658 ghost going Recipes

grilled baby back ribs, by todd wilbur, if you go by the tv commercial , chefs at chili s have so much fun making baby backs that they sing songs filled with lyrics about them: chili s baby back ribs...i want my chili s baby back ribs...barbecue sauce. if you know the ditty, you ll be singing it too when you give this clone recipe a go, and slap a few of your own racks on the grill. the secret to the taste is in the sweet sauce, which you ll duplicate here from scratch. to make the meat juicy and tender like the original we ll call up the same slow-cooking technique sleuthed out a few years back for the clone of tony roma s great ribs., sauce, water, white vinegar, tomato paste, yellow mustard, dark brown sugar , packed, liquid smoke hickory flavoring, salt, onion powder, garlic powder, paprika, racks baby back ribs

original cole slaw, head of cabbage, carrots, peeled and cut into 2 nuggets, oh gawd , how much did i use like, half the jar of mayonaise. i dunno, go by eye, i guess., salt , pepper, sugar, garlic powder, later add-ons, onion , julienned, chunks crabmeat (or immitation), chopped, chili powder, garlic powder, parlsey for color, juice from 1 lime wedge, fresh dill for garnish

makes 2 servings: crystal light sunrise classic orange drink mix (1 on the go packet or 1/4 of an 8-serving tub), mango chunks (fresh or frozen )

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

purchased 9-inch angel food cake, sugar candy eyes , 2 for each ghost

boiling potatoes (preferably white-fleshed), unsalted butter , cut into pieces, whole milk, egg yolks, nigella seeds (sometimes mislabeled black onion seeds ) or caraway seeds for garnish

flour, salt, baking powder, dry milk, warm water, shortening or 1/4 cup lard

tootsie pops, white square paper napkins, yarn or 12 pieces ribbon, black pen

baileys irish cream, kahlua, irish mist herbal liqueur, cream

cookie cutter (such as pumpkin, ghost, cat, and bat shapes), heavy-duty aluminum foil, canola oil or 2 tbsp safflower oil, hard candies, in assorted colors (the original recommends jolly ranchers), yard satin baby ribbon or 2 curling ribbon, 1/8-inch wide

chocolate chunk brownie mix, unsweetened cocoa powder, egg, lightly beaten, water, all-purpose flour, vanilla frosting, chocolate chip

orange, whole milk, white chocolate , baking pieces or 2/3 cup vanilla candy coating, ground nutmeg, vanilla, cream (optional), ground nutmeg (optional), marshmallow , ghosts (store bought)

boiling potatoes (preferably white-fleshed), unsalted butter , cut into pieces, whole milk, egg yolks, nigella seeds (to garnish , sometimes mislabeled black onion seeds or use black sesame seeds)

lime juice, cheap olive oil, minced fresh cilantro, ground cumin, jalapeno pepper minced very fine, salt, tabasco sauce , i use the chipolte for the smokey taste., shrimp, peeled and deveined, yellow and red pepper, cored, seeded, flour tortillas, warmed, cilantro sprigs, for garnish, tomato, seeded and diced, limes cut in wedges, sour cream to which you have added more cilantro and salt and pepper, go for taste on that, i like lots

bacon (or you can use ham or sausage or just cheese), shredded cheddar cheese (if going meatless, use more cheese), butter, melted, eggs, beaten, onion powder to taste, salt, all-purpose flour, milk

red potatoes, unsalted butter , cut into pieces, milk, egg yolks, garnish: small dark seeds such as nigella* (black onion seeds), cumin seeds , or caraway seeds for ghosts eyes

stewing beef (can be made with lamb too), chicken broth, shallots, thinly sliced, garlic cloves, finely chopped, fresh ginger, finely chopped, serrano pepper, finely chopped, black peppercorns, bay leaves, cardamom , capsules, salt, chili powder, cumin, turmeric, paprika, garam masala, heavy cream, fresh spinach