35148 christmas bar cookies Recipes

butter, softened (no substitutes), icing sugar, egg, sour cream, honey, vanilla, flour, baking soda, cream of tartar, ground mace, salt, white candy coating , for drizzling on cookies

all-purpose flour, salt, baking soda, ground black pepper, anise seed, crushed, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, ground nutmeg, butter, softened, brown sugar, molasses, egg, powdered sugar , for rolling baked cookies in

refrigerated sugar cookie dough, flour, snickers miniature candy bars, candy sprinkles (any color or use colored sugar)

chocolate wafer cookie, whipping cream, sugar, shaved chocolate , for decoration

refrigerated sugar cookie dough, pretzel twists, semisweet chocolate mini morsels, red cinnamon candies

cookies and cream, butter, melted, cookie dough cream ice cream, softened, caramel ice cream topping, shaved semi-sweet chocolate, for garnish

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

betty crocker oatmeal cookie mix, gingersnap cookie, crushed, pecans, finely chopped, cold butter or 1/2 cup margarine, cream cheese, softened, sugar, canned pumpkin (not pumpkin pie mix), all-purpose flour, pumpkin pie spice, whipping cream, eggs, chocolate fudge topping, caramel topping

all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, butter, softened, granulated sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, chocolate-covered english toffee bars, chopped (1 cup), chopped almonds (2 oz), semisweet chocolate morsel, semisweet chocolate morsel, chopped almonds (2 oz)

butter, chopped walnuts, graham cracker crumbs, chopped miniature chocolate coated cookie bars, candy coated milk chocolate pieces, sweetened condensed milk, coconut flakes

cuccidati (italian fig and date bar cookies), margarine, granulated sugar, eggs, rind of 1 orange, orange juice, flour, baking powder, vanilla extract, string of figs, raisins, brown sugar, walnuts, dates, orange, cinnamon, whiskey, black pepper, water, powdered sugar, butter, orange juice, preheat oven to 375 degrees f., crust: in large bowl, cream together first 3 ingredients. add orange juice and orange rind. in separate bowl, combine flour and baking powder. add to creamed mixture along with vanilla., filling: prepare several days ahead of time. in a food grinder , grind figs and raisins. in large saucepan, simmer raisins and figs with brown sugar and water for 15 minutes. grind walnuts, dates, and orange. stir into hot mixture along with cinnamon, black pepper, and whiskey. remove from stove, mix well, cover, and let mellow for 3 days., roll dough into 3-inch wide strips on pastry cloth. lay filling down the center and wrap dough to form a long sausage-like" cookie. roll back and forth until crust seems very thin. cut in diagonal about every 1 1/2 inches. place on cookie sheet close together and bake for 10-13 minutes. cookies should be barely brown. cool and store in tins 5 days, then frost., frosting: in medium bowl, mix together margarine and powdered sugar until well blended. add enough juice to make a thick glaze. top cookies with a thin coat. let frosting dry a couple of hours then store in tins as follows., store : line tins with foil, place a layer of cookies, then a layer of wax paper (not plastic wrap). keep repeating, ending with foil and then the lid.

special k bar cookies, sugar, peanut butter (creamy or crunchy), white corn syrup, maple flavoring, special k cereal (the large size), butterscotch chips, chocolate chips, add maple flavoring to taste -- as well as vanilla flavoring, mix above together and bring to a boil in pan allowing to boil for a couple minutes- stirring occassionally. gradually add special

butter, brown sugar , packed, flour, graham cracker crumbs, milk chocolate candy bars, melted, marshmallows

betty crocker sugar cookie mix, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, melted, almond extract, egg, almond paste, crumbled into 1/2-inch pieces, sugar, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, melted, eggs, sliced almonds, white chocolate baking bar, coarsely chopped (1/3 cup), shortening, sliced almonds

butter, unsweetened baking chocolate, sweetened condensed milk (do not use evaporated milk), sugar cookie mix , 1 pouch (1 lb. 1.5 oz.), ground cinnamon, hershey candy cane kisses , unwrapped

betty crocker double chocolate chunk cookie mix, vegetable oil, water, egg, cream cheese, softened, granulated sugar, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, softened, all-purpose flour, vanilla, egg, pecans, chopped, semi-sweet chocolate chips, marshmallows, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, unsweetened baking cocoa, milk, powdered sugar, vanilla, pecans, chopped

firm margarine, softened (or butter), granulated sugar, brown sugar , packed, eggs, vanilla, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, quick-cooking rolled oats, crispy chocolate-covered english toffee bars, chopped (such as skor or heath), granulated sugar, for dipping glass