17860 christmas holiday cranberry Recipes

fresh or frozen cranberries, halved, brown sugar, molasses, warm water (110o to 115o), divided, active dry yeast, honey, butter, melted, salt, ground allspice, king arthur premium 100% whole wheat flour, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour

dried cranberries, port wine, red onion, finely chopped, balsamic vinegar, sugar, salt, pepper, olive oil, fresh baby spinach, bacon strips, cooked and crumbled, walnut halves, toasted, cubed gouda cheese

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cranberry vodka or 1 oz plain vodka, amaretto or 1 oz hazelnut-flavored liqueur, cranberry juice, orange juice (without pulp)

water, sugar, cinnamon sticks, cranberry juice cocktail, orange juice

cranberry juice or 2 quarts apple juice, carbonated lemon-lime beverage, water , to fill the rest of the bowl, oranges, wash and slice (float on top of punch), frozen cranberries

cranberries, chopped, marshmallows, sugar, apples, chopped and unpeeled, seedless grapes, walnuts, chopped (i used pecans), salt, whipping cream , whipped

granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs, baking soda, vanilla extract, baking powder, salt, ground cinnamon, quick oats, flour, shortening, dried cranberries

flour, granulated sugar, salt, baking powder, baking soda, chopped nuts, diced dates (optional), fresh cranberries, grated rind of 2 oranges, eggs, beaten with whisk, buttermilk, vegetable oil, glaze, orange juice, granulated sugar

red jell-o (strawberry, raspberry, cranberry), orange , un peeled (preferably organic), apples, approx. 2 medium (diced ), walnuts, chopped (pecans also ok), boiling water, crushed pineapple in juice (refrigerated ), water, cold, raw cranberries (about 1 bag if you find a fresh 1), sugar (i only add 1/3 a cup)

holiday dry rub, salt, chili powder, sugar, ground cinnamon

pork sausage (or use italian sausages, casings removed), butter (can use a bit more), onion (very finely chopped ), celery, finely chopped, fresh minced garlic (optional or to taste), low sodium chicken broth (or use 1/2 cup regular chicken broth and 1/4 cup water), turkey stuffing mix, cranberries (fresh or frozen, finely chopped ), grated parmesan cheese, eggs, slightly beaten, ground black pepper (or to taste), seasoning salt (optional and to taste) or white salt (optional and to taste), melted butter

fresh cranberries, chopped apples, unpeeled oranges, peeled oranges, chopped nuts, crushed pineapple, sugar, cranberry jello gelatin, boiling water

raspberry jell-o gelatin, ginger ale, crushed pineapple , un-drained, jellied cranberry sauce, water, walnuts, chopped

indian trail cranberry orange frozen relish (sometimes hard to find. look for it with the frozen fruit around thanksgiving and keep it in the fre), whole berry cranberry sauce, cranberry jello gelatin or 2 (3 oz) boxes cherry jell-o, marshmallows

cranberry juice cocktail, cranberry liqueur, grand marnier or cointreau, fresh lime juice, garnish: twist of lime

cranberry juice cocktail, chilled, freshly squeezed tangerine juice or purchased tangerine juice, fresh lime juice, tangerines, unpeeled