59574 christmas loaf bread Recipes

light brown sugar , packed, butter, melted, ground cinnamon, frozen white bread dough, thawed, sugar, milk

frozen bread dough, thawed, black icing or frosting, egg, lightly beaten, ranch dip or spinach dip, assorted fresh vegetable, cracker

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

tepid water, salt, olive oil, whole wheat bread flour, white bread flour, dried yeast, mixed seeds (linseed, pumpkin, sesame, poppy, sunflower is a good mixture)

water, oil , 56g (half vegetable and half butter), bread flour, 360g (up to half can be wholewheat flour), japanese green tea powder (matcha), salt, sugar, yeast, dried cranberries, chopped, tomatoes, halved

bread or 1 loaf brioche, butter, melted, vanilla, whole eggs, sugar, salt, milk, heavy cream, sultanas (your choice ) or raisins (soaked in alcohol, your choice)

bread cubes 1/2 loaf cubed, ham 3 cups cubed, cheddar cheese grated, eggs, milk, flour, dry mustard, green onions /w greens sliced, butter melted

bread dough (thawed ), sugar, grated orange peel, melted butter

eggplant, sliced (300g), olive oil , plus, olive oil, red onion, chopped, sliced mushrooms, garlic cloves, crushed, ground lamb, tomatoes, cayenne pepper, sugar, cottage loaf bread (25cm round), grated mozzarella cheese (100g), black olives, halved, chopped sun-dried tomatoes, shredded fresh basil , firmly packed, freshly grated parmesan cheese, ricotta cheese

eggs, milk, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, cut up, water (70o to 80of), salt, bread flour, sugar, freshly grated lemon , rind of, bread machine yeast, almond paste, bread flour, egg, divided use, almonds

freshly brewed coffee (room temperature ), salt, brown sugar, vegetable oil, bread flour, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, bread machine yeast or 1 1/2 tsp instant yeast, raisins

unsweetened apple juice, grated apple, salt, sugar, whole wheat flour, bread flour, shredded aged cheddar cheese (the more aged the cheese, the stronger the flavor), bread machine yeast or 1 3/4 tsp instant yeast

water, salt, pure maple syrup, brown sugar, vegetable oil, all-purpose flour or 2 2/3 cups bread flour, quick-cooking oats, dry buttermilk, oat bran, ground ginger, bread machine yeast or 1 3/4 tsp instant yeast

milk (room temperature ), dark rum, egg, salt, brown sugar, butter (room temperature ), bread flour, ground allspice, bread machine yeast or 1 3/4 tsp instant yeast, raisins

italian bread (sliced ), genoa salami, pepperoni, prosciutto di parma or 1/3 lb pancetta (combined) or 1/3 lb cubed ham (combined), parmesan cheese, romano cheese, asiago cheese (combined), butter (softened ), eggs, milk, dry mustard, salt (adjust by half if prosciutto or pancetta are used)

water, plain yogurt, nonfat dry milk powder, salt, liquid honey, light molasses, vegetable oil, whole wheat flour, bread flour, rye flour, ground cinnamon, bread machine yeast or 1 3/4 tsp instant yeast, raisins, chopped walnuts

milk (room temperature ), egg yolks, egg, brandy, salt, liquid honey, butter (room temperature ), bread flour, ground nutmeg, bread machine yeast or 1 tsp instant yeast, dried cranberries

water, nonfat dry milk powder, salt, honey, bread flour, bacon , cooked crisp and crumbled, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, bread machine yeast or 1 1/4 tsp fast rising yeast