188348 christmas pud sweet sauce Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

self-rising flour, white sugar, ground cinnamon, eggs, beaten, melted butter, prepared mincemeat pie filling, whole cranberry sauce, pumpkin puree, sour cream, cream cheese, sugar

sweet chocolate, boiling water, flour, baking soda, salt, butter, sugar, eggs, separated, vanilla, buttermilk, coconut pecan frosting

boneless, skinless chicken breast halves, chicken broth, regular or low sodium, soy sauce - again, regular or low sodium, quarter-size or more piece of fresh ginger, peeled and either slivered or chopped, garlic cloves, minced, baby spinach, boiling water, store bought hoisin sauce , honey garlic sauce, sweet and sour sauce, dumpling dipping sauce, or homemade sesame soy sauce or peanut sauce., here is the recipe for sesame-soy dipping sauce., soy sauce, toasted sesame oil, rice vinegar, peeled and grated fresh ginger, garlic, minced, scallions (white and tender green parts), thinly sliced on the diagonal, sesame seeds (optional), in a small bowl, combine the soy sauce, oil, vinegar, ginger, garlic, and scallions, stirring to blend., at this point, you can cover and refrigerate for up to 1 week., stir in the sesame seeds just before serving.

sweet potatoes, unsalted butter, melted, eggs, white sugar, evaporated milk, whole milk, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, ground nutmeg, vanilla extract, marshmallows

sweet potatoes, grated, sized onions, grated or minced, green pepper, chopped fine, melted bacon fat, black pepper, thyme, marjoram, sage

sweet bread (1 lb), raisins, butter, milk, sugar, eggs, beaten, apple pie filling, cinnamon, vanilla (optional)

sweet potatoes, raw, peeled, grated, milk, sugar, eggs, beaten, ground allspice, ground cinnamon

sweet potatoes, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, allspice, ginger, water, cinnamon stick, butter or 1/4-1/2 cup cup margarine, karo syrup, brown sugar, salt

sweet potatoes, light cream, sugar, coconut, shredded, light butter, melted

sweet potatoes, cut in chunks and peeled, fresh ginger, grated, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, salt, orange zest, orange juice, molasses, yogurt cheese (preferably made from nonfat milk), pecan halves

sweet potatoes, peeled and quartered, orange juice, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, melted, malt-o-meal maple and brown sugar flavored hot wheat cereal mix, uncooked, dark brown sugar, white sugar, vanilla extract

sweet potatoes, evaporated skim milk, sugar, eggs, coconut, shredded, brown sugar, pecans, chopped, light butter, melted

sweet potatoes, coconut milk, water, raisins, brown sugar, cornmeal, all-purpose flour, mixed spice or 2 tsp nutmeg, vanilla, salt, soft margarine, rum, lime juice

sweet potatoes , roasted, eggs, heavy cream, nutmeg, ground cinnamon, pecan pieces, light brown sugar (packed), syrup, salt, vanilla extract, bourbon, flour, coconut, butter, softened (1/4 cup)

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

sweet potatoes, washed, eggs , plus, egg yolks, granulated sugar, brown sugar, salt, milk, whipping cream, ground cinnamon, ginger, raisins, pecan pieces, melted butter, crusty french bread (cut into 2 inch cubes ) or 8 cups european bread (cut into 2 inch cubes), whipping cream, good-quality maple syrup

sweet potatoes, washed, egg yolks, egg yolks, granulated sugar, brown sugar, salt, milk, whipping cream, cinnamon, ginger, raisins, pecan pieces, butter, melted, crusty french bread, cut into 2-inch cubes, well-chilled whipping cream, good-quality maple syrup