22 food diet Recipes

granulated sugar, brown sugar, corn syrup, maple syrup, salt, water, butter, vanilla extract, apple pie spice, baking soda

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

eggs, cooked green beans, finely minced, minced carrots (if you substitute other vegetables, avoid those with a higher natural sugar content), baked chicken breasts, minced (no skin), cooked and cooled brown rice (unrefined, wild rice is good), olive oil (according to how moist your cat prefers his or her food. is good for preventing hair balls)

food cake mix, egg whites, diet dr. pepper soda, smooth peanut butter

food cake mix, diet cola, egg white, fat-free caramel topping, low fat sweetened condensed milk (or fat free), heath english toffee bits, fat-free cool whip

diet coke, food cake mix, egg white, fat free caramel topping, fat-free condensed milk, english toffee-flavored candy bar, chopped, fat-free whipped topping

everywhere you look , there is a lot of emphasis on cutting the fat out of our daily diets, but who wants to cut out the fat if it means cutting out the flavor when it comes to baking, there is a way to cut down on your fat intake without changing the ingredients in your favorite recipes. if you switch to nonstick silicone bakeware, you can cut down on your fat intake with minimal effort. because the bakeware is nonstick, you never have to use butter, shortening, or grease on your pans or sheets to ensure easy food removal., first silicone items made exclusively for baking were small silicone mats that fit nicely on your cookie sheet and allowed you to bake cookies with out greasing the cookie sheet or worrying about the bottoms getting burned. these little mats were a huge success and stores were hard pressed to keep them in stock., as the popularity of these mats grew , manufacturers decide to explore the idea of making more bakeware from silicone. they began making spoons, spatulas, and whisks that could withstand high heats and could be used with nonstick cookware with no fear of ruining the coating. silicone utensils were the perfect choice for candy making or any other project that required a boiling and sticky liquid to be stirred., kitchen supply manufacturers also introduced silicone potholders and oven gloves. because they can withstand heats up to 500 degrees, they are the perfect insurance that you won tsp get burned when you pull a hot dish from your oven. they don tsp conduct heat the way that a cloth potholder does and they are much sturdier and easy to keep clean than traditional potholders. home canners fell in love with silicone baker s mitts because they could actually reach into a pot of boiling water to remove a hot jar of food once it was done processing. as an added bonus these durable potholders do double duty as lid grippers making opening jars a snap., once silicone hit kitchens in the form of baking mats , utensils, and pot holders, kitchen experts began to see the potential of this material in everyday baking. suddenly almost any type of bakeware that could traditionally be found in stainless steel, aluminum, glass, or stoneware was being offered in brightly colored silicone. stores began selling muffin tins, bread loaf pans, cake pans, and pie pans. the most popular pieces tend to be the specialty designed cake pans that allow you to make cakes shaped like everything from roses to pumpkins. they even have mini cake pans that make individual, fancy shaped cakes., popularity of silicone bakeware skyrocketed as cooks began to see the benefits of using this material in their kitchens. foods pop out of silicone pans with amazing ease. you never need to grease, flour, or even use cooking spray on a silicone pan and that adds up to lots of calories and fat grams saved with each meal. because silicone is very flexible, it is easy to bend and twist it so that cakes and breads pop out easily. you never have to force baked goods out of the pan, so they retain there shape and you don tsp see a lot of split and broken cakes., silicone is a bakers dream when it comes to making evenly cooked delicacies. the material distributes heat evenly, so you never end up with a cake that is burned around the edges and still not cooked in the middle. it also cools down quickly ensuring that your foods will not continue cooking and possibly drying out once you remove them from the oven., because silicone is nonstick , cleanup is a breeze. a little soap and water and any crumb left on your bakeware disappears. it is nonporous, so it never retains any odors from the foods you cook. completely versatile it goes from oven to table to freezer and can even be thrown in the dishwasher. once you are done cleaning it, storage is a snap. with its flexibility, you can twist it, bend it, fold it or mash it up so it can fit in the smallest of drawers or cupboards., if you haven tsp tried silicone bakeware , add a piece or two to your kitchen. you will be surprised at its quality and flexibility.

poultry , thigh meat bones & skin (whole carcass) or 2 1/4 lbs ground rabbit (whole carcass), boneless chicken (only if using rabbit) or 3/4 lb turkey, meat skin & fat (only if using rabbit), water (or, preferably , more if your cat will eat it with more water), eggs (use the yolk raw but lightly cook the white ), fish oil (a good source of essential fatty acids, note that this is increased from the original amount of 2,00), vitamin e (powdered e in capsules is the easiest to use), vitamin (b12 capsules or tablets), taurine (use powdered , either in capsules or loose), salt , for people living outside of the united states who cannot source morton lite with iodine, use 1 (with iodine (when using chicken but not when using rabbit (contains potassium and sodium, make sure ), liver

oatmeal, milk, egg, raspberries, chopped almonds, vanilla whey protein powder, ground flax seeds, nonfat plain yogurt, banana, sliced

eggs separated, granulated sugar, vanilla, farina, fine plain bread crumbs, ground pecans, baking powder, heavy cream, confectioners sugar, vanilla, farina is a cereal food , frequently described as mild-tasting, usually served warm, made from cereal grains. in contemporary english use, the word usually refers to semolina or cream of wheat made from soft wheat. wheat farina is a carbohydrate-rich food, often cooked in boiling water and served warm for breakfast, or cooked with milk and made into semolina pudding. it is used as an ingredient in many dishes and in processed foods such as breakfast cereals and pasta., word farina comes from either the italian and catalan word for flour ; the old romanian word for flour, farina ; or in portuguese, farinha . the spanish word is harina , also very close. (this similarity is not surprising, as these are all romance languages.), farina is made from the germ and endosperm of the grain, which is milled to a fine granular consistency and then sifted. although the bran and most of the germ are removed, this cereal is sometimes enriched with vitamin b and iron. farina, by itself, is most often served as a breakfast cereal, but can also be cooked like polenta. farina can also be used to make farofa. cream of wheat, malt-o-meal, and farina mills s farina (see the photo at right) are brand names of a type of wheat farina used for breakfast cereal., it is also 1 of the single best sources of dietary iron available , especially for vegetarian diets, with most brands offering as much as 50% of the recommended daily value in a single 120-calorie serving. (from wikipedia), farina was also a character on the little rascals series .

food cake mix, diet coke or diet pepsi, egg white, fat-free caramel ice cream topping * (check label on back for fat-free info), fat-free sweetened condensed milk, skor bar or heath bar bits (found by the choc. chips), fat-free cool whip

fresh self-rising flour, butter (not diet ) or 1/2 cup margarine, really cold (not diet), cold milk

chopped cooked chicken, cooked rice, chopped broccoli , cooked until tender, chopped carrot , cooked until tender, chicken broth (may need more or less, add it a bit at a time to your food processor)

frozen mixed stir fry vegetables, ready-to-use grilled chicken breast strips, fat-free italian salad dressing, shredded parmesan cheese, flour tortillas, room temperature

angel food cake, diet v8 splash (berry blend juice drink), cut up mixed fresh strawberries or 6 cups blueberries or 6 cups raspberries

jet-puffed marshmallow creme, cool whip free, thawed, vanilla extract, calorie packet hot cocoa mix (like swiss miss diet or nestlf fat free), salt, semi-sweet chocolate chips, divided, food cake mix, yellow cake mix, fat-free liquid egg substitute (like egg beaters original)