3542 christmas holiday anytime wassail Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Holiday Classic Wassail
    cinnamon sticks, allspice, frozen apple juice concentrate and
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    cinnamon sticks, allspice, frozen apple juice concentrate, cranberry juice, sugar, bitters, rum
    15 min, 8 ingredients
  • Holiday Apricot Wassail
    apricot halves, undrained, unsweetened pineapple juice and
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    apricot halves, undrained, unsweetened pineapple juice, apple cider, orange juice, cinnamon sticks, broken
    4 hour , 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Cheesecake with English Toffee Filling
    graham cracker crumbs (from about 5 oz graham crackers) and
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    graham cracker crumbs (from about 5 oz graham crackers), toasted almonds, finely chopped, english toffee bits (such as skor), dark brown sugar, salt, unsalted butter, melted, cream cheese, room temperature, dark brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, almond extract, chocolate-covered english toffee (such as skor or heath bars), cut into 1/2-inch pieces, sour cream, sugar, vanilla extract, assorted candies (such as gumdrops and holiday m&m s)
    16 ingredients
  • Holiday  Pretzels
    pretzels (i prefer the square shape ), hugs chocolates and
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    pretzels (i prefer the square shape ), hugs chocolates, m & s plain chocolate candy (christ as colors)
    13 min, 3 ingredients
  • Holiday Breakfast Enchiladas
    green pepper, chopped finely, red pepper, chopped finely and
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    green pepper, chopped finely, red pepper, chopped finely, onion, chopped finely, butter or 2 tbsp oil, eggs, sour cream (optional), salsa (optional), chopped cooked ham , i use honey maple, flour tortillas, use red and green for a christmas brunch, grated cheddar cheese, divided
    40 min, 10 ingredients
  • Christmas Petits Fours
    eggs, egg yolks, sugar and
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    eggs, egg yolks, sugar, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder, milk, butter, melted, sugar, water, cream of tartar, sugar, tube each red and green decorating frosting, holiday sprinkles
    55 min, 14 ingredients
  • Holiday Sandwich Wreath
    butter, softened, snack rye bread and
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    butter, softened, snack rye bread, snack pumpernickel bread, deli ham salad, chopped celery, worcestershire sauce, deli chicken salad, diced peeled apple, sour cream, christmas bow , optional
    25 min, 12 ingredients
  • Holiday Sandwich Cookies
    white or milk chocolate candy coating, coarsely chopped and
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    white or milk chocolate candy coating, coarsely chopped, oreo cookies, christmas-shaped sprinkles , snowflake decors and red and green sprinkles
    20 min, 3 ingredients
  • Christmas, Holiday (Or Anytime) Wassail Christmas, Holiday (Or Anytime) Wassail
    port wine (3/4 to 1 full bottle of port) and
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    port wine (3/4 to 1 full bottle of port), red wine (about 1/4 to 1/2 bottle, i used merlot), cranberry juice cocktail, sugar (more or less to taste), water, cinnamon sticks
    15 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Cornish Game Hens (Patrick and Gina Neely) Christmas Cornish Game Hens (Patrick and Gina Neely)
    holiday dry rub, salt, chili powder, sugar and
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    holiday dry rub, salt, chili powder, sugar, ground cinnamon
    1 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas or Anytime Punch Christmas or Anytime Punch
    fresh strawberries, cleaned and hulled, seltzer water and
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    fresh strawberries, cleaned and hulled, seltzer water, frozen lemonade, frozen grapefruit juice, bitters, ice cube (or ice ring)
    10 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Or Anytime Meatballs Christmas Or Anytime Meatballs
    eggs, dry onion soup mix, dry seasoned breadcrumbs and
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    eggs, dry onion soup mix, dry seasoned breadcrumbs, dried cranberries, chopped, fresh parsley, minced, lean ground beef, whole berry cranberry sauce, ketchup, beef broth or stock, brown sugar, onion, minced, cider vinegar
    30 min, 12 ingredients
  • Christmas Holiday Rum Balls Christmas Holiday Rum Balls
    vanilla wafer crumbs, sugar (divided ), chopped pecans and
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    vanilla wafer crumbs, sugar (divided ), chopped pecans, unsweetened cocoa, fine chopped maraschino cherry, rum, corn syrup
    24 hour 10 min, 7 ingredients
  • Holiday Turkey Soup Holiday Turkey Soup
    turkey carcass (meat removed from thanksgiving or christm... and
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    turkey carcass (meat removed from thanksgiving or christmas dinner), bay leaf, turkey broth, cut up turkey meat, dry barley, dry rice (brown preferred ), chopped onion, chopped fresh parsley, water (filtered preferred), poultry seasoning, salt (sea preferred), pressed garlic cloves or 1 tsp garlic powder, chopped carrot, chopped celery ribs, pepper
    3 hour 30 min, 15 ingredients




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