429 goof turned Recipes

buttermilk or very sour milk, flour, graham flour or whole wheat pastry flour, cornmeal, dark molasses, sugar, salt, baking soda, raisins or walnuts

turns around the pan ) extra-virgin olive oil, pancetta, chopped, rosemary , left intact, thyme with several sprigs on it, left intact, fresh bay leaf or 2 dried bay leaves, onion, finely chopped, carrot, finely chopped, rib celery, finely chopped, garlic, chopped, coarse salt and pepper, cannellini beans, canned tomato sauce or canned crushed tomatoes, water, chicken stock, ditalini, grated parmigiano or romano, for the table, crusty bread , for mopping

cremini mushrooms, caps cleaned with a damp towel and finely chopped in food processor, yellow onion, finely chopped, garlic cloves, minced, extra virgin olive oil (2 turns around the pan), frozen chopped spinach , defrosted and squeezed dry, salt and pepper, ground nutmeg or 1/4 tsp the equivalent of freshly grated nutmeg, part-skim ricotta cheese, curly edge lasagna noodles, cooked to al dente (12 to 14 minutes), fat free chicken broth, gorgonzola, crumbled, heavy cream (3 turns around the pan), shredded mozzarella cheese

ripe hass avocado, fresh lemon wedge, veal scallops, salt and pepper, extra virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan, butter , cut into pieces, dry vermouth or 1/4 cup white wine, cream , 3 turns of the pan, fresh thyme leave, to garnish, chopped or snipped chives, to garnish

turns around the pan ) extra-virgin olive oil, white waxy potatoes , like yukon golds, peeled and diced, onions, chopped, garlic, chopped, bay leaves, fresh or dried, kale, coarsely chopped, coarse salt and pepper, garbanzos ( chick peas), drained and rinsed, diced tomatoes, diced chourico, casing removed, chicken broth, warm, crusty bread

turns around the pan ) extra-virgin olive oil, carrots, peeled and chopped, parsnip, peeled and chopped, onion, chopped, ribs celery, chopped, bay leaves, fresh or dried, salt and pepper, good quality chicken stock, average weight of 1 package) chicken breast tenders, diced, wide egg noodles, a handful fresh parsley, chopped, a handful fresh dill, chopped

turn around the pan ) extra-virgin olive oil, carrots, chopped, up to 2 cups of leftover baby carrots, chopped, ribs celery, chopped, onion, chopped, salt and pepper, bay leaf, fresh or dried, chicken stock, light and dark cooked turkey meat, diced, a handful of flat leaf parsley leaves, chopped, frozen peas or leftover prepared peas, optional

julienne country ham, julienne spicy capicola, julienne salami, olive oil, julienne yellow onion, julienne green bell pepper, julienne fennel, minced garlic, escarole, cleaned, dried and julienned across the leaf, using only leafy greens, chicken stock, red wine vinegar, lemon juice, butter, freshly cracked black pepper, granulated garlic, red chili flakes, sugar, salt, good quality finely grated parmesan

turns around the pan ) olive or vegetable oil, yellow skinned onion, chopped, red pepper, seeded and chopped, green pepper, seeded and chopped, jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped, garlic, crushed and chopped, pale beer or vegetable stock/broth, crushed tomatoes, black beans, dark red kidney beans, ground cumin, chili powder, cayenne hot pepper sauce , several drops, coarse salt, spicy vegetarian refried beans, shredded) spicy monterey jack or smoked cheddar, chopped scallions, whites and greens, diced fresh seeded plum tomato, blue and red corn tortilla chips or black bean tortilla chips, for dipping

butter or margarine, softened, beef tenderloin, trimmed, salt, pepper, sherry-mushroom sauce

chopped cooked chicken, chicken broth, divided, uncooked regular rice, hard-cooked eggs, chopped, bacon, cooked and crumbled, salt, pepper

crust: 1 cup water1 stick margarine1 cup flour4 eggs boil water and margarine. turn heat low, add flour , then turn off heat. stir vigorously with a wooden spoon until mixture forms a ball and leaves sides of pan. transfer mixture to a large bowl and add eggs, 1 at a time, beating well after each egg. spread mixture on bottom and up sides of a 9x13-inch pan. bake at 400 degrees f for 35 minutes. do not break bubbles in crust. allow to cool., filling: 3 small package instant vanilla pudding4 cups milk1 8-oz package cream cheese cool whip hershey s chocolate syrup maraschino cherries combine the instant vanilla pudding, milk and cream cheese, and mix well. fill the cooled crust. add cool whip to top. drizzle with hershey s syrup in a horizontal and vertical grid pattern of serving sizes. top with cherries at centers of servings. refrigerate until ready to serve. enjoy

london broil beef, 1 1/2 inches thick, worcestershire sauce, vegetable oil (2 turns around pan) or 2 tbsp olive oil (2 turns around pan), shallot, flour, beef broth, steak sauce (a1 or lea and perrin s brands)

marshmallows, caramel candies, butter, condensed milk, crispy rice cereal

butter (2 cups), powdered sugar, flour, valilla, chopped nuts

extra virgin olive oil , 2 turns of the pan for the mushrooms, 1 turn for the patties, cremini mushrooms (baby portobellos), shiitake mushrooms, chopped, shallot, chopped, salt and pepper, ground turkey , the average weight of 1 package, fresh sage, leaves chopped , about 2 tbsp, worcestershire sauce , eyeball it, italian seasoned breadcrumbs, egg, beaten, butter, all-purpose flour, chicken stock, poultry seasoning

linguini, salt, extra-virgin olive oil , 4 turns of the pan, flat anchovies, chopped, garlic, chopped, dried thyme leaves, crushed red pepper flakes, dry white wine , 2 turns of pan, whole baby clams , with their juice, handful flat-leaf parsley, chopped

vegetable or olive oil, 1 turn of the pan, jalapeno, seeded and chopped, garlic, chopped, onion, chopped, black beans, drained, chopped cilantro , a palm full, ground cumin , eyeball it in your palm, cayenne pepper sauce, coarse salt, vegetable or olive oil, 1 turn of the pan, boneless chicken breast tenders, diced, dark chili powder, coarse salt, to your taste, garlic, chopped, red bell pepper, seeded and chopped, chorizo, casing removed and diced, burrito size flour tortillas, roasted salsa, see below, grated pepper jack cheese, white smoked cheddar, shredded , preferred brand cabot, scallions, chopped, heart romaine lettuce, chopped, green onion sour cream , recipe follows, tomatoes, jalapeno pepper, onion, peeled and cut across into 3 thick slices, fresh mint leaves, handful cilantro leaves, coarse salt, sour cream, lime, juiced and zested, scallions, sliced, cilantro leaves , a handful, optional - parsley can be substituted