9623 failproof aka you you Recipes

frozen corn, husked (on the cob or off) or 4 ears fresh corn, grilled, butter, melted, lime juice , fresh is best- i use half of a lime, epazote, chopped , if you can get it or 1/4 cup cilantro, chopped, green chili pepper (optional), chipotle pepper, minced (optional), salt, lime wedge, ground dried chilies or chili powder, parmesan cheese, epazote or cilantro, chopped, salt, pepper

tb butter, skinless chicken breasts diced, onions diced, waters, celery diced (a little more if you like), carrots diced (a little more if you like), sweet red pepper diced, sweet green pepper diced, sweet yellow pepper diced, sliced potatoes diced (or 2 cups diced potatoes), fresh cup basil leaf, about 5 in all, chicken bouillon, beef bouillon, ground sage, dried basil, garlic, fresh ground black pepper, sea salt

butter (softened but not melted ), salt, crushed garlic (from a jar!), grated gingerroot (from a jar!), chopped fresh parsley, dried basil (or use fresh if you have it), french bread

sugar, pecans, chopped, orange peel , i use mccormick, count) packages refrigerated biscuits , containing 10 each, cream cheese , you will not use all in this recipe, butter, melted, powdered sugar, cinnamon, water

orange juice, freshly squeezed (i replaced 1/4 cup of orange juice with freshly squeezed grapefruit juice), strawberries, hulled and washed well, blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, banana, peeled (i used 1/2 large banana), fresh dates (or 1 tsp date molasses aka dibs tamar) or 1 dried dates, pitted and chopped into small pieces (or 1 tsp date molasses aka dibs tamar)

squid rings, twigim garu (korean frying mix), salt, cold water, vegetable oil, garlic powder (optional), parsley flakes (garnish ), in place of the korean flour mix (twigim garu), you can use 1/2 cup of corn starch and 1/2 cup of all purpose flour. also, whole dried squid that has been soaked can be used instead of ready-made squid rings.

french bread (or oval peasant loaf, or sourdough), marinated artichoke hearts, drained , liquid reserved (you can use the hearts whole or roughly chopped), mayonnaise, ripe tomatoes, sliced, sliced salami, sliced unsmoked turkey breast, cheese slices, any kind (provolone and fresh mozzarella are my faves), sliced ripe black olives, drained, purple onion, thinly sliced (amount to taste)

equipment, digital thermometer, baking pan, basting brush, hickory chips , soaked in water for 1 hour (for grilling), ham, shot of whiskey (reserved), bone in smoked ham , (12-14 lb), olive oil, black peppercorns, coarsely crushed (zipper bag and hammer), mustard seed, coarsely crushed (zipper bag and hammer), basting, your favorite sour mash or bourbon whiskey (jack daniels, aka old no.7), brown sugar , firmly packed, stone ground or course ground style mustard (i use inglehoffer or beaver brand. see www.beavertonfoods.com for info), honey, molasses (that ll teach them damn moles), substitutions, you can substitute good quality gold tequila for the whiskey (jose cuervo aka liquid psychosis)

unsalted butter, softened at room temperature, sugar, eggs, egg yolks, fresh lemon juice, grated lemon zest

butter, white onion, very thinly sliced into half -rings, salt and pepper, garlic, minced, snow peas, washed and ends snipped, head napa cabbage , 1/4-inch slices (aka chinese cabbage), soy sauce (to taste)

apple, cored (peel if you want), prunes, dates, bananas, eggs, butter, softened, vanilla, salt, orange juice, whole wheat flour, sunflower seeds, rolled oats, chopped walnuts, powdered milk, baking powder, baking soda, coconut

dumplings , halushky halushky, stalks celery, diced, dried onion, olive oil (i use garlic infused oil), chicken broth, chicken breasts (or whatever pieces you like), pepper (to taste), olive oil, flour, milk (use more or less depending on how much sauce you want and how thick you like it), chicken bouillon cube, sour cream, paprika, cayenne (or to taste)

corn chips (fritos), chili (beans or no beans it s you choice), shredded lettuce, shredded cheese (your favorite ), chopped tomato, chopped onion, sour cream

coarse polenta, water, salt (you may want to adjust this to suit you), butter

cucumbers , halve lengthwise, discard the seed (if you like the seed, dont discard), water, sugar, lime , juice of

cornstarch, sugar, fat-free evaporated milk (you can use regular), frozen white bread dough

diced tomaoes, rotell diced tomatoes with chilis (your choice on heat, i usually use mild), white and yellow corn - drained, black beans - drained and rinsed well, jalapino rings from jar - diced - more if you like, vadalia onion, diced, crushed garlic, sliced black olives - drained, lime juice give or take, cumin, cyanne pepper (optional), handful cilantro - chopped

all-purpose flour, easy-blend active dry yeast (i use just active dry yeast), salt, hand-hot water (aka nuke it in the microwave for a minute), lean bacon , strips (turkey bacon is best imo), egg, beaten (this is for the glaze only, i have yet to use it)