129233 christmas white russian Recipes

silkroad chai tea teabags, white rum, simple syrup, light cream

butter, softened, white sugar, egg, all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking powder, salt, coffee flavored liqueur, cream cheese, softened, egg, white sugar, all-purpose flour, butter, softened, vodka

egg white, sugar, grated walnut, salt, packs of vanilla sugar, egg yolk, powder sugar, packs of vanilla sugar, cocoa powder, dark chocolate, butter

butter, white sugar, eggs, white raisins (seedless ), blanched almond, candied red cherries, candied green cherries, candied pineapple, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

russian salad dressing, whole berry cranberry sauce (canned ), dry onion soup mix (like liptons ), skinless chicken quarters (can use chicken breasts), water

russian cream, heavy cream, sugar, plain gelatin, sour cream, vanilla, strawberries romanoff, fresh strawberries, sugar, vodka, triple sec, rum

white chocolate or white confectioner s coating (or combination of half each), hard peppermint candies or candy cane

white sugar, divided, water, divided, egg whites, corn syrup, vanilla extract, pecans

fat-free sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix (or substitute a 1.0 oz box fat-free sugar-free instant vanilla pudding mix to make white russians), milk, vodka, kahlua

butter, white sugar, eggs, all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking powder, salt, kahlua or 3/4 cup tia maria, cream cheese, softened, egg, white sugar, all-purpose flour, butter, softened, vodka

potatoes, onions, sliced, cabbage, chopped, cauliflower, chopped, white kidney beans, garlic, crushed, dill, chopped, light cream cheese, plain yogurt, plain soymilk (or just use more yogurt), bakin (a soy-based bacon substitute), sesame seeds, canola oil, paprika , salt & pepper

kahlua, vodka, white baking chocolate, cake flour or 1 3/4 cups sifted all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, butter, crisco shortening, granulated sugar, eggs, fresh dairy buttermilk, apricot jam, warmed, fresh dairy whipping cream, powdered sugar or 1/2 cup icing sugar or 1/2 cup confectioners sugar, kahlua, vodka

white cake mix (duncan hines), cream of coconut, unsalted butter, melted, eggs, lemon curd (dickinson s), white chocolate, chopped, sour cream, whipping cream, powdered sugar, frozen grated coconut, thawed, maraschino cherry, with stems, lemon zest