162880 christmas fruit pud chilli sauce Recipes

chili sauce, chicken broth, olives or 1/4 cup vegetable oil, garlic, minced (or 5 tsps minced garlic from the jar), dried basil, salt, pepper, chicken thigh

soy sauce, mirin (japanese sweet wine), orange, juiced, chopped fresh pineapple with skin, granny smith apple, cored and chopped, garlic, grated fresh ginger root, splenda no calorie sweetener, granulated

fruitcake, pre-made, copha, melted, brandy or 1 tbsp orange juice or 1 tbsp cranberry juice, copha, melted, white chocolate, melted, red glazed cherries , for decoration purpose so anyting that is edible which are christmas colors (red or green)

eggs, separated, caster sugar (fine sugar), left-over christmas plum pudding (more if you prefer ), rum (brandy or orange liquer), double cream

full-fat milk, short-grained white rice (65 g), vanilla pod (reserve the other half for the sauce), whipping cream, granulated sugar, almond paste (or use almond flakes or finely chopped almonds), whole almond (more if you have several children present), frozen pitted cherries (about 185 g), lemon juice, sugar, vanilla pod, water, cold water, potato starch (corn starch can be substituted), fresh mint leaves (optional for garnish )

leftover christmas fruit cake (for the base), yoghurt-cheese (or cream cheese), yoghurt (or sour cream), brandy, sugar, eggs, nutmeg, vanilla essence, cornflour

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

diced mixed fresh fruit, cubed enriched bread, sugar, melted butter, cinnamon

sliced fruit or berries, amaretto liqueur, sugar, sauce, pckage of cream cheese, ricotta cheese, granulated sugar, egg yolks from pastuerized eggs, whipping cream, amaretto, lemon juice

oil, onion, finely chopped, apple, finely chopped, anise seeds, crushed, celery seed, dry mustard, ketchup, bottled chili sauce, apple juice or 2 fl oz apple cider, cider vinegar, worcestershire sauce, honey

water, cornstarch, sugar, grated lime rind, fresh lime juice, pineapple , cut into 1 inch pieces, red seedless grapes, pink grapefruit, peeled and sectioned, kiwi fruits, peeled and sliced, oranges, peeled and sectioned

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

sweet chili sauce, passion fruit , pulp, lime , juice of, bananas, halved, mint, finely chopped, cream, to serve, ice cream, to serve, lime wedge, to serve

loaves raisin cinnamon bread, eggs plus 2 egg whites, milk, heavy cream, sugar or vanilla, madagascar vanilla, grand marnier, cinnamon, lemon juiced and zested, dried cherries and raisins, melted butter , for baking dish, bread crumbs from crusts, bourbon sauce , recipe follows, brown sugar, cold butter , cut into cubes, egg yolks, butter, dark brown sugar, vanilla, bourbon

potatoes, peeled and cut into large chunks, butter, double cream, curry powder, chopped fresh coriander, fresh green chilli, de-seeded and finely chopped, red onion, grated, salt and freshly ground black pepper, white crabmeat, flaked, vegetable oil, chilli sauce ingredients, caster sugar, red chillies, roughly chopped, tomatoes, roughly chopped, kaffir lime leaves, lemongrass stems, finely chopped, ginger, roughly chopped, garlic cloves, shallots, roughly chopped, fish sauce (nam pla), sesame oil, dark soy sauce, clear honey, limes , juice and zest only

tuna steaks , 25 mm thick, lime juice, macadamia nuts, onions, sliced, garlic, fresh red chilies, chopped, chopped fresh ginger, ground cardamom, ground turmeric, mustard oil, water, stalk lemongrass, star fruit , sliced width wise, fresh coriander

potato , floury type (peeled and cut into chunks), tuna , in brine, drained, sweet chilli sauce, lime zest (grated ), ginger, grated, coriander leaf (chopped ), coconut milk powder, breadcrumb, dried, celery (washed and finely chopped ), egg white, freshly ground black pepper, peanut oil, sweet chilli sauce to serve, lemon wedges and shredded spring onion, to serve.