84161 christmas slow vegetable Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Slow Cooker Vegetable Soup
    vegetable broth, frozen mixed vegetables and
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    vegetable broth, frozen mixed vegetables, diced tomatoes, undrained, potatoes, peeled and cubed, onion, diced, barley, garlic, minced, dried parsley, dried oregano, dried basil, salt, ground black pepper, bay leaf, all-purpose flour, vegetable shortening (such as crisco ), vegetable broth , or more if needed
    6 hour 30 min, 16 ingredients
  • Slow-Cooked Harvest Vegetable and Rice Soup
    vegetable broth, crushed tomatoes, undrained and
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    vegetable broth, crushed tomatoes, undrained, bouillon cubes (vegetable, chicken, beef), chopped carrots, zucchini , cut into 1/2 inch slices, yellow bell pepper , cut into 1/2 inch pieces, sliced green onion, garlic cloves, minced, shredded cabbage, dried marjoram, uncooked instant rice, chopped fresh basil
    8 hour 20 min, 12 ingredients
  • Slow Cooker Gingerbread with Dried Cherries
    vegetable cooking spray, all-purpose flour, baking powder and
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    vegetable cooking spray, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, salt, ground allspice, butter, softened, brown sugar, eggs, molasses, vegetable juice, dried cherries, cream (optional)
    2 hour 15 min, 15 ingredients
  • Vegetable Minestrone - Slow Cooker
    vegetable broth, tomato juice, basil leaves, dried, salt and
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    vegetable broth, tomato juice, basil leaves, dried, salt, oregano, dried, pepper, carrot, chopped, celery, chopped, onion, chopped, mushroom, sliced (optional), garlic cloves, finely chopped, tomatoes, diced (undrained ), rotini pasta, uncooked, shredded parmesan cheese , if desired
    8 hour , 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Christmas Tortellini & Spinach Soup
    vegetable broth and
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    vegetable broth, refrigerated cheese tortellini or tortellini of your choice, white kidney or cannellini beans, rinsed and drained, italian diced tomatoes, undrained, salt, pepper, fresh baby spinach, minced fresh basil, shredded asiago cheese
    25 min, 9 ingredients
  • Slow Cooker Texas Pulled Pork
    vegetable oil, pork shoulder roast, barbeque sauce and
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    vegetable oil, pork shoulder roast, barbeque sauce, apple cider vinegar, chicken broth, light brown sugar, prepared yellow mustard, worcestershire sauce, chili powder, extra large onion, chopped, garlic, crushed, dried thyme, hamburger buns, split, butter , or as needed
    5 hour 15 min, 14 ingredients
  • Slow Cooker Honey Garlic Chicken
    vegetable oil, boneless, skinless chicken thighs, honey and
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    vegetable oil, boneless, skinless chicken thighs, honey, lite soy sauce, ketchup, garlic, crushed, minced fresh ginger root, pineapple tidbits, drained with juice reserved, cornstarch, water
    4 hour 20 min, 10 ingredients
  • Slow Cooker Beef Stroganoff II
    vegetable oil, steak, cubed, all-purpose flour for coating and
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    vegetable oil, steak, cubed, all-purpose flour for coating, condensed golden mushroom soup, water, cubes beef bouillon, sour cream, egg noodles
    8 hour 50 min, 8 ingredients
  • Slow-Cooked Parmesan Chicken
    vegetable cooking spray and
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    vegetable cooking spray, skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, butter or margarine, dry onion soup and recipe mix, condensed cream of mushroom soup, milk, converted long-grain white rice, grated parmesan cheese
    8 hour 5 min, 8 ingredients
  • Slow Cooker Christmas Stuffing Slow Cooker Christmas Stuffing
    chopped onions, stalks thinly sliced celery and
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    chopped onions, stalks thinly sliced celery, diced tart apple, peeled and cored, butter, chopped fresh sage, mixed herbs , marjoram, thyme parsley, salt, pepper, breadcrumbs, fresh parsley, chopped, chicken stock or 1 1/2 cups vegetable stock, sausage meat, dried cranberries
    5 hour 20 min, 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Limas With Pesto Bulger Christmas Limas With Pesto Bulger
    vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper and
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    vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices
    20 min, 8 ingredients
  • Slow Roasted Root Vegetables With Lemon Mustard Glaze Slow Roasted Root Vegetables With Lemon Mustard Glaze
    vegetables, see note, olive oil, see note, salt and
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    vegetables, see note, olive oil, see note, salt, rosemary, crushed, cracked black pepper, balsamic vinegar, dry mustard, white wine vinegar, cider vinegar, honey or 1/3 cup agave syrup, sea salt, egg yolks, grated lemon zest, lemon juice
    1 hour , 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Cinnamon Buns Christmas Morning Cinnamon Buns
    vegetable shortening, milk, scalded, eggs, beaten, sugar and
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    vegetable shortening, milk, scalded, eggs, beaten, sugar, mashed potatoes, unsalted, salt, active dry yeast, lukewarm water, unbleached all-purpose flour, raisins, chopped walnuts, butter, softened, ground cinnamon
    50 min, 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Quesadillas Christmas Quesadillas
    vegetable oil, onion, diced, green pepper, diced and
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    vegetable oil, onion, diced, green pepper, diced, red pepper, diced, garlic clove, minced, ground cumin, salt, chopped fresh cilantro leaves, diameter ) flour tortillas, monterey jack cheese with jalapeno chiles, shredded (1 1/2 cups), cilantro leaves and litre hot red pepper for garnish
    30 min, 11 ingredients




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