26543 christmas cranberry vinaigrette romaine Recipes

olive oil, cranberry juice, orange peel, finely grated, sugar (or stevia ), salt, pepper (preferrably fresh grated )

whole berry cranberry sauce, orange juice, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, sugar, fresh ginger, minced, salt

jellied cranberry sauce, lemon juice, salt, pepper, sugar, dry mustard, vegetable oil

cider vinegar, cranberries, olive oil, white sugar, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, heads romaine lettuce - rinsed, dried , and torn into bite-size pieces, heads belgian endive - washed, dried and chopped, red anjou pears, toasted walnuts, chopped, crumbled gorgonzola cheese

romaine lettuce, dried cranberries, mandarin oranges, pecans, chicken breasts, balsamic vinaigrette (newman s own is great), crumbled blue cheese

whole-berry cranberry sauce, red wine vinegar, dijon mustard, black pepper, chopped fresh thyme, olive oil, coarsely chopped romaine lettuce, coarsely chopped iceberg lettuce, chopped smoked turkey breast, reduced-fat shredded white cheddar cheese, frozen whole-kernel corn, thawed, diced red bell pepper, chopped celery, diced red onion

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cubed french bread, olive oil, garlic clove, minced, marinated quartered artichoke hearts, drained, roasted sweet red peppers, thinly sliced, cucumber, peeled and thinly sliced, celery rib, sliced, sliced ripe olives, drained, sliced red onion, balsamic vinaigrette, romaine , torn, coarsely ground pepper, shaved parmesan cheese , optional

fresh lime juice, dijon mustard, olive oil, granny smith apples, coarsely chopped, walnuts, chopped, sliced green onions, sugar, dried cranberries, head romaine lettuce , torn

fresh or canned cranberry sauce, red wine vinegar, extra-virgin olive oil, salt , to taste, pepper , to taste

cranberry juice cocktail, extra-virgin olive oil, sugar, dijon mustard, red wine vinegar, salt, pepper, torn romaine lettuce, julienne-cut zucchini

whole-berry cranberry sauce, balsamic vinegar, grated orange rind, fresh orange juice, dijon mustard, honey, salt, olive oil

fresh cranberries, tangerine juice, tarragon vinegar, dijon mustard, shallots, minced, salt, pepper, walnut or light olive oil

head romaine lettuce , torn, coarsely chopped cooked turkey, cooked bacon, crumbled, granny smith apples or 1 medium braeburn apple, thinly sliced, butter, garlic cloves, pressed, ground red pepper, yeast dinner rolls, cubed (about 3 1/4 cups cubes ), whole berry cranberry sauce, balsamic vinegar, grated orange rind, fresh orange juice, dijon mustard, honey, salt, olive oil

whole berry cranberry sauce, fresh orange juice-about 1 orange, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, sugar (or more if needed), peeled fresh minced ginger, sea salt, romaine leaves (about 2), pears peeled and sliced, orange juice, sliced red onion, crumbled blue cheese, toasted walnuts coarsely chopped

romaine lettuce , torn into bite-sized pieces (6 cups), ripe pears, halved, cored and cut into bite-sized chunks, red onion, thinly sliced, coarsely chopped walnuts, toasted, feta cheese, crumbled (2 oz), olive oil, red wine vinegar, dijon mustard, salt, sugar, fresh ground pepper

romaine lettuce, washed, dried and chopped, crisp bacon, crumbled, fresh chives, minced or 1/4 cup green onion, sliced, red apple, unpeeled, stemmed, seeded and sliced thinly, parmesan cheese, extra virgin olive oil, vegetable oil, garlic clove, finely minced, red wine vinegar, fresh lemon juice, salt, dried oregano, dried parsley, fresh ground black pepper