58 utter insanity Recipes

butter, brown sugar, honey, vanilla, unsweetened cocoa powder, insanity sauce, rice krispies

sugar, corn syrup (i use 1/2 dark and 1/2 light ), eggs, butter, vanilla, pecans, coarsely broken, unbaked deep dish pie shell

diced jalapeno peppers, shredded parmesan cheese, shredded cheddar cheese, mayonnaise, chopped green chilies, sourdough bread

beef short ribs, soy sauce, red wine, olive oil, all-purpose flour, brown sugar, garlic, minced, curry powder

tomatoes, cubed, garlic clove, crushed, chopped fresh basil (or to taste), red onion, sliced thin, italian dressing

vegetable oil, onion, chopped, carrot, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, green bell pepper, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, celery, chopped, chili powder, fresh mushrooms, chopped, whole canned tomatoes, with liquid, chopped, kidney beans, with liquid, whole kernel corn, undrained, ground cumin, dried oregano, dried basil

chickpeas, rinsed and drained (or about 2 cups cooked ), vegan mayonnaise (such as vegenaise), stalks celery, diced (optional), onion powder or 1/4 cup onion, minced, garlic powder (to taste), salt (to taste), pepper (to taste)

maple syrup, apple juice , depending on taste, minced garlic, dijon mustard, pork roast or 1 (3 -4 lb) pork chops

quaker instant oatmeal , regular, fiber 1 all-bran cereal (original), light vanilla soymilk, canned pumpkin puree, fat, free reddi-wip, sugar-free maple syrup, pumpkin pie spice (or cinnamon), sprays i can tsp believe it s not butter spread

instant plain oatmeal, all-bran cereal (original), light vanilla soymilk, pumpkin puree, canned, fat free reddi-wip topping, sugar-free maple syrup, pumpkin pie spice or 1/4 tsp cinnamon, i can tsp believe it s not butter spread, splenda sugar substitute, salt

fresh orange juice, dry sherry, garlic, minced, salt, dave gourmet insanity hot sauce (no substitutions unless it s beyond insanity ), boneless pork loin

blue cheese, mayonnaise, salad oil, sour cream, buttermilk, white vinegar, salt, garlic powder

white wine, white sugar, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, fresh cranberries, fresh cherries, pitted and halved

almond flour, homemade or store-bought, brown rice flour, natural unsweetened cocoa powder, ground cinnamon, baking soda, sea salt, dark chocolate (68 to 72% cacao content), chopped, extra-virgin olive oil, organic eggs, grade b maple syrup, maple sugar, vanilla extract, coarsely chopped walnuts (optional), toasted

gluten free pantry buttermilk brown rice pancake mix (#100), softened butter or 1/4 cup margarine, sugar, milk, raspberry jam, powdered sugar, water, vanilla extract

olive oil, sesame oil, fresh parsley, chopped, sriracha sauce (hot chili sauce), minced garlic cloves, ketchup, salt, black pepper, lemon juice, shrimp, peeled and deveined, wooden skewers , soaked in water (i use metal ones which don tsp require soaking)