856 county that Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

sugar, light corn syrup, water, salted cashews (pieces are fine, and cheaper!), butter, baking soda, you really should have a candy thermometer for this. otherwise, use a cup of ice cold water: when you drop some of the liquid into it and it becomes a spindly piece that cracks, that is the right stage (hardcrack) to stop and spread it out to cool., have ready a flat sheet pan (like an airbake cookie sheet so no lip is in the way) that is greased well, plus a flat spreader or long flat heat resistant spatula

cubed lamb pieces, water or lamb stock, onion chopped finely, red lentils, diced very ripe tomatoes, tbsn tomato paste, ground turmeric, ground cinnamon, cinnamon stick, ground ginger, salt, freshly ground black pepper, re-hydrated (cooked ) chickpeas, celery stalk with leaves, finely chopped, cannelloni pasta tubes , smashed so that you get odd size shapes (but if you don tsp have that a very small handful of any pasta smashed or crunched up a bit to add interesting texture to the soup will work, juice of 1 lemon, coriander (cilantro), chopped coarsely

self-rising flour, white sugar, butter, raisins, egg, milk, milk

pork loin roast, caraway seeds, salt and pepper to taste, sauerkraut with liquid

worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, liquid smoke, fresh lemon juice, teriyaki sauce, ketchup, hot pepper sauce (e.g. tabasco), or to taste, garlic powder, onion powder, black pepper, venison , cut into 1 x 1/4 inch strips

butter, flour, onion, diced, carrot, diced, butter, chicken broth, polish sausage, diced, potato, raw,peeled and diced, head chopped cabbage (about 1 lb), chopped fresh thyme or 1/2 tsp dried thyme, salt and pepper

flour, quick oats, baking powder, cinnamon, salt, eggs, milk, margarine, melted

fresh ground turkey, ham, ground (or turkey ham), breadcrumbs, egg, salt, pepper, milk, brown sugar, dry mustard, water, vinegar

diced cooked chicken (boiled ), whole kernel corn, creamed corn, onion, finely diced, chicken broth (not the condensed kind ), cream of chicken soup , so or 1 (10 3/4 oz) can cream of celery soup, salt and pepper, as needed, bay leaves, basil, fresh rosemary, snipped (optional), butter

prep time : 30 minutes ready in: 2 hours, cook time : 1 hour yields: 12 servings, this cake is a very moist banana cake that travels well to pot lucks or picnics. it can also be baked in a 9x12 pan or an angel food cake pan., yellow cake mix, instant banana pudding mix, eggs, water, vegetable oil, mashed banana, sugar, milk, vanilla extract, chopped walnuts (optional)

sugar, unsalted butter, egg, whole milk, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour + 2 tsp baking powder, prune filling, pitted stewed prunes (the prunes in bags today work nicely), raisins, lemon juice, cinnamon (i am heavy-handed with that, i love ), sugar

mile high lemon meringue secrets, lemon meringue pie may be an american classic , but it can be tricky to prepare. there s the crust with all its issues, then the tart filling and the meringue itself, which is all too prone to weeping. and that topping is never, ever as tall and fluffy as we would like. we wanted to figure out how to make a perfect lemon meringue pie with a sky-high topping. here s what we discovered, make the meringue with a hot sugar syrup (what the professionals call italian-style meringue). this ensures that the meringue is cooked through and stable enough to be piled high on top of the filling. the addition of a little cream of tartar to the egg whites while mixing also helps to stabilize the meringue.flavor the filling with both lemon zest and lemon juice for the brightest citrus flavor. remember to strain the filling to remove the zest, which would mar the otherwise silky smooth filling.use a rubber spatula to spread the meringue over the filled pie, making sure to stick the meringue to the edge of the pie crust to prevent the topping from shrinking. once all the meringue is on the pie, use the spatula to make the spikes and peaks of meringue., all-purpose flour , for dusting, brisee (pie dough) for 1 single 9 inch pie crust, egg, heavy cream, cornstarch, cake flour, salt, sugar, egg yolks, lightly beaten, fresh lemon juice, lemon rind, unsalted butter, cut into small pieces, egg whites, sugar, salt

lean ground beef or ground turkey, dry breadcrumbs, whole eggs, onions , chopped pretty small or fine, chopped fresh oregano , about half that if dry (try to use mexican oregano), carrots thinly sliced in rounds, low sodium chicken broth, dry whole ancho or pasilla chile seeded and crumbled or 1 small, dry whole hot red chile seeded, rice or 1 large russet potato peeled and diced, chopped fresh cilantro, zucchini sliced medium to large (optional), fresh spinach , trimmed of stems, washed, and cut into thin shreds aka chiffonade, limes cut into wedges

heads broccoli, eggs, beaten, ricotta cheese, grated cheddar cheese, cornstarch diluted in 1/2 cup milk, onion, chopped, salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

vodka, loose-leaf black tea, sugar, fresh lemon juice, lemon wedge, mint sprig, club soda

onion, sugar, salt, pepper, celery seed, yellow mustard, vinegar, oil, mayonnaise (optional)