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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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water, fresh lime juice, garlic, sliced and9 Morewater, fresh lime juice, garlic, sliced, serrano chiles, stemmed and sliced, dried mexican oregano, ground, fine sea salt, ice water, yellow mustard (optional), bleached all-purpose flour, vegetable oil, for deep-frying, soft white corn tortillas (page 13), for serving, garnish: baja cabbage slaw (page 145), lime wedges, and pickled jalapeno rings12 ingredients
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turmeric, water and11 Moreturmeric, water, paneer (indian fresh cheese), cut into 1/2-inch cubes, spinach (about 1 lb), coarse stems discarded, garlic cloves, finely chopped, chopped peeled fresh ginger, ghee (this page) or vegetable oil, pearl onions, blanched and peeled, coriander seeds, toasted, cooled, and finely ground, indian red chile powder, asafetida powder, cinnamon stick, tomatoes, peeled and chopped3 hour , 13 ingredients
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bread cubes from a country-style loaf, olive oil and9 Morebread cubes from a country-style loaf, olive oil, kosher salt, sherry vinegar or red-wine vinegar, dijon mustard, black pepper, olive oil, cold-smoked duck breast halves (page 93; see cooks note, below), cut crosswise into 1/8-inch-thick slices, distilled white vinegar, eggs, frisee , torn into bite-size pieces (8 cups)45 min, 11 ingredients
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sugar, all-purpose flour, granola without dried fruit and7 Moresugar, all-purpose flour, granola without dried fruit, cinnamon, freshly grated nutmeg, salt, unsalted butter, softened, peaches, peeled and sliced 3/4 inch thick (see cooks note for mountain jam, page 122), fresh orange juice, accompaniment:vanilla-bean ice cream1 hour 30 min, 10 ingredients
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chicken stock (page 303; not canned broth), fine sea salt and4 Morechicken stock (page 303; not canned broth), fine sea salt, cauliflower (preferably romanesco), cut into 1-inch-wide florets, spaghetti, broken into roughly 1 1/4-inch pieces, extra-virgin olive oil (preferably sicilian), grated pecorino (preferably sicilian) or parmigiano-reggiano (1 cup)5 hour , 6 ingredients
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green chili pepper (or a combination of italian green pep... and5 Moregreen chili pepper (or a combination of italian green peppers and chilli), strained greek yogurt or 3 cups plain yogurt, strained (see techniques, page 000), red wine vinegar, garlic, salt, olive oil (for frying )30 min, 6 ingredients
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Brownstone Front Chocolate Cakebutter, at room temperature, granulated sugar and10 Morebutter, at room temperature, granulated sugar, eggs, separated, melted chocolate, baking soda, salt, buttermilk, flour, butter, at room temperature, evaporated milk, granulated sugar, vanilla extract1 hour 5 min, 12 ingredients
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Brown Stone Front Cake With Icingsugar, butter, evaporated milk, vanilla, cocoa, sugar and10 Moresugar, butter, evaporated milk, vanilla, cocoa, sugar, milk, egg, sugar, shortening, eggs, buttermilk, flour, baking soda, baking powder, vanilla1 hour , 16 ingredients
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Brown Stone Front Cakebutter, sugar, eggs (beaten ), sour milk, baking soda and2 Morebutter, sugar, eggs (beaten ), sour milk, baking soda, flour, vanilla40 min, 7 ingredients
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Brownstone Front Cakesugar, milk, egg yolks, cocoa and8 Moresugar, milk, egg yolks, cocoa, butter or margarine, softened, sugar, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking soda, milk, vanilla extract, fluffy filling12 ingredients
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Vegetarian Chili (The Eat Clean Diet Page 155)olive oil, white onion, chili powder, kidney beans and9 Moreolive oil, white onion, chili powder, kidney beans, yellow split peas, black beans, romano beans, corn kernels, vegetable broth, crushed tomatoes, tvp, all bran buds, dark chocolate13 ingredients
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Anne & Mike's Curried Pecans (Page 1)sugar, salt (to taste), curry powder, pecan halves and1 Moresugar, salt (to taste), curry powder, pecan halves, vegetable oil35 min, 5 ingredients
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