9638 failproof aka you couldn you Recipes

did you know, budweiser beer conditions the hair, pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish, cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes, mayonnaise will kill lice , it will also condition your hair, glue - paint on your face , allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any., shiny hair - use brewed lipton tea, sunburn - empty a large jar of nestea into your bath water, minor burn - colgate or crest toothpaste, burn your tongue put sugar on it, arthritis wd-40 spray and rub in , kill insect stings too, bee stings - meat tenderizer, chigger bite - preparation h, puffy eyes - preparation h, paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals), stinky feet - jello, athletes feet - cornstarch, fungus on toenails or fingernails - vicks vapor rub, kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (wow, and we drink this stuff), kool aid can be used as a dye in paint also kool aid in dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint , your kids will love it and it won tsp hurt them if they eat it, peanut butter - will get scratches out of cd s! wipe off with a coffee filter paper, sticking bicycle chain - pam no-stick cooking spray, pam will also remove paint , and grease from your hands! keep a can in your garage for your hubby, peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls, when the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on, heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar, body paint - crisco mixed with food coloring. heat the crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice, tie dye tsp-shirt - mix a solution of kool aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the tsp-shirt and soak, preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia , soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years, a slinky will hold toast and cd s, keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with colgate toothpaste, wine stains , pour on the morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt., wax - take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel., labels off glassware etc. rub with peanut butter, baked on food - fill container with water, get a bounce paper softener and the static from the bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. soak overnight. also; you can use 2 efferdent tablets , soak overnight, crayon on the wall - colgate toothpaste and brush it, dirty grout - listerine, stains on clothes - colgate toothpaste, grass stains - karo syrup, grease stains - coca cola , it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. we know it will take corrosion from car batteries, fleas in your carpet 20 mule team borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. maybe this will work if you get them back again., keep fresh flowers longer add a little clorox , or 2 bayer aspirin , or just use 7-up instead of water., when you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you squeeze for freshness or softness did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week monday, tuesday, thursday, friday and saturday. each day has a different color twist tie., are, monday = blue, tuesday = green, thursday = red, friday = white, saturday = yellow ., if today was thursday , you would want red twist tie; not white which is fridays (almost a week old)! the colors go alphabetically by color blue- green - red - white - yellow, monday through saturday. very easy to remember. i thought this was interesting. i looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers do have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. you learn something new everyday! enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping., forget gatorade for migraine headaches. powerade won tsp work.

frozen cut green beans, frozen lima beans, drained and rinsed canned red beans, frozen red bell pepper strips, chopped onion, canola oil, apple cider vinegar, white sugar, garlic powder, salt and ground black pepper to taste

yeast, warm water, warm skim milk or 1 cup buttermilk, rolled oats, salt, olive oil, honey, whole egg, wheat germ, whole wheat flour

burrito-size flour tortilla, tomato, thinly sliced (remove seeds and most of the liquid to help insure a crispy crust), garlic, minced (jarred is fine ), basil leaves, fresh mozzarella cheese, sliced, olive oil (can also use peppered flavored oil)

if you re reading this , please join the tailgate time! group, menu, hot dogs, potato salad (we use the 1 i have posted here, with homemade dressing), potato chips with onion dip (i just use lipton s onion soup recipe, but make whatever kind you like), ramen noodle salad (i will post my version at a future date), beer (in cans, but a keg is better, if the sports location allows it)

now you must decide if you like it corny or more bread like, you like it corney add 2 cup cornmeal to 1cup flour, you like it more bread like 1/2 cup cornmeal to 2/1/2 flour, baking powder, baking soda, you like it sweet add 3 tablepsoons of sugar, salt, eggs, whole milk, if you like your light and fluffy cornbread to have holes add tinny cold butter cubes in right befor cooking, again decide do you like it corney 2 cups cornmeal to 1 cup flour, more bread like 1/2 cornmeal to 2/1/2 flour, now only use 1/2 tsp baking powder, no baking soda, eggs adn 1 egg yolk, whole milk or cream, sourcream or few tbsp buttermilk, you can add a 1/4 cup meltes shorting or lard to make it a rich flakey bread, also decide if you like it sweet with 3 tbsp of sugar

whole wheat flour, wheat germ, baking soda, salt (i omit the ), whole egg, egg whites, ripe bananas, brown sugar (use more if you like it sweet), unsweetened, plain applesauce (this replaces the fat in the recipe ), lemon juice, vanilla or cinnamon (depends on your preference)

canola cooking spray, thoroughly beaten egg (use whisk if you have 1), fat-free milk (canned is fine ), vanilla extract, cinnamon, multi grain loaf bread , cut 1 inch thick on the diagonal, sliced banana, chopped and toasted pecans, sugar-free pancake syrup, powdered sugar (optional)

thank you berry munch girl scout cookies, cranberries - fresh sliced, or dried or craisins, two eggs slightly beaten, three tbsp sugar, vanilla, grated orange peel, cinnamon, milk, cook and serve vanilla pudding, two cups of milk for making the pudding, milk for thinning the pudding

butter, flour, milk, mild cheddar cheese, shredded, dijon mustard, beef bacon, cooked and crumbled, eggs, separated

taco seasonings or chicken taco seasoning, olive oil, cracked black pepper to taste, pork tenderloin, (diced into small bite size pieces), pico de gallo, ripe tomatoes, diced and seeded, white onion, diced, red onion, diced, fresh cilantro, chopped, jalapeno, seeded and chopped, garlic, minced, cracked black pepper, salt, juice of 1 lime, fixings, corn tortillas, fresh guacamole (if desired), shredded mexican blend cheese, shredded lettuce, sour cream, lime wedges (allow at least 1/2 per serving)

bacon, cooked and crumbled, chopped green onion, chunky salsa, black beans, drained, tortilla chips

canned crushed tomatoes, jalapenos, chopped, with seeds (cut off stems !), cilantro, onion, cut into small enough pieces to fit into the food processor, garlic cloves, garlic powder, salt, pepper, lime , juice of, tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper (for a slow heat) (optional)

pork tenderloin, barbecue sauce sweet baby rae s honey bbq sauce, onion small, minced, garlic minced, hot pepper sauce, salt to taste, ground black pepper to taste