2947 down back away Recipes

graham cracker crumbs ( the boxed kind work quite nicely ), tb sugar, cinnamon ( probably should use mccormick...), nutmeg, butter, cream cheese - leave out so they soften ..., sugar, tb flour, vanilla extract, orange extract, milk, eggs, fruit , chocolate or other topping of your choice

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

back ribs, lemon, sliced thinly to place over the ribs, seasoning salt, water, barbecue sauce , for basting, your favourite, you may want to use less (or more)

back ribs (2 racks), honey, hoisin sauce, reduced soy sauce, ketchup, minced peeled ginger, minced garlic, black bean sauce, hot pepper sauce, liquid smoke, ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, onion powder, garlic powder

grilled baby back ribs, by todd wilbur, if you go by the tv commercial , chefs at chili s have so much fun making baby backs that they sing songs filled with lyrics about them: chili s baby back ribs...i want my chili s baby back ribs...barbecue sauce. if you know the ditty, you ll be singing it too when you give this clone recipe a go, and slap a few of your own racks on the grill. the secret to the taste is in the sweet sauce, which you ll duplicate here from scratch. to make the meat juicy and tender like the original we ll call up the same slow-cooking technique sleuthed out a few years back for the clone of tony roma s great ribs., sauce, water, white vinegar, tomato paste, yellow mustard, dark brown sugar , packed, liquid smoke hickory flavoring, salt, onion powder, garlic powder, paprika, racks baby back ribs

baby back ribs, racks (about 1 lb. each) pork baby back ribs, each cut in half, barbecue sauce, ketchup, apple cider vinager, dark brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, liquid smoke, salt

pineapple upside-down cake, made with crushed pineapple and no cherries, mascarpone cheese, chopped maraschino cherry, chopped white chocolate

slabs baby back pork ribs, coarsely ground black pepper, ground red chile pepper, vegetable oil, minced onion, water, tomato paste, white vinegar, brown sugar, honey, worcestershire sauce, salt, coarsely ground black pepper, liquid smoke flavoring, whiskey, garlic powder, paprika, onion powder, dark molasses, ground red chile pepper

back ribs , full racks, salt, powdered ginger, pepper, onion powder, ground coriander, garlic, apple cider vinegar, ginger, freshly crushed, chili pepper, red long chopped fine, honey or 1/3 cup molasses, brown sugar, ginger jam (optional), garlic clove, crushed, tomato paste, onion, chopped, lemon , juice of, salt, pepper

canola oil, egg substitute (liquid ), fresh basil, chopped, parmesan cheese, grated, fresh ground black pepper, back bacon or 2 slices ham, chopped, red peppers or 1/4 green pepper, chopped

racks pork baby back ribs (about 2 lb each), salt, freshly ground black pepper, aji panca, seeded , ribbed, and soaked in hot water, or 1 fresh poblano pepper, roasted under the broiler on all sides until charred, cooled, skin peeled away, seeded and ribbed, tamarind paste, light or dark brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice (about 1 lemon), fresh orange juice (about 1/2 orange), garlic cloves, roughly chopped

racks loin back or baby back ribs (#2 and down), liquid smoke, bbq seasoning, divided, mesquite butter, salt

oil, shrimp, shell on , split down back and deveined, heavy cream, lemons , juice of, tabasco sauce (or as much as you can handle), butter, chopped parsley, salt and pepper

oil, for frying, soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, minced ginger, chili oil, shaved scallions, plus extra for garnish, flour, cornstarch, egg whites, kosher salt, coarsely cracked black pepper, shrimp, shell-on , split down back and deveined

sweet potatoes, washed, whole chicken , split down back, sea salt , to taste, freshly ground pepper , to taste, olive oil, divided, garlic cloves, smashed, shallots, quartered, white wine vinegar, dry white wine, chicken broth, dried french green lentils, rinsed and drained, chopped fresh tarragon

pork loin back ribs (baby back ribs), fat trimmed, catsup, hoisin sauce, lemon juice, sugar, garlic, minced, sriracha or louisiana hot sauce, habanero chili hot sauce, ground cinnamon, ground allspice

racks pork ribs, preferably baby backs or loin backs, your favorite dry rub, preferably with a brown sugar base, apple , maple, hickory, or pecan wood chips, optional