23923 christmas fruitcake with fruit filling Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Magic Fruit Dessert
    butter, melted, fruit filling, any flavor, milk, sugar and
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    butter, melted, fruit filling, any flavor, milk, sugar, flour, baking powder
    1 hour 5 min, 6 ingredients
  • Chocolate Dipped Fruit Filled Cookies
    real milk dipping chocolate or other company of your choi... and
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    real milk dipping chocolate or other company of your choice, fig newtons or other fruit chewy cookie, option** you can use a darker chocolate or even white chocolate to make a design on the cookies in layers
    3 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Fruit Cocktail Coffee Cake
    fruit cocktail , reserve 1/2 cup juice (or 2 cups of cut ... and
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    fruit cocktail , reserve 1/2 cup juice (or 2 cups of cut up fruit), egg, sugar, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, brown sugar, chopped walnuts
    50 min, 9 ingredients
  • Fruit and Cheese Platter
    fruit spread, dried figs, chopped, hazelnuts, chopped and
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    fruit spread, dried figs, chopped, hazelnuts, chopped, apricot preserves, fruit, grapes, strawberries, pears, oranges, peaches, dried apricots, brie cheese, port wine , du salut, blue cheese, french baguette, whole wheat crackers
    15 min, 16 ingredients
  • Fruit Cocktail Squares
    fruit cocktail, butter, softened, white sugar, egg and
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    fruit cocktail, butter, softened, white sugar, egg, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, maraschino cherry juice, flaked coconut, maraschino cherries, chopped
    12 ingredients
  • Fruit Punch
    fruit punch, chilled, unsweetened pineapple juice, chilled and
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    fruit punch, chilled, unsweetened pineapple juice, chilled, ginger ale, chilled, orange sherbet
    5 min, 4 ingredients
  • Fruitcake Parfaits (Food Network Kitchens) Fruitcake Parfaits (Food Network Kitchens)
    fruitcake (about 1 1/4 lb), frozen blueberries, thawed and
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    fruitcake (about 1 1/4 lb), frozen blueberries, thawed, plain yogurt
    1 hour 20 min, 3 ingredients
  • Refrigerator Filled Ccookies Refrigerator Filled Ccookies
    cookie, butter, sugar, brown sugar, egg, flour, soda, salt and
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    cookie, butter, sugar, brown sugar, egg, flour, soda, salt, jams, store bought or homemade, any flavor, fruit filling, dried apricots; cut up , or raisins, sugar, water, chopped walnuts , i prefer pecans or hazelnuts as i really do not like walnuts
    20 min, 15 ingredients
  • Glazed Fruit-Filled Drop Biscuits Glazed Fruit-Filled Drop Biscuits
    original bisquick baking mix and
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    original bisquick baking mix, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, softened, granulated sugar, milk or 2/3 cup whipping cream, fruit preserves, any flavor, powdered sugar, warm water, vanilla
    30 min, 8 ingredients
  • Walnut Meringue Pie Crust With Fruit Filling Walnut Meringue Pie Crust With Fruit Filling
    egg whites, room temperature, salt, baking powder, sugar and
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    egg whites, room temperature, salt, baking powder, sugar, vanilla extract, chopped walnuts, ritz crackers , broken into fourths, fruit , of choice fresh or canned,drained well, heavy cream, whipped,unsweetened
    31 min, 9 ingredients
  • Scottish Fruit-Filled Scones Scottish Fruit-Filled Scones
    all-purpose flour, salt, baking powder, milk, cold butter and
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    all-purpose flour, salt, baking powder, milk, cold butter, granulated sugar, cinnamon, vanilla extract, raisins or 1 1/2 cups sultanas, fruit preserves
    55 min, 10 ingredients
  • Grilled Sabayon Fruit Crepes Grilled Sabayon Fruit Crepes
    ingredients crepes, milk, egg, all-purpose flour, salt and
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    ingredients crepes, milk, egg, all-purpose flour, salt, vegetable oil, fruit filling, orange juice, apples - peeled, cored, and cubed, oranges, peeled and chopped, zest of 1 lemon, cornstarch, fresh or frozen (thawed and drained) blueberries, raspberries for decoration, maple syrup sabayon, maple syrup, eggs, brandy, crepes : mix first 4 ingredients well, making sure no lumps remain. heat a small, preferably teflon-coated frying pan on the stove. put a little vegetable oil in the pan and 1-quarter of the batter. bake until golden brown. repeat with the rest of the batter. makes 4 .
    19 ingredients
  • Baked Fruit Turnovers Baked Fruit Turnovers
    refrigerated piecrusts and
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    refrigerated piecrusts, canned cherry , apple, or peach fruit filling, chopped pecans, toasted, sugar, ground cinnamon, vanilla ice cream (optional)
    6 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Fruit Cocktail Bread (ABM) Fruit Cocktail Bread (ABM)
    fruit cocktail (do not drain), vegetable oil and
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    fruit cocktail (do not drain), vegetable oil, fruit juice concentrate, salt, coconut flakes, whole wheat flour, bread flour, yeast
    3 hour 10 min, 8 ingredients
  • Fruit Cocktail Lunch Box Bars Fruit Cocktail Lunch Box Bars
    fruit cocktail, well drained (reserve 2 tbsp syrup for gl... and
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    fruit cocktail, well drained (reserve 2 tbsp syrup for glaze), butter (not spread or tub product) or 1/2 cup margarine, softened (not spread or tub product), sugar, vanilla extract, lemon extract (optional), eggs, flour, baking powder, salt, raisins or 1/2 cup dates, chopped, sugar, syrup from fruit, grated lemon rind, lemon juice (fresh is best )
    45 min, 15 ingredients




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