119 fight those wrinkles Recipes

new potatoes , about 1 1/2 inches in diameter, scrubbed, sea salt

butter, flour, light cream, chicken broth, grated parmesan cheese, salt, white pepper, peeled diced cooked potatoes, peeled and diced, crumbled roquefort cheese, paprika, butter

unsweetened chocolate, chopped, semisweet chocolate, chopped, unsalted butter, cut into 8 pieces, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, eggs, sugar, instant espresso powder (optional), vanilla extract, semi-sweet chocolate chips, parchment paper

ground beef, salt, pepper, onion, water, lard, pastry dough , per dough recipe

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

fresh peaches - peeled, pitted, and sliced, white sugar, butter, softened, white sugar, eggs, milk, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt

unsalted butter (for pan ), all-purpose flour, baking powder, kosher salt, eggs, separated, sugar, divided, vegetable oil, unsweetened shredded coconut, cubes fresh pineapple (cut from two 4-lb pineapples), dark brown sugar, dark rum (such as gosling s), fresh lime juice, sugar, kosher salt, whole macadamia nuts, egg whites (from about 7 large eggs), room temperature, cream of tartar, sugar, coconut rum (such as malibu), xanthan gum (optional), ripe (wrinkled ) passion fruits, halved, pulp scooped out, grated lime zest

cartons plain fat-free yogurt, kosher salt, red potatoes (about 2 1/4 lb), caviar

frozen chopped spinach, thawed (see directions on box), onion, chopped fine, garlic clove, chopped fine, heavy whipping cream, butter, salt, nutmeg, vanilla extract, bacon bits

butter, sugar, eggs, well beaten, milk, vanilla, flour, baking powder, salt

lean ground beef, onion, liquid smoke (mesquite), egg yolk, fine dry breadcrumb, salt, pepper, monterey jack pepper cheese , about the size of dice

butter, white sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, rice krispies, oatmeal, chocolate chips

potatoes, fresh parsley, olive o il, garlic, ricotta cheese, masala wine, spinich, mushrooms, onions

frozen shredded potatoes thawed, butter melted, salt, black pepper, minced onion, cream of celery soup, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese, butter melted, cornflakes crushed into crumbs

plain flour, plus extra, plain flour, for rolling, salt (fine sea ), baking powder, unsalted butter, softened to room temperature plus extra, unsalted butter, for greasing, caster sugar, fresh thyme (stripped ), egg yolks, uncooked rice , for baking, even-size strawberries, hulled, icing sugar , sifted, balsamic vinegar, double cream, lemon , zest of, finely grated, lime , zest of, finely grated, ripe passion fruit, halved (wrinkled), creme fraiche, plain yogurt, basil leaves, chopped, icing sugar, basil leaves, to serve

garlic cloves, thinly sliced, white vinegar or 2 tbsp lemon juice, black olives, cured (the wrinkled ones), fresh parsley, minced, dried red chili pepper flakes, coriander seeds, crushed, cumin seeds, crushed, olive oil