135105 grammy billings christmas sauce Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Grammy's Amazing Cheese Ball
    chopped peanuts, chopped fresh parsley and
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    chopped peanuts, chopped fresh parsley, processed american cheese, blue cheese, crumbled, cream cheese, softened, minced garlic, worcestershire sauce, hot pepper sauce
    1 hour 5 min, 8 ingredients
  • Grammy's Overnight Lasagna
    ground beef, marinara sauce, water, salt, lasagna noodles and
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    ground beef, marinara sauce, water, salt, lasagna noodles, cottage cheese, grated mozzarella cheese, grated parmesan cheese
    1 hour 15 min, 8 ingredients
  • Grammie's Macaroni Salad
    rotini pasta or 1 lb twisty pasta and
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    rotini pasta or 1 lb twisty pasta, spam, diced into cubes and browned, mayonnaise, chili sauce, chopped fresh chives, chopped fresh parsley, chopped seeded tomatoes, chopped peeled seeded cucumbers
    20 min, 8 ingredients
  • Bill Blass's Meatloaf
    chopped celery, onion, chopped, butter, ground sirloin and
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    chopped celery, onion, chopped, butter, ground sirloin, ground veal, ground pork, chopped fresh parsley, sour cream, soft breadcrumbs, dried thyme, dried marjoram, salt and pepper, egg, worcestershire sauce, heinz chili sauce, bacon
    1 hour 30 min, 16 ingredients
  • Grammy Billings Steamed Christmas Pudding With Sherry Sauce Grammy Billings Steamed Christmas Pudding With Sherry Sauce
    raisins, suet (packed), molasses, milk, flour, baking soda and
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    raisins, suet (packed), molasses, milk, flour, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, sugar, soft butter (a must), beaten eggs, sherry wine
    3 hour 10 min, 15 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Grammy's BBQ Sauce Grammy's BBQ Sauce
    ketchup, brown sugar, white vinegar, minced onions and
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    ketchup, brown sugar, white vinegar, minced onions, minced garlic, dried mustard, cayenne pepper (optional)
    35 min, 7 ingredients
  • Grammy's Lettuce Wraps Grammy's Lettuce Wraps
    garlic cloves, ground turkey (beef can be used) and
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    garlic cloves, ground turkey (beef can be used), chopped onion (1 medium size onion), carrot (short julienned), fish sauce (patis), green beans (fresh chopped ), jicama, chopped, celery, chopped, cabbage, chopped, lettuce, separated, oil, water, cornstarch, sugar, soy sauce, garlic cloves, pressed
    45 min, 16 ingredients
  • Grammy's Cranberry Jello Salad Grammy's Cranberry Jello Salad
    crushed pineapple, lemon jell-o gelatin, ginger ale and
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    crushed pineapple, lemon jell-o gelatin, ginger ale, cranberry sauce, cream cheese, dream whip, pecans, chopped
    45 min, 7 ingredients
  • Grammie Bea's Tuna Spinach Loaf Grammie Bea's Tuna Spinach Loaf
    oil, onion, minced and
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    oil, onion, minced, lemon (half of that cut into slices for garnish, and the other half to be squeezed into mixture), tuna, white bread, crumbled, frozen spinach, thawed, and drained well, sour cream (4 oz. container), eggs, salt, hot pepper sauce or 1/4 tsp pepper
    1 hour 5 min, 10 ingredients
  • Grammie Bea's Haddock or Scallop Casserole Grammie Bea's Haddock or Scallop Casserole
    haddock, potatoes, peas, cooked, eggs, hard boiled and
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    haddock, potatoes, peas, cooked, eggs, hard boiled, thick white sauce, prepared, onion, minced (or more if you like ), salt and pepper, to taste
    35 min, 7 ingredients
  • Grammies Meatloaf Grammies Meatloaf
    dried celery flakes, onion flakes (chopped dry onions) and
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    dried celery flakes, onion flakes (chopped dry onions), garlic flakes (chopped dry garlic), stalks celery, diced, butter , margarine or 2 tbsp oil, which ever you prefer, lean hamburger, ground pork, ground lamb, eggs, progresso italian-style fine bread crumbs, celery seed, salt (optional), black pepper (optional), marjoram, thyme, cayenne pepper, chervil, dried chives, flat leaf parsley, worcestershire sauce
    1 hour 30 min, 20 ingredients
  • Grammie Hamblet's Deviled Crab Grammie Hamblet's Deviled Crab
    celery, finely chopped, green pepper finely chopped and
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    celery, finely chopped, green pepper finely chopped, sliced green onions, chopped parsley, crabmeat, coarsely crushed cracker crumbs, salt, dry mustard, hot sauce, heavy cream, melted butter
    50 min, 11 ingredients
  • Bills Navy Bean Soup Bills Navy Bean Soup
    dried navy beans, water, diced celery, diced carrots and
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    dried navy beans, water, diced celery, diced carrots, diced onion, ham bone with cooked meat, fine ground black pepper, salt, butter, flour, tabasco hot sauce ; sauce as you serve
    2 hour , 11 ingredients
  • Bill's Barbecue Sauce Bill's Barbecue Sauce
    vegetable oil, onion, finely chopped, chopped celery and
    7 More
    vegetable oil, onion, finely chopped, chopped celery, minced garlic, paprika, cayenne pepper, ketchup, beer, cider vinegar, worcestershire sauce
    46 min, 10 ingredients




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