685 dumb guy Recipes

diced pancetta, organic large eggs, grated parmigiano-reggiano, fresh cracked black pepper, cayenne pepper, bucatini, frozen peas, kosher salt, chopped italian parsley, for garnish

chicken wings , cut into segments, tips removed and discarded, salt, freshly cracked black pepper, ketchup, red wine vinegar, red chili flakes, adobo sauce, dry mustard, granulated garlic, sugar

canola oil, minced red onion, minced red bell peppers, minced ginger, minced garlic, sliced bamboo shoots, chopped celery, chopped chicken breast, soy sauce, julienned green cabbage, shredded carrots, rice bran oil or canola oil, egg roll wrappers, avocados, sliced into 24 pieces, egg mixed with 1 tbsp milk, jarred sweet chili sauce, for dipping

oil, carrots, diced, celery rib, diced, red bell pepper, diced, snap peas, diced, diced red onion, mung beans, cut in 1/2, chicken breast, diced, apricot sesame sambal szechwan sauce , recipe follows, fried wonton skins, iceberg lettuce leaves, diced green onions, crushed, unsalted peanuts, black sesame seeds, for garnish, soy sauce, minced garlic, minced ginger, sambal hot sauce, apricot preserves, rice wine vinegar, hoisin sauce, minced cilantro, sesame seeds, sesame oil

kosher salt, four 5-oz boneless, skinless chicken breasts (about 1 1/4 lb), blackening spice rub , recipe follows, olive oil, minced garlic, dry white wine, heavy cream, roughly chopped marinated sun-dried tomatoes, fettuccine, grated parmesan, fine sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, sliced green onion, for garnish, granulated garlic, freshly cracked black pepper, salt, ground cumin, granulated onion, cayenne pepper, paprika, chili powder

olive oil 1 tbsp all-purpose flour 1 tbsp minced garlic 18 tsp cayenne pepper, ancho chile powder, freshly grated nutmeg 18 tsp freshly cracked black pepper, smoked sweet paprika 34 cup heavy cream, grated parmesan cheese, salt and freshly ground black pepper

balsamic vinegar, lemon juice, chopped fresh thyme, minced garlic, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, extra-virgin olive oil, red onion , julienned, yellow pepper, cleaned , membrane removed and julienned, red pepper, cleaned , membrane removed and julienned, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, four 6-to 8-oz catfish fillets, cleaned and skin removed, sweet paprika, chopped fresh parsley, very finely sliced scallions, lemon, cut into wheels

milk, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, cauliflower florets, butter, eggs, grated parmesan, freshly chopped parsley leaves, grated nutmeg, panko bread crumbs, all-purpose flour, vegetable oil, for frying, garlic, lemon , zested and juiced, egg yolks, olive oil, salt, freshly cracked black pepper, drained and roughly chopped peppadews

coffee liquor, irish cream, vanilla vodka, chai-tea concentrate (recommended : oregon chai brand), milk or half-and-half, shaved chocolate, for garnish, freshly grated nutmeg, for garnish, fresh mint sprig, for garnish

octopus, cleaned, flakey sea salt, white balsamic vinegar, minced garlic, chopped simple preserved lemons , recipe follows, plus more for garnish, juice and zest of 1 meyer lemon (about 3 tbsp), extra-virgin olive oil, plus extra to garnish, fresh basil leaves , finely julienned, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, olive oil, for grilling, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, lightly packed cups baby arugula, washed and trimmed, cooked white beans, sliced fresno chile, radishes , finely sliced on a mandoline or with a sharp knife, red onion, finely sliced, flakey sea salt , for garnishing, note : to clean fresh octopus, turn the head inside out and remove the ink sac, innards and mouthparts. rinse gently and pat dry., meyer lemons, salt, water or freshly squeezed lemon juice, to cover

