19371 christmas strawberry trifle Recipes

strawberry jell-o gelatin dessert, boiling water, cold water, frozen orange juice, frozen lemonade, pineapple juice, sugar, ginger ale, fresh strawberries, sliced

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

strawberry gelatin, boiling water, divided, lime gelatin, cold milk, instant vanilla pudding mix

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

strawberry cake, white cake mix, strawberry flavored jell-o mix, mashed fresh strawberries, vegetable oil, milk, eggs, flaked coconut, chopped pecans, strawberry cream cheese frosting, cream cheese, room temperature, butter, room temperature, sugar, fresh strawberries, flaked coconut, chopped pecans

strawberry cake mix (duncan hines is best!), eggs, cooking oil (not olive oil), water, carbonated lemon-lime beverage , drink (7-up is best), strawberry jell-o gelatin dessert, boiling water, sugar (or to taste), cold water, fresh sliced strawberries (or 1 1-lb package frozen strawberries, drained very well), cool whip topping, thawed

strawberry cake mix (duncan hines moist deluxe), vegetable oil, water, eggs, sour cream (heaping tablespoons), strawberry (either fresh strawberries pulsed a few times with food processor or pie filling drained), cooking spray (bakers joy works best ), powdered confectioners sugar (or 2 cups if thicker texture desired), fresh lemon juice

strawberry sauce for cupcakes, fresh strawberries, cut in half and stem removed, sugar to taste, cupcakes, unsalted butter, room temperature, sugar, eggs, room temperature, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, strawberry sauce, milk, unflavored gelatin , sprinkled into 4 tsp cold water left to sit for a few minutes, then heated until dissolved., lowfat strawberry yogurt, same amount of heavy whipping cream, a tablespoonful or so of sugar

strawberries (black berries, blue berries, raspberries and ) or 16 oz berries, a mixture of wild (black berries, blue berries, raspberries and ), brown sugar , packed, whipping cream or 2 cups cool whip, flour , used unbleached, eggs, oil , not olive, vanilla extract, baking powder, cinnamon, milk, cooking spray (pam ), chocolate syrup (optional) or chocolate shavings (optional), almonds, sliced toasted (optional)

strawberry cake mix with pudding (i like duncan hines moist deluxe strawberry supreme), chopped pecans, toasted (i toast for about 7 minutes at 325), butter, melted, cream cheese, softened, sugar, vanilla extract, strawberry jam (i like the seedless )

strawberry syrup (recipe makes 2 cups), strawberry, sliced and hulled, water, sugar, corn syrup, salt, lemon juice, milk, strawberry ice cream, softened, strawberries, optional garnish

classic genoise, sugar, cornstarch, salt, egg yolks, egg, reduced-fat milk, grated lemon rind, vanilla extract, remaining ingredients, seedless strawberry jam, lemon juice, dry sherry, sliced bananas (about 2 large), sliced almonds, toasted

strawberries, hulled, granulated sugar, grand marnier, raspberries, blueberries, blackberry, white chocolate, chopped, mascarpone cheese, heavy cream, sugar, packaged shortcakes , cut into cubes

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

strawberry cake with strawberry cream cheese frosting, cake, plain white cake mix, strawberry gelatin, mashed fresh strawberries with juice (1 and 1/2 cups whole berries), vegetable oil , such as canola, corn, safflower, soybean, or sunflower., whole milk, eggs, frozen unsweetened grated coconut, thawed, chopped pecans, strawberry cream cheese frosting, cream cheese, at room temperature, butter, at room temperature ., sugar, fresh strawberries, rinsed , capped, and mashed tomake 1/2 cup, then drained well., frozen unsweetened grated coconut, thawed, chopped pecans

strawberry cake mix, strawberry nectar, eggs, vegetable oil, fresh strawberries, cleaned, strawberry jam, divided, strawberry frosting

strawberry cake mix, eggs (or as called for by your cake mix), oil (or as called for by your cake mix), water (or as called for by your cake mix), fresh strawberries, sliced, cognac, sugar, heavy cream, sugar, vanilla extract, strawberry gelatin, fresh strawberries, for garnish