402 complete utter insanity Recipes

hot chili beans, kidney beans or 1 (15 oz) can black beans, condensed tomato soup, diced tomatoes, tomato paste, green bell peppers, diced, white onion, diced, carton white mushrooms, sliced, frozen corn, lean ground beef (you can leave the meat out completely if you prefer) or 1 lb ground turkey (you can leave the meat out completely if you prefer), garlic powder, cumin, chili powder, kosher salt, black pepper, dried basil, tabasco sauce (more or less , depending on how hot you like it)

eggs, butter, fresh ground pepper, herb-seasoned salt, american cheese, bread, butter or 1/2-1 tsp mayonnaise, bacon, cooked (optional), sausage links (optional) or 1 -2 sausage pattie, cooked (optional), pickle , slices (optional)

sliced fresh strawberries (sliced in half or in thirds ), sugar, water, strawberry gelatin (i use jell-o gelatin for this), cornstarch (measured out exactly 1/4-cup), drops red food coloring (or as desired ), pie pastry (use a deep-dish crust baked and cooled completely, or can use a prepared graham cracker crust), cream (or to taste), fresh sliced strawberry, for the top (optional)

cream cheese , completely softened, butter (not margarine, completely softened), brown sugar , firmly packed, salt, flour, vanilla

meatballs, lean ground beef, butter or 2 tbsp margarine, onion, chopped, sweet green pepper, chopped, garlic powder, ground cumin powder, complete seasoning (i use badia ), maggi seasoning sauce, white bread (soaked in some water), eggs (beaten ), salt, habanero sauce (optional), butter, vegetable oil, onion, chopped, tomato, chopped, sweet green pepper, chopped, crushed beef bouillon, ground cumin powder, complete seasoning (i use badia ), curry powder, distilled vinegar, tomato paste, soy sauce, water, vegetable oil

peeled and cored pears, water, sugar, vanilla, lemon juice, put everything in a stainless steel pan and bring to a boil. simmer on low until pears are slightly soft. drain pears completely and set on paper towels to dry completely and cool, raspberries, x 15 puff pastry sheet

chef karen harper , pastry chef for the black rabbit restaurant at mcmenamins edgefield in troutdale, oregon, courtesy of chef harper and mozzarella fresca. the cheesecake must be made a day in advance. (i first saw this recipe in a newspaper, but it s readily found throughout the internet.), all refrigerated ingredients should be at room temperature ., mascarpone (you can, substitute cream cheese ), sugar, grand marnier, eggs, kosher salt, in grand marnier, must be done in advance; cover and refrigerate., preheat the oven to 300of., beat the mascarpone/cream cheese until creamy. gradually beat in the sugar , salt and grand marnier., at a time add the eggs , scraping the sides of the bowl often., scrape batter into the crust and smooth the top. bake on a cookie sheet until the center barely jiggles when the pan is tapped, 45 to 55 minutes. let cool in the pan on a rack for 2 hours., unmold, cover and refrigerate overnight., chocolate graham cracker crust, chocolate graham crackers, melted unsalted butter, springform pan, preheat oven to 375of., in a food processor , blend graham crackers and butter until completely incorporated., mash the crumb mixture evenly into bottom of a 10 springform pan. bake 10 minutes ; cool completely., chocolate ganache, chopped semisweet chocolate (use top quality chocolate), heavy cream, grand marnier, be done in advance, covered and refrigerated ., bring cream just to the boil. remove from heat and stir in chocolate till incorporated., using a whisk , very gently stir in grand marnier. let ganache cool till is thick enough to spread. if ganache becomes too thick, warm it in a water bath or double boiler., candied orange slices, unpeeled oranges, sliced from top to bottom in 1/4 thick slices, sugar, water, be done in advance, covered and refrigerated ., boil orange slices in water for 10 minutes, gently stirring occasionally., stir in sugar and cook for another five minutes. remove orange slices with tongs to a baking sheet and allow them to cool completely. reserve the orange simple syrup for other culinary uses, mousse, do not do this step till ready to build the dessert., mascarpone, zest from 1 orange, heavy cream , whipped stiff, sugar, unflavored gelatin, cold water

teriyaki sauce, worcestershire sauce, balsamic vinaigrette, garlic powder, onion powder, liquid smoke flavoring, salt, drops hot sauce (such as dave s insanity sauce ), or to taste, top round steak , cut into 1/4 inch strips, ground black pepper

salmon steaks (4-6 oz. ea., or a couple large filets) or 2 -8 chicken breasts (4-6 oz. ea.), peanut oil, soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, onion, chopped, brown sugar, garlic cloves, minced, fresh ginger, grated, crushed red pepper flakes (more if you re brave or insane), sesame oil, salt

all-purpose flour, cornstarch, baking powder, baking soda, salt, whole milk or 1 cup buttermilk, vegetable oil, egg, sugar, vanilla extract, butter , for serving, syrup , for serving

hard white bread (stale and toasted broken into medium crumbs), fresh herbs such as basil or 2 cups a combination italian parsley, thyme, tarragon, arugula, basil etc, garlic cloves, olive oil , plus as much needed to complete consistency, hard dry cheese such as parmigiano (manchego, romano, a harder emmental or a combination), fresh grated citrus zest such as lemons (completely optional) or 1/2 tbsp orange (completely optional), salt

roasting chickens, cut up, garlic powder, onion, sliced thin (or two small onions, sliced thin), sweet wine

butter or substitute like utterly y., ginger biscuits or cookies, crushed., carton full fat soft cheese ., creamy plain fromage frais (8% fat), lemon curd ., aster sugar .

butter or y substitute like utterly ly., light brown sugar ., self-raising flour , sifted., eggs, beaten ., grated zest and juice of 1 lemon. (keep zest and juice separate), grated zest and juice of 1 orange.(keep zest and juice separate), caster sugar ., plain chocolate (optional)

shrimp (or 1/2 rotisseie chicken) peeled, andouille sausage slicedsausage sliced, cooked, rice uncooked, french onion soup, beef consomm, rotel, green onions chopped, unsalted utter, bay leaves

pure maple syrup plus more for serving, walnut pieces, complete pancake mix (such as aunt jemima original complete), water, brandy or orange juice, vegetable oil, creme fraiche,* whisked to loosen

green beans, corn, peas, carrot, cooked potatoes, cream of chicken soup, diced onion, garlic, crushed, cooked shredded chicken (i use leftovers ), basil (more or less to taste), salt and pepper (to taste), bisquick , complete mix made following directions (i used buttermilk, but think that the cheddar/garlic would be great too!!!)

frozen bread dough , loaf completely thawed (such as rhodes bread dough, or can use 1 13 7/8 oz package refrigerated prepared pizza crust, s), olive oil (or as needed), fresh ground black pepper, dried italian seasoning (rubbed between fingers to release the flavor), pizza pepperoni, finely chopped, shredded mozzarella cheese, freshly grated parmesan cheese, kosher salt