chili powder, ground cumin, granulated garlic, ground cinnamon, kosher salt, fresh cracked black pepper, chicken thighs, bone in, skin on (about 6 thighs ), canola oil, diced onion (1/2-inch dice ), diced poblano peppers (1/2-inch dice ), diced red bell peppers (1/2-inch dice ), garlic, peeled and roughly chopped, black beans, rinsed, kidney beans, rinsed, chickpeas, rinsed, roasted diced tomatoes, green chile sauce , recipe follows, pumpkin puree, chicken stock , if needed, green chile cilantro rice with pepitas, for serving, recipe follows, canola oil, diced spanish onion, jalapeno, seeded and minced, garlic, chopped, flour, roasted green chiles, chopped , juices reserved, white vinegar, sea salt, fresh cracked black pepper, fresh lime juice, chicken stock, green chile sauce , recipe above, canola oil, diced onions, serrano chile , seeds removed and minced, arborio rice , or medium grain rice, minced garlic, sea salt, fresh cracked black pepper, fresh squeezed lime juice, chopped fresh cilantro, pepitas, toasted and lightly salted

canola oil, divided, skinless chicken thighs, ham hocks, onion, diced, divided, celery, roughly chopped, carrots, roughly chopped, garlic, minced, white wine, seafood stock , about 2 cups, saffron dissolved in 1 cup warm water for 3 minutes, mexican style chorizo, red bell peppers, diced, arborio rice, salt, freshly ground black pepper, scallops, mussels, clams, choice, scallions, diced, for garnish, roma tomatoes, for garnish

canola oil, divided, skinless chicken thighs, ham hocks, onion, diced, divided, celery, roughly chopped, carrots, roughly chopped, garlic, minced, white wine, seafood stock , about 2 cups, saffron dissolved in 1 cup warm water for 3 minutes, mexican style chorizo, red bell peppers, diced, arborio rice, salt, freshly ground black pepper, scallops, mussels, clams, choice, scallions, diced, for garnish, roma tomatoes, for garnish

canola oil, half chicken breast (4 to 5 oz), boneless and skinless, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, diced onion (about 1/2 small onion), diced green bell pepper (about 1 medium pepper), diced red bell pepper (about 1 medium pepper), ground cumin, fine cornmeal, all-purpose flour, baking powder, kosher salt, sugar, whole milk, melted butter, eggs, all-purpose flour, eggs, whisked, panko breadcrumbs, boneless, skinless chicken breasts , halved horizontally, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, canola oil, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne pepper, whole milk, maple syrup , for serving, fiery fieri hot sauce , for serving, recipe follows, fiery fieri hot sauce, red fresno chiles (7 or 8 chilies), sweet maui or vidalia onion, roughly chopped, kosher salt, distilled white vinegar, agave nectar

chicken , organic if possible, kosher salt, divided, plus more for sprinkling, freshly cracked black pepper, garlic oil, divided , plus 1 tbsp, recipe follows, garlic , reserved from oil, fresh thyme, onion, peeled and quartered, carrot, peeled and cut into 4 pieces, celery stalk, trimmed and cut into 4 pieces, chicken stock, plus more to loosen fond and thicken gravy, water, garlic, sliced thin, flour, chopped fresh italian flat-leaf parsley, seeded and diced roma tomatoes, olive oil, garlic cloves

buttermilk, all-purpose flour, salt and freshly ground black pepper, eggs, milk, crushed butter crackers (recommended : saltine), panko bread crumbs, canola oil, drunken pork gravy , recipe follows, ground pork, salt and freshly ground black pepper, white pepper, red chili flakes, diced onion, minced garlic, white wine, dijon mustard, all-purpose flour, milk, heavy cream

olive oil, divided, red onions, diced, garlic, thinly sliced, red bell pepper , julienned, green bell pepper , julienned, jalapenos, seeded and diced, chicken thighs, with bone and skin, beer, water, lime, juiced, salt, freshly ground black pepper, red potatoes, very thinly sliced, roma tomatoes, diced, for garnish, queso fresco, for garnish

chicken (organic and free range, if possible), cut into 10 pieces, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, canola or vegetable oil, sliced white button mushrooms, garlic, minced, onion, finely diced, tomato paste, fresh thyme, dry marsala, low-sodium chicken broth, unsalted butter, chilled , cut into cubes, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, juice of 1/2 lemon, chopped fresh italian parsley, chardonnay , for serving