26782 christmas cherry bars jar Recipes

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, almond extract, all-purpose flour, salt, cherry pie filling, sugar, vanilla extract, almond extract, milk

fudge cake mix, cherry pie filling, almond extract, eggs, beaten, sugar, butter, milk, semi-sweet chocolate chips

butter, softened, sugar, salt, eggs, vanilla extract, almond extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, cherry pie filling, sugar, vanilla extract, almond extract, milk

confectioners sugar, milk, butter or margarine, white chocolate, coarsely chopped, almond extract (optional), dried cherries , cranberries, or apricots, coarsely chopped, toasted almond slices

melted butter, graham cracker crumbs, white chocolate chips, shredded coconut, crushed walnuts (optional), sweetened condensed milk, chopped red maraschino cherries , in juice (pour the jar in, cherries and juice. )

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

all-purpose flour, white sugar, butter, softened, eggs, lightly beaten, brown sugar, vanilla extract, baking powder, maraschino cherries, drained and juice reserved, chopped walnuts, sugar, butter

flour, baking soda, salt, sugar, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, at room temperature, lemon juice, grated lemon rind, sour cream, pitted cherries (fresh or frozen, thawed and drained or 21-oz can pitted, drained ), sugar, for garnish

sugar, butter, vanilla, cherry pie filling, eggs, flour, baking powder, icing, powdered sugar, almond extract, milk

margarine, softened, granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking powder, vanilla milk chips, dried tart cherries, coarsely chopped pecans

butter softened, sugar, egg yolks, all-purpose flour, vanilla extract, cherry filling, sugar , for dusting, chocolate-almond bark

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

sugar, divided, butter, room temperature, white whole wheat flour, divided, baking powder, salt, milk (any kind ), egg, vanilla extract, cherries (fresh, jarred or frozen ), ground cinnamon

red pepper-mango vinaigrette, ripe mango, peeled, pitted and coarsely chopped, roasted red pepper, peeled, seeded and chopped, juice of 2 fresh limes, coarsely chopped red onion, garlic, coarsely chopped, chipotle pepper puree (depending on how spicy you like), canola oil, chopped fresh mint leaves, chopped fresh cilantro leaves, honey , to taste, salt and freshly ground pepper, peanut oil, rice flour, cold water, salt and freshly ground black pepper, baby squid, cut into rings, stone crab claws , meat removed and chopped, micro greens, watercress, head frisee, whole cherry peppers , jarred in vinegar, drained and thinly sliced, cilantro leaves, for garnish, chopped fresh mint, for garnish

maraschino cherry bars, flour, sugar, butter (or marg.), softened, eggs, slightly beaten, brown sugar, flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla, maraschino cherries, drained/chopped (reserve juice), chopped walnuts, butter (or marg.), softened, powdered sugar, reserved cherry juice, flaked coconut

cherry chip cake mix, margarine or 1/2 cup butter, cream cheese, softened, ready to spread cherry frosting, eggs

dark fudge cake mix, ox can of cherry pie filling, almond extract, well-beaten eggs, cherry icing (store bought is fine )

king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, cold butter, brown sugar, eggs, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, chopped almonds, chopped maraschino cherries, drained, sugar, cherry juice blend, butter, softened, almond extract