39392 christmas apple loaf Recipes
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butter or 1/2 cup margarine, soften, sugar, eggs, vanilla and7 Morebutter or 1/2 cup margarine, soften, sugar, eggs, vanilla, cinnamon (optional), apple, grated roughly, unpeeled , packed (i used small diced apples, packed), all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, walnuts, chopped1 hour 10 min, 11 ingredients
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butter, softened, sugar, eggs, buttermilk, vanilla extract and11 Morebutter, softened, sugar, eggs, buttermilk, vanilla extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, baking soda, diced peeled tart apples, chopped walnuts, sugar, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, ground cinnamon, cold butter, cubed1 hour 10 min, 16 ingredients
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Christmas Apple Piesucre , recipe follows, pippin or granny smith apples and20 Moresucre , recipe follows, pippin or granny smith apples, unsalted butter, sugar, calvados, brandy, heavy cream, chopped dried prunes, chopped dried apricots, chopped dried figs, lemon juice, ground cinnamon, lemon zest, orange zest, freshly grated nutmeg, egg white, very lightly whisked, crystallized sugar, cake or pastry flour, sugar, unsalted butter, chilled, cut into small pieces, egg yolks, heavy cream4 hour 5 min, 22 ingredients
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Autumn Apple Loafbutter, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract and7 Morebutter, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, apple (peeled, cored and grated ), all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, walnuts (optional) or 1/2 cup pecans (optional), cinnamon1 hour 5 min, 11 ingredients
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Banana Apple Loafbutter softened, brown sugar, granulated sugar, eggs and9 Morebutter softened, brown sugar, granulated sugar, eggs, sour cream, mashed bananas, banana extract, all purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, ground cinnamon, apples chopped, chopped black walnuts1 hour , 13 ingredients
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Honey Apple Loafhoney, almond extract, brewed strong coffee, oil, eggs and7 Morehoney, almond extract, brewed strong coffee, oil, eggs, flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon and allspice, salt, peeled chopped green apples, golden raisins1 hour , 12 ingredients
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Rich Apple Loaf Cakesflour, whole wheat flour and17 Moreflour, whole wheat flour, mesquite flour (you can use a mix of cocoa and cinnamon if you don tsp have this), baking soda, baking powder, pie spice, soy milk powder, salt, silken tofu, oil, apple butter, light-brown sugar, maple syrup, vanilla, apples, grated, apples, peeled and diced, raisins , soaked in hot water and drained, dried cranberries , soaked in hot water and drained, whole flaxseeds3 hour , 19 ingredients
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Apple N Spice Loafapple juice, sugar, oil, cinnamon, nutmeg and5 Moreapple juice, sugar, oil, cinnamon, nutmeg, raisins (when i ran out i used sultanas), apples , pared, peeled, cored, and shredded, flour, baking powder, pecans, broken (my neighbour used walnuts)2 hour 15 min, 11 ingredients
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