh flat-leaf parsley for garnish (optional), preheat the oven to 350of., beef cubes dry with paper towels and sprinkle with salt and pepper., in a large dutch oven or flameproof casserole, heat 2 tbsp of the oil over medium-high heat. sear the beef cubes on all sides until nicely browned. don tsp move the meat too much in the pot; let it sear so that it develops a nice browned crust. transfer the beef cubes to a plate. pour off the oil from the pot., return the pot to medium heat and add the remaining 1 tbsp oil. add the onions, carrots, and celery and saute for about 3 minutes, or until the vegetables begin to soften. add the garlic and saute for 2 to 3 minutes., add the stock and wine and stir to scrape up the browned bits from the bottom of the pan. return meat and any accumulated juices to the pot., make a bouquet garni by tying the rosemary and parsley sprigs, bay leaf, and peppercorns in a square of cheesecloth. put the bouquet garni in the pot., cover the pot and braise in the oven for 2 hours and 15 minutes or until tender, stirring the stew several times., meanwhile , make the biscuit crust: in a medium bowl, whisk the flour, baking powder, sugar, cracked pepper, and salt together. using your fingertips, a fork, or a pastry cutter, work the butter into the dry ingredients until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs., add the milk all at once and stir just until the dough comes together in a mass., turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface and knead 8 to 10 times, or just until cohesive. using a rolling pin or your hands, roll or pat the dough into a circle or oval about 1/4 inch thick., stew from the oven , uncover, and lay the dough on top. it will not fit perfectly or seal tightly. this is a rough topping. brush the dough with the melted butter., return the stew to the oven and cook, uncovered, for 12 to 15 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown., serve, remove the crust from the pan and set aside. serve the stew with the vegetables. cut the crust into pieces and top the meat with the crust. ladle sauce from the stew over the crust, meat, and vegetables. garnish with minced parsley, if desired., variation, serve in 6 individual onion soup crocks or similarly sized ovenproof dishes, put the meat into the crocks with the vegetables and sauce from the stew. increase the oven temperature to 425of., make the biscuit dough and roll it into a round about 1/2 inch thick. cut the dough into 6 rounds large enough to overlap the bowls by about 1/2 inch. lay the rounds over the crocks and crimp the edges to seal. brush with melted butter and set the crocks on a baking sheet. bake for 12 to 14 minutes, or until the crusts are golden brown.

fresh poblano (also called pasilla) chilies (9 oz. total), boned, fat-trimmed top round or top sirloin beef (about 1 in. thick), salt, pepper