11039 christmas morning crock pot Recipes

pot roast, cheddar cheese soup, condensed golden mushroom soup, french onion soup

pot roast, kraft original barbecue sauce, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, hamburger bun

pot roast, onion soup mix, beer, potatoes, chunks (optional), carrots, chunks (optional), celery, chunks (optional), onion, chunks (optional), whole mushrooms (optional)

pot roast, boneless, flour, canola oil, onions, chopped, light soy sauce, water, ground ginger

beef pot roast (2-3lbs), pk carrots (i use baby carrots), onions, sliced in quarters, potatoes, halved if large, use a waxy variety like red, yellow, or white potatoes, not russet, garlic, whole or crushed, cream of mushroom soup , or 1 large can (or equal volume stock or wine)

potatoes , pared & thinly sliced, green beans, drained, onion, peeled and sliced, salt, pepper, beef brisket or 3 -4 lbs rump roast or 3 -4 lbs pot roast, beef broth or 1/2 cup water

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

pot roast (or similar stewing beef), mushroom, halved, onion, coarsely chopped, beef stock, balsamic vinegar, apple juice, worcestershire sauce, sugar, black pepper (optional)

pot roast, oil, salt, pepper, onion, chopped, tomato paste, prepared horseradish

pot roast (i use eye of round), chili powder, dried onion flakes, ground cumin, paprika, cayenne pepper, salt, pepper, garlic cloves, minced, uncooked pinto beans, chopped green chilies, undrained, ro-tel tomatoes, undrained, poblano soup, water

pot roast, condensed cream of mushroom soup, dry onion soup mix (lipton ), water

beef brisket , cross rib or 2 lbs short rib pot roast, cut in 1 inch cubes or 2 lbs beef stew meat, onion soup mix, paprika, caraway seed, quick-cooking tapioca, whole mushrooms (do not drain), vegetables, cut in small chunks (carrots, potatoes, rutabaga or turnip, parsnip and or green pepper)

pot roast, oil, tomatoes, coca-cola, onion, chopped, spaghetti sauce mix, salt, garlic salt

pot roast (use the cheapest cut of beef you can find), onion soup mix, prepared yellow mustard (more or less to taste), cornstarch, water

pot roast, red potatoes (white can also be used), chopped red onion, baby carrots, chopped celery, water, herb ox sodium-free beef bouillon granules, horseradish sauce (more if desired), garlic powder, pepper, cornstarch

dried white beans (i use mayocaba or peruvian white beans), onion, large, chopped, anaheim chili, roughly chopped (canned or fresh roasted, peeled and seeded), chicken breast halves (frozen is fine , just throw them in the pot) or 4 chicken thighs (frozen is fine, just throw them in the pot), chicken stock (low sodium ), vegetable stock (low sodium ), bell peppers, chopped (frozen, mixed red, yellow and green peppers), dried oregano, garlic powder, dried red pepper flakes, ground cumin, chopped tomato, salt

chuck , arm or 3 -5 lbs pot roast, garlic powder, seasoning salt (lawrys), beef bouillon cube, kitchen bouquet, rosemary, oregano, beef consomme, water