163520 danish christmas pudding warm sauce Recipes

full-fat milk, short-grained white rice (65 g), vanilla pod (reserve the other half for the sauce), whipping cream, granulated sugar, almond paste (or use almond flakes or finely chopped almonds), whole almond (more if you have several children present), frozen pitted cherries (about 185 g), lemon juice, sugar, vanilla pod, water, cold water, potato starch (corn starch can be substituted), fresh mint leaves (optional for garnish )

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

bread or lb cake, torn into small pieces, mangos, peeled, seeded and diced into medium-sized pieces, natural sugar, eggs, lightly beaten, low-fat milk, natural vanilla extract, ground cardamom, butter, rum sauce, butter, cornstarch, sugar, low fat milk, rum

all-purpose flour, divided, granulated sugar, divided, chopped almonds, raisins, nonfat dry milk, chopped candied citron, chopped candied lemon peel, chopped candied orange peel, salt, grated lemon rind, ground cardamom, dry yeast (about 2 1/4 tsp), warm water (100o to 110o), butter or stick margarine, softened, vanilla extract, eggs, lightly beaten, fat-free milk, salt, egg, turbinado or granulated sugar, powdered sugar, water, almond extract

warm water, yeast, white sugar, rye flour, yeast, white sugar, warm water, rye flour, white sugar, kosher salt, warm water, rye flour, all-purpose flour (optional)

warm milk or warm water (110o to 115o), active dry yeast, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, divided, butter, softened, sugar, eggs, salt, grated lemon peel, raisins, chopped blanched almonds, chopped candied fruit, butter, melted, sugar, lemon juice, vanilla extract

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

self-rising flour, white sugar, ground cinnamon, eggs, beaten, melted butter, prepared mincemeat pie filling, whole cranberry sauce, pumpkin puree, sour cream, cream cheese, sugar

danish blue cheese , rindless and at room temperature, unsalted butter, room temperature, port wine, fresh ground white pepper, cayenne pepper, walnuts, coarsely chopped

warm milk, egg, soft butter, flour, sugar (optional) or 1/3 cup splenda granular (optional), salt, dried cranberries, golden raisin, cinnamon, instant yeast, melted butter, powdered sugar

spoons ( i bought about 10 from a local asian shop ), thickened cream, castor sugar, thick custard, warmed, christmas pudding, heated, handful of flaked almonds, toasted, chopped to decorate, grated orange zest to decorate

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

yellow cake mix (regular size), cold milk, instant vanilla pudding mix, macaroons, crushed, currant jelly, heavy whipping cream, sugar, vanilla extract

suet, shredded, dark brown sugar, self-rising flour , sifted, white breadcrumbs, ground allspice, ground nutmeg, ground cinnamon, currants, sultanas, raisins, mixed candied peel, blanched almonds, chopped, apple, peeled, cored, and finely chopped, grated zest of 1/2 small orange, grated zest of 1/2 small lemon, rum, barley wine, stout , more if needed, eggs, brandy , for flambeing, your favorite rum sauce , optional

butter or margarine, softened, sugar, eggs, all-purpose flour, divided, baking soda, ground allspice, ground cinnamon, commercial sour cream, raisins, chopped, wine sauce

ground suet or shortening, brown sugar, crumbled bread with crust removed, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt , cinnamon & nutmeg, golden raisins, currants, seedless raisins, mixed candied peel, sliced cherries, eggs, beaten, dark molasses, brandy (or milk), grated rind & juice of 1 orange, lemon juice, mixed berry jam, chopped english walnuts, sauce for plum pudding, egg yolk, powdered sugar, rum or brandy, egg white, cream

butter, room temperature, currants, raisins, sultana, almonds, finely grounded, flour, brandy, allspice, nutmeg, brown sugar, eggs, lemon , juice and rind of, molasses, orange , rind of, only, grated, browning sauce (i use kitchen bouquet) (optional)

warm water (105 degrees f to 115 degrees f), milk (105 degrees to 115 degrees f), pure vanilla extract, dry active yeast, sugar, salt, flour, cardamom, egg yolk, flour for dusting, about 1/2 cup, cold unsalted butter, eggs beaten with 1 tbsp of water, sugar, ground cinnamon, sweetened cream cheese, raspberry jam, almond filling, crushed almonds, apricot glaze