15 diet breakfast Recipes

sugar-free hot cocoa mix, peanut butter, quick-cooking oatmeal (3 soup spoons), raisins, honey, water or 2 tbsp coffee

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

part-skim ricotta cheese, ground cinnamon, sugar substitute, cocoa powder, eggs, part-skim ricotta cheese, ground cinnamon or 1 dash nutmeg, vanilla extract, sugar substitute

tomatoes, quartered, balsamic vinegar, mushrooms, sliced thickly, baby spinach leaves, fresh basil, chopped coarsely, rye bread, toasted

italian sausage, green peppers, onion, eggs, parmesan cheese

turkey sausage or 4 oz crumbled turkey bacon, green bell pepper, chopped, onion, chopped, eggs or 1 1/4 cups egg beaters egg substitute, sliced mushrooms, drained, shredded low-fat cheddar cheese (2 oz.)

frozen blueberries, spirulina, nonfat plain yogurt, ground flax seeds, almond butter, soymilk

whole wheat tortillas, eggs, scrambled, reduced-fat cheddar cheese, fat free cooked turkey, crumbled, tomato, chopped

low fat cottage cheese or 16 oz ricotta cheese, plain low-fat yogurt, eggs, granular sweetener equal to 1/2 cup sugar, vanilla extract, grated lemon rind (or to taste), lemon juice (or to taste)

banana, no-sugar-added nonfat vanilla yogurt, low sugar whole grain cereal, crushed

amaranth, water, frozen berries , to taste, maple syrup , grade b, to taste, rice milk , to taste, cinnamon , to taste

extra virgin olive oil, onion, thinly sliced, salt, fresh ground pepper, eggs, lightly beaten, smoked salmon, reduced-fat cream cheese, whole wheat tortillas, 6 in