99 fail butter Recipes

all-purpose flour, salt, baking powder, cream of tartar, white sugar, butter, chilled and diced, milk

whole turkey, thawed (i buy either butterball or honeysuckle white brand), water, kosher salt, dark brown sugar, beer, not lite (i use regular budweiser or miller s), dried bay leaves, salted butter, paul prudhomme s vegetable magic seasoning (or, poultry magic, or, poultry seasoning), seasoning salt (i use lawry s), mrs. dash seasoning mix , original blend, cooking spray (i use olive oil type but any brand will do ), ice, onion, peeled and quartered, fresh parsley, roughly chopped

active dry yeast, water (110-115 degrees ), all-purpose flour, yellow cake mix or 1 (9 oz) package white cake mix, salt, melted butter or margarine

okay , so all i had left in the freezer was a small thing of beef and a box of peas. so i tried to use a side dish i had in my cookbook that i ve never tried before, and incorperate the ingredients i had into it somehow. the result was downright disasterous. but i m going to give you guys the original recipe, and then tell you exactly what i did to screw it up., seedless cucumbers (plastic wrapped), peeled, unsalted butter or margarine, chopped fresh mint, salt, black pepper, grated fresh lemon zest, fresh lemon juice

processed cheese food, cubed, butter, unsweetened cocoa powder, sugar, chopped walnuts, vanilla extract

good chicken stock, olive oil, unsalted butter (used in different stages), fresh wild mushrooms such as porcini or chanterelles wiped clean with a damp kitchen towel and sliced thin...i used baby portabella s in the picture., sweet onions, arborio rice, grated parmigiano-reggiano (3/4 cup)

bittersweet or semi-sweet chocolate (the best quality you can get please, like scharffen berger, guittard or valrhona), sugar, unsalted butter, egg yolks, egg whites, all-purpose flour

eggs, slightly beaten, milk, butter, melted, flour , sifted, salt

egg, milk (low or nonfat is fine ), bisquick , plus, bisquick (lowfat is fine ), butter , as needed, seedless raspberry jam (or other filing, as desired), cream

graham cracker crumbs, sugar, butter softened, cream cheese room temperature, sour cream, eggs, vanilla, sugar

active dry yeast, warm water (110o to 115o), king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, yellow or white cake mix, salt, melted butter

white fish (cod, haddock, tilapia, etc.), flour , for dusting, oil (for frying ), milk (use more if neccesary), butter, active dry yeast or 1 tsp fresh yeast, sugar, bread flour , 1/2 cup regular flour (or all bread, or all regular), lemon juice, cornstarch, salt, pepper, cayenne, chili powder, celery salt, onion powder, garlic powder, oil (for frying ), potatoes (your choice , i reccomend long white, or baking potatoes), salt

old-fashioned rolled oats, all purpose flour, baking soda, salt, butter, room temperature, golden brown sugar, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, chopped walnuts, milk chocolate chips

flour, salt, sugar, unsalted butter (really cold or frozen), ice water

baking chocolate squares, butter, sugar, canned milk, salt, vanilla