145 fake orgasm Recipes

uncooked noodles (i use macaroni), mayonnaise, creamy cucumber salad dressing, creamy dill dressing, imitation crabmeat, shrimp (frozen precooked salad), lobster , fake, shredded medium cheddar, blanched fresh broccoli, sliced mushrooms

salted butter, softened, powdered sugar, light brown sugar , firmly packed, egg yolks, pure vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, heavy cream, chocolate chips , semisweet (could also try milk or white)

crab meat, fake crab meat (sometimes we use all crab meat), cream cheese, room temperature, worcestershire sauce, horseradish, onion, minced, drops tabasco, almonds , to taste

rice paper rounds (see pic for an example), surimi seafood (fake crab), vegetables below should all be sliced thin and long, cucumber (1/4 english ), red and green pepper (about 1/2 of each pepper), green onion (3 or 4 ), carrot (1 large ), avocado (1 peeled and cut into long pieces), vermicelli rice noodles, cooked (about 2 cups), fresh cilantro, canned water chestnuts, chopped, dipping sauce, plum sauce, seasoned rice vinegar, fresh grated ginger 1 tsp, fresh grated carrot 4 tsp, fresh cilantro chopped 2 tsp

sweetened plain yogurt, eggs, lemon juice or 1 dash vinegar, dijon mustard, worcestershire sauce, toast or 2 english muffins, lightly buttered, bacon, eggs, white vinegar, salt & pepper

crunchy peanut butter, thai sweet chili sauce, stir-fry sauce (any asian sauce like oyster, hoisin, etc should work just as well.), ground black pepper

light corn syrup, spoonfulls chunky peanut butter (optional)

ziti pasta (about a box and a half), spaghetti sauce (about a jar and a half), sugar (depending on how sweet you like your pasta sauce), ground beef, mccormick montreal chicken seasoning, adobo seasoning, garlic powder, pepper, salt, milk, butter, garlic powder (optional), parmesan cheese (to taste), shredded mozzarella cheese, flour

ground beef, ground lean pork, onion, chopped, celery salt, worcestershire sauce, fresh ground pepper, bacon, butter, melted, ketchup, worcestershire sauce, soy sauce

salt and pepper, to taste, ziti rigate whole wheat ziti or 3/4 lb any other short-cut pasta, extra-virgin olive oil, garlic cloves, finely chopped, cavolo nero, stemmed and very thinly sliced (also called tuscan kale, dinosaur kale or lacinato kale), nutmeg , to taste, fresh ricotta cheese, grated onion, italian tomatoes in puree, fresh basil , torn, to taste, parmigiano-reggiano cheese , to taste, shredded mozzarella cheese

rigatoni, salt, cooked chicken sausages, extra-virgin olive oil, divided, green or red bell pepper, seeded and sliced, cubanelle pepper, seeded and sliced, onion, thinly sliced, garlic, chopped, ground black pepper, dry white wine or chicken stock, a couple of glugs, crushed tomatoes, (recommended : san marzano), handful chopped flat-leaf parsley, fresh basil, 10 leaves , torn or shredded, ricotta cheese, freshly grated parmigiano-reggiano , plus some to pass at table

red onion, extra-virgin olive oil, garlic cloves, thinly sliced, hot red pepper flakes, fingerling potatoes, canned plum tomatoes, roughly chopped with their juices, dry white wine, linguine, chopped italian parsley leaves

russet potato, pickling salt, ground oregano, garlic powder, minced garlic, liquid smoke, black pepper, white pepper, water, sweet onion , cut from the middle, salted butter

firm eggplants, about 6 to 7 inches long and 3 inches wide or 5 japanese eggplants about the same size, extra-virgin olive oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper, ground beef or lamb, tomato paste, onion, finely chopped, garlic, finely chopped, a small handful raisins, splash white wine or chicken stock, toasted pine nuts, a handful basil leaves , torn or chopped, butter, bread crumbs, chopped parsley leaves , a couple generous handfuls, grated pecorino cheese or parmigiano-reggiano

extra-virgin olive oil , 3 turns of the pan, garlic, finely chopped, whole peeled tomatoes (recommended : san marzano), crushed tomatoes, (recommended : san marzano)* if san marzanos are not available, add a tsp sugar to your sauce, optional, coarse salt, a handful fresh basil leaves , torn, ziti rigate , with ridges, butter, all-purpose flour, freshly ground black pepper, a generous grating nutmeg, whole milk, shredded asiago cheese, shredded parmigiano-reggiano, sliced fresh mozzarella, crusty bread , to pass at table

cavatappi , corkscrew pasta with lines or, macaroni with line in any short cut, salt, extra-virgin olive, divided, butter, onion, chopped, garlic, chopped, black pepper, all-purpose flour, whole or 2 percent milk, sliced capocollo , hot ham, halve then slice into thin ribbons, frozen chopped spinach , defrosted and excess liquid squeezed out, grated parmigiano-reggiano , a few large handfuls, divided, nutmeg, ground or freshly grated , eyeball it, ground cayenne pepper , a couple pinches, ball fresh mozzarella -- buy a piece wrapped , not packed in water, then cut into 1/2-inch cubes, plain or italian bread crumbs, a generous handful of flat leaf parsley, finely chopped

cream cheese, crab (or fake for those of us on a budget, it works almost as well), worchestershire, soy sauce, green onions, chopped, garlic, minced, sesame oil, wonton wrappers, vegetable oil to deep fry