13188 christmas morning waffles cornmeal Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Cornmeal Waffles
    cornmeal, flour, sugar, corn oil, beaten eggs and
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    cornmeal, flour, sugar, corn oil, beaten eggs, baking powder, salt, milk
    8 min, 8 ingredients
  • Morning Smiley Pudding
    cornmeal, sugar, water/milk or mixture of both, salt and
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    cornmeal, sugar, water/milk or mixture of both, salt, vanilla sugar, philly type of cream cheese, nuts , chopped dried fruits, mashed banana, apple sauce, etc.
    15 min, 7 ingredients
  • Morning Glory Muffins
    morning glory muffins, prep time, mincook time, minready and
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    morning glory muffins, prep time, mincook time, minready, muffins, all-purpose flour 1/2 cup whole wheat flour 1 1/4 cups white sugar 1 tbsp ground cinnamon 2 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp baking soda 1/2 tsp salt 2 cups grated carrots 1 apple - peeled, cored , and chopped 1 cup raisins 1 egg 2 egg whites 1/2 cup apple butter 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1 tbsp vanilla extract 2 tbsp chopped walnuts 2 tbsp toasted wheat germ
    15 min, 6 ingredients
  • Waffle Sundae
    waffle, scoop vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup and
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    waffle, scoop vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, dessert topping , such as cool whip,if desired
    3 min, 4 ingredients
  • Waffle Breakfast Sandwich
    waffles, egg, scrambled, cheese and
    2 More
    waffles, egg, scrambled, cheese, ham (any lunch meat will do), butter syrup (optional)
    12 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Cornmeal Mush
    cornmeal, water, salt
    12 min, 3 ingredients
  • Cornmeal Strawberry Cake
    cornmeal, unbleached all-purpose flour, salt and
    7 More
    cornmeal, unbleached all-purpose flour, salt, baking powder, unsalted butter, white sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, plain low-fat yogurt, sliced fresh strawberries
    10 ingredients
  • Cornmeal pancakes
    cornmeal, flour, salt, baking soda and
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    cornmeal, flour, salt, baking soda, buttermilk (or 2 cups of milk with 2 tbsp. vinegar in it), eggs, butter or 4 tbsp margarine
    45 min, 7 ingredients
  • Cornmeal-Fried Oysters With Chipotle Mayonnaise
    cornmeal, all-purpose flour, paprika, dried thyme and
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    cornmeal, all-purpose flour, paprika, dried thyme, salt & freshly ground black pepper, shucked oysters, vegetable oil (for frying ), mayonnaise, chopped chipotle chile, adobo sauce, salt, chopped coriander
    8 min, 12 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning  Waffles (made w/ cornmeal) Christmas Morning Waffles (made w/ cornmeal)
    buttermilk (see note ), eggs and
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    buttermilk (see note ), eggs, unsalted butter (see note) melted and cooled, all purpose flour, yellow cornmeal, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, buttermilk, baking powder, baking soda, all-purpose flour, cornmeal, eggs, milk, lemons, salt, white vinegar, granulated sugar
    22 ingredients
  • Morning Steak Subs Morning Steak Subs
    morning steaks, onion, button mushrooms, tomatoes and
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    morning steaks, onion, button mushrooms, tomatoes, green pepper, head garlic (need to roast until soft), submarine sandwich bread (of any kind), swiss cheese (or your fav.), cooking oil
    55 min, 10 ingredients
  • Waffles With White Sauce Waffles With White Sauce
    waffle batter, eggs, slightly beaten, milk, flour and
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    waffle batter, eggs, slightly beaten, milk, flour, baking powder (i only use 1 tsp. because we are at high altitude), salt, butter, white sauce, sugar, waffle batter, milk, vanilla
    10 min, 12 ingredients
  • Waffles With Topping Waffles With Topping
    waffles, butter,softened, sugar, half and half, eggs and
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    waffles, butter,softened, sugar, half and half, eggs, vanilla, cake flour, baking powder, salt, semisweet good baking chocolate,melted, marshmallow creme, corn syrup, vanilla, ground cinnamon
    7 min, 15 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Cornmeal-Crusted Fish Fillets Cornmeal-Crusted Fish Fillets
    cornmeal, all-purpose flour, paprika, hot-pepper flakes and
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    cornmeal, all-purpose flour, paprika, hot-pepper flakes, egg whites, lightly beaten, fish fillets (such as sole or flounder, about 5 oz each), corn oil, lemon wedges
    20 min, 8 ingredients




